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Work thing tonight! Hope everyone's #Christmas is off to a great start. 🎄 🍺

"You're lucky Mom says I can't open my presents until Christmas." "But I'm not-" "Tick tock, motherfucker."

It's the point. They can all line up for the chopping block.

1) Make fake problem 2) Pretend to fix it 3) Morons cheer

www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar... Noice. 😎

HEYOOOO! 🤣

Real Canadians don't eat biscuits and gravy. We eat fries covered in cheese curds and gravy.

“Your costs are up… tariffs are raising prices…”

They say the roots of thrash metal are NWOBHM + punk — but really the punk aspect is attitude, because the *musicianship* of thrash needs precision. Hetfield is ‘simply’ chugging an open E here — the other 3 are giving the song its dynamic — but he’s the anchor. Lars didn’t set the tempo, James did.

Trump's negotiator team for the "peace plan" regarding the unprovoked Russian invasion of Ukraine wants to impose an amnesty for any Russians having commited war crimes? Excuse me? Pardon my language, but what the actual f**k? It figures, however: US criminals pardoning Russian war criminals.

I don’t know how anyone can have this opinion. ROGUE ONE is arguably one of the best STAR WARS films - I’d rank it after EMPIRE, tbh.

@fidelio237.bsky.social @chumwv.bsky.social Took me forever to place that quote at 3:50 - I knew I had heard it before, but couldn't place it...

I don't think Seance gets enough credit for two awesome albums they put out in the early '90s. Straight ahead, no frills European death metal. And the bass-leading production on "Saltrubbed Eyes"? *chefs kiss* youtu.be/ZyTm1E0swyw?...

Why do Trump's dishonorable "peace" gambits always target Ukraine rather than Russia? Two possibilities: 1) Either Putin possesses compromising material. 2) Trump is a spineless wimp, contrary to how he presented himself while campaigning, and does not ever dare to actually stand up to Putin.

Just to review, in the last week the President of the United States: - Refused to condemn the rise of Neo-Nazis in his party - Tried to block the release of further evidence he sexually abused children - Encouraged the execution of Congressional Democrats Those are just factual statements.

Mel Brooks nailing hundreds of years of racism in 30 seconds flat:

"The climax of terror is reached when the police state begins to devour its own children, when yesterday's executioner becomes today's victim." - Hannah Arendt

Atheist. First jam session with Tony Choy on bass, Spring of ‘91 right before recording Unquestionable Presence. Of particular note, I was today years old when I learned Rand Burkey was left-handed and played a right-handed guitar *upside down* like Albert King. Good heavens. #metalsky #deathmetal

And that’s all you need to know

For those that haven't noticed yet, we are now on Bandcamp. We put up a couple of the early releases for starters but be sure to follow us there so you know when releases are being added in the future. Thanks! chumwv.bandcamp.com

So Dave's back on hard drugs then. 🤣🤣🤣

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Ahem vt.tiktok.com/ZSywGUmTF/

New #ink! 2 minor ones to fill-up space, and a major one to annoy @subsequentseer.bsky.social #MetalSky

As a kid: "I don't want socks for Christmas!" As an adult: "Socks and underwear please."

Maybe I just have a dirty mind, but this looks like it should be a thumbnail on pornhub, with a caption like "dilf plows his son's best friend's ass."

Finally. Music critics — this is how it’s done. If you think something sucks, then call it out. The days of ‘everyone gets a trophy’ circle jerking reviews are over.

happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day

Holeeee sheeeeit! This is amazing; these guys are 🔥

Just finished S4 of #TheWitcher - I'm shocked it got renewed for a 5th. 😑

I follow this guy, he's actually a really good musician. He also likes doing silly things like this every now and then.

5 months progress on the sweet boy Earl Grey.

Welcome to American politics, we got - Openly Evil - Mindblowingly Stupid - People Who Think They Are Hiding That They Are Openly Evil And The Fact They Tried Makes Them Openly Evil AND Mindblowingly Stupid

Wow. This rules! Who did this?

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Them: Smile! It makes you look more friendly! Me: I’m not

@chumwv.bsky.social Hey John & Co.! Is this version of "Greetings (From The Inner Self)" the same one that was on the Century Media Records 'Identity' comp? I always thought the version on DTTW sounded a little different. Equally good of course. 😁

Loan shark says rubes are not interested in having legs broken.

Ca-LIE-gula Trump.

The same guy who "doesn’t want to hear about affordability" posted about his new marble bathroom 7 times last week.

Sounds about right. 🫤