Just opened doors for 💦Thirst💦 😍 @twistedwindows.bsky.social

Inside of me are two wolves One of them desperately wants to be Chill and Not Difficult One of them is, it turns out, Very Difficult. Like an entire pain in the ass, 99% insecurity and only 1% human It's going great

The last in my self-tie jam triptych is in 2 weeks, and last I checked there were just a couple of tickets left! Hope to see you at @voxbody.bsky.social 😍 www.tickettailor.com/events/voxbo...

"The truest tales require time and familiarity to become what they are." – Erin Morgenstern First performance of 2026, at newbohemianye with Angel for @twistedwindows.bsky.social 🫦

🥹🥹 good job little guy you are very invisible now 🥹🥹

Such a great question to ask. This is why I journal, to unravel the narratives. Which story am I telling myself? Am I the narrator or is someone or something else? Where did it originate? Too many stories become like viruses of unknown origin. I have to learn the sound of my own voice again.

If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case. "My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.

Soooooo much love and appreciation to @tamelioness.bsky.social for all you do to make Westcoast Bound happen. I'm so so glad we had a chance to get dinner and connect. Lovvveeeessssss 🫶😍

Taught Triangle Suspension today, and that's a wrap for Westcoast Bound! Thank you Angel for being an amazing TA and support all weekend 💙💙💙

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Westcoast Bound day 2! Teaching Science of Kink this afternoon 🤓

Awwww! I mean, it's a great study – a classic ❤️🥰

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Day 1 presenting at Westcoast Bound in Vancouver! ❤️

One of my many toxic traits is that I take first answers as final answers.

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

more generations need to discover M*A*S*H

Shout-out to everyone who's tired as fuck of only seeing the first four lines of this poem shared around.

"I am not an angel,' I asserted; 'and I will not be one till I die: I will be myself. You must neither expect nor exact anything celestial of me..." – Charlotte Brontë Last rope performance of 2025, with Angel, for @twistedwindows.bsky.social Photos by @the-silence-pics.bsky.social

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

and if you're more of a friends to lovers kinda guy, pls know that the captain of the montreal victoire is married to her winger

the annoying little jokes will continue until morale improves, and then keep going after that too

This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.

Looking forward to teaching at Westcoast Bound this weekend! 🤓🪢

Can I really be said to be "back on my bullshit" if I was never once for even a second off my bullshit? Ringing in the new year hanging from my foot with the amazing @twistedwindows.bsky.social team 🎉✨️💖 Thank you @moon0naspoon.bsky.social & Angel for spotting/pulls/all the things 🤩

i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video

Hope to see you at NYE at the SF Mint tomorrow! 🎉

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

back on my bullshit? haha the joke's on you, I never got off my bullshit.

Content creator friends! I'm hosting a large "Kink Lounge" with bondage performance for NYE at the SF Mint and I'm planning to project video onto a couple of the larger walls – I'd love more content! Happy to promote you in All The Ways (on the run of show, QR codes, IG, whatever you'd like)...

Anyway I’ve just been really feeling what Tolkien meant with this line the last couple weeks

As we enter the New Year remember fear of making bad art is holding you back. Fear of people not liking your work is holding you back. Rejection is holding you back You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative

"And I never say no" We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control. We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.

This is a great expression of the thing I keep saying about text-generating algorithms: “Hallucination” isn’t some kind of glitch. ALL their responses are hallucinations. Sometimes they align with reality, sometimes they don’t.

This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025

The Onion, non-stop winning

be careful, if you miss the on ramp to the danger zone, there isn’t another one for like 45 minutes

I still have/drive the first car I ever bought. It is...old enough to drink, let us say. I bought it new for less than 10k. However it broke down a few days ago and is currently in the shop, keep it in your thoughts 🙏🏻

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

INCREDIBLE CHRISTMAS MURDER!! ❤️ 😭 😭 🪶

I am immediately reporting this personal attack.

Essentially, I think that LLM-generated dialogue only makes sense if you believe that the product of writing is words. But the product of writing isn't words, any more than the product of justice is prisoners, or the product of love is weddings. The product of writing is meaning.

Things are Terrible, but this isn't. Be weird.

as the BMJ have their Christmas issue out, it's time once again to share my favourite clinical trial that has ever been conducted: www.bmj.com/content/363/...

"Messing with the Thermostat Again" ❄️✨ In which I would never, except let me be clear that I would 🧚‍♀️✨️ Self-suspension performance at the @sfleatherdistrict.bsky.social Holiday Market, with @twistedwindows.bsky.social Rigging plate by subspace_designs Rope is chromaknotz

Broke out my most ridiculous eyelashes for last night's @twistedwindows.bsky.social Winter Ball Rope Lab ❄️❄️

Aw! It was delightful to meet you, thank you so much for being part of the event! 😍

Had an incredible time in Phoenix at @twistedwindows.bsky.social 's event with this lovely human a few weeks ago. Honestly we learned SO MUCH.