Happy #Friday, fuckers. 😎 🍺

Meet new people!? I'm trying to tolerate the ones I know.

Which perfect album came out when you were 16?

The president’s new attorney general today swore that not one single more Epstein file would be released. This is probably because the last AG got fired because she released credible allegations against the president by a 13-year-old child.

Liar in chief.

Do you live in the Montreal area? Are you looking for your cat? www.upi.com/Odd_News/202...

The Whiskey-the-Pete part made me spew my tea. 😂

Man buys newspaper, glances at front page, throws it straight in the trash. Next day and day after, the same. Eventually, seller snaps at him: Why'd you do that?! "I'm just checking for an obituary." Seller says, but obituaries aren't on the front page! "The one I'm looking for will be.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

YT & a vidya game that rules.

Motherf***er omits to mention that this was a very different America back then, with an actual legitimate president.

Melania Trump: ‘Never Once In My 4,000 Years Have I Been To Epstein Island’

@iamshadow.bsky.social www.angrymetalguy.com/metal-church...

It has arrived! My copy of @dripfeedrecords.bsky.social's latest project, the thrashtastic "Global Cataclysm" from #Thunderkill! Get this or perish from lameosity! Er, or something. 😬

Do not comply. 🖕😎

Reminder

The truest thing I’ve read today….🤣

I think it may be a first, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Trump is the first President of the United States who is mentally ill.

Vibe shift

Tuesday AM work spins: #Exodus - "Goliath". Pretty fucking good; a great mix of obligatory thrashers with dashes of groove and even doom.

I predicted someone like Trump many years ago, in THE DEAD ZONE. So now I'm saying this--in the next 12-16 months, we're going to find out if the two machines for the removal of a man unable to fulfill his duties actually work. They are impeachment and the 25th amendment. He is deeply unwell .

Folks, I'm watching a Horror movie on YT & they censored cigarette smoking w/pixelation. PLEASE I need everyone to immediately stop being goofy dumb cowardly dipshits, OK? Because this horseshit world righty now is complete garbage. Thanks in advance! Yours, etc., - Uncle Baby Boy #CryTicuS

Happy #Easter, meatballs! 🍺 🐣

Yup

Reminder: Fuck this dipshit

Everyone remember to hide when the astronauts comes back.

Trump can very well withdraw from NATO, because the US political system has become a ludicrous, impotent slave to his every whim.

Trump's inevitable withdrawal from NATO will also make every US citizen less safe in the future. Major future conflicts will equally inevitably arise, and they would require prudent and disciplined unity, even for a nation like the US. Abandoning NATO is one of Trump's most imbecilic ideas.

Buying someone's art is not an act of benevolence or charity FYI You are receiving beauty, enrichment, and fulfillment, and paying the artist for the craft they chose to bring into an ugly world In a perfect world, nothing would be commodified, in this cruel one, we should be thankful for artists

Trans people shouldn’t bother you more than Nazis. Basic moral clarity.

I witnessed lethality. I met a junior night manager outside the bar as the sun was going down and my buzz was setting, who, when asked what they needed, simply looked up at me with a weird smile on his face and said, more boobs, sir, and bigger boobs

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

@adysaisons.bsky.social @diddleynubbins.bsky.social @burn1ngchr0me.bsky.social @subsequentseer.bsky.social @richeyhell.bsky.social Still one of the greatest videos ever made youtu.be/QMV2tfk3PXQ?...

When hate for others trumps the love for oneself, people essentially vote for their own extinction just to see someone else lose. It’s the opposite of humanism; it’s a race to the bottom where the only winners are the ones with the private bunkers and the orbital satellites.

St. John's, Newfoundland, shattered its record for the snowiest February on record, with more than 178 cm of accumulation. https://ow.ly/w03w50YyVyQ

chappell roan sounds like the name of a racehorse in the 80s

👑MOUNTAIN KINGS2⃣6⃣3⃣👑 Submission: CLUTCH - Blast Tyrant 🇺🇸(2004) A muscular, groove driven blast of Heavy Rock - loaded with riffs, swagger, and the inimitable Neil Fallon’s commanding bark. Catchy and wildly energetic, it cemented Clutch’s cult‑hero status. #MK263👑

2⃣0⃣2⃣6⃣: THE UPCOMING TERROR ⚔️ ➡️May 22nd, 2026⬅️ ARMORED SAINT - Emotion Factory Reset 🇺🇸⚛️ 9th album (6 years on) from L.A, U.S Heavy Metal outfit⚛️ BC➡️armoredsaint.bandcamp.com/album/emotio... ⚛️ #thearmoredsaint #EmotionFactoryReset #MetalBlade #HeavyMetal #TheUpcomingTerror26 #KMäN

Friendly reminder, if you do not know how to train a dog without physical abuse, you don't deserve a dog.

Support your local music scene. 😈

I have no words. Watch this. youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?...