This new Yemeni cafe that opened by me is pretty rad. And they're open til 11 which I love. Pistachio baklava & Turkish style coffee at 10pm is exactly what I need tonight.

Saw the new Mortal Kombat last night. If you've been intrigued enough to watch any prior MK film you'll like this one. If those weren't your jam then don't bother...it's more of the same

Lamentari dropped a badass single today. I'm not a fan of artists releasing a song here and there with no album imminent but can't complain when they're this good. If you like Blackened Symphonic Metal... cult-of-lamentari.bandcamp.com/track/gradus...

Just had some bad seafood on the heels of bad chicken. I need my cast iron stomach to shine tonight

Most men who drive big pickup trucks do so to be more attractive to other men. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

I'm just buzzing tonight. Tossing on some tunes and dancing in my apartment. LFG 🎶

Benson was a monster tonight, player of the game. Huge tip of the cap to the fans, they were deafening even on TV. 5 down, 11 more to go #Sabres

Jack Quinn is having a hell of a playoffs. He looks like the fast creative player we saw as a rookie...finally. It's mind boggling he hasn't scored, that dam is gonna burst and he's gonna go on a heater

Avs fan at the gym earlier said to me the only way they don't win the cup is if Buffalo figures out the power play. Real ones know

Happy learned how to putt meme but it's the Sabres and PP

The Bandcamp synopsis for the new Cognizance album hints at an Extol influence. It's very rare that you ever see that to begin with, even less rare to be able to hear it. Track 5 'Vertical Illusion' is the best song Extol never wrote. cognizance.bandcamp.com/album/in-lig...

On one hand it was nice to not give a single shit about the draft lottery, which in recent memory was a day I had circled on the calendar. On the other hand knowing Toronto is making the first pick in Key Bank Center in a few weeks is nausea inducing. Congrats to SJ though, Mike Grier just wins

Well I've tried going back to sleep thrice and each time it's been nightmares so I think I'm up now. On a positive note this means I have time to cook farina 😋 Breakfast jams 🎶☕

Decompress to darkness. All new Show 601! PURE WRATH (Indonesia); REEKING AURA (NY/NJ); NORTHERN GRAVES (TX/CAN); NEQUIENT (Chicago); COGNIZANCE (UK); PIG'S BLOOD (WI); PORTRAYAL OF GUILT (Austin); DOODSWENS (Netherlands); LIVIDUS (Portland) reject.libsyn.com/she-likes-it...

So Alpine Divorce is now a thing I've become aware of and I think I'm going to change my stance and become pro-AI. Not because I'd use it or support its use by humanity but because the meteor isn't coming anytime soon so SkyNet is the next best option to rid the world of this human plague

Still going back to last year's Amorphis quite a bit and it pleases me

Also this serves as my periodic reminder that Waiting for Guffman is the funniest movie you've never seen and it is in your best interest to rectify that

I miss Catherine 😢 One of my favorite scenes from Guest's best youtu.be/MsqHBexWD1w?...

I just absolutely love garlic

I held my resolve to not give into work anxiety over the weekend and just enjoy things. Of course that means it hit me like a ton of bricks this morning. Tossing on some jams & looking forward to the series with the Habs. We can do this ☕🎶⚔️

When you make a traditional dish for people who grew up with that tradition despite it being new to you and they tell you it's perfect

I think I'm rooting for Montreal tonight. I just don't believe people from Florida deserve happiness.

Just saw a college aged Chad looking guy at a coffee shop with a forearm tattoo in old English font that said "Mandingo"...I have no words

I don't understand why in 2026 we still race horses. As a short person I appreciate most sports where we have a competitive advantage but this one feels like it should've been left it in the past like that Mayan proto-soccer game with decapitated heads. Tbh that seems more appropriate these days

Look he deserved to lose his job and I am in no way waxing poetic...but full credit where it's due for GMKA to take a hard stance on getting Doan back in the Peterka deal. Couldn't imagine them having this season without that kid

Robert Guillaume was such an incredible actor. He is missed

Sometimes you wake up with a case of morning Emerald Sword ☕🎶

Can't even post how happy I am because I'm ugly crying so badly it took me 10 minutes to type this. #Sabres

Josh Doan...the "throw in"

I'm going to throw up

Sammy Motherfucking Snipes

That was all Dahlsy!!! What a move going skate to stick.

Just gonna watch the Sabres game naked, sitting on a towel, so I don't ruin clothes with sweat

I'm excited for puck drop, but I am also nervous as hell. When I stand up next you'll find a diamond under my ass.

workers over billionaires. compassion over capitalism. the sabres over every fucking body.

I forgot I bought an oatmeal cookie with lunch yesterday and put it in my backpack for later. Now I have a surprise breakfast treat. Maybe, just maybe, today will be a good day

The Forest Seasons is so fucking good, I'll never understand the hate

Look I'm happy for you Wild fans, Minnesota deserves this especially against the franchise that stole your team (and our cup). I'm rooting for you out west But why do you have to play Shout after goals 😑

That burgundy suit, Hank can get it 🔥

Bacon does not, in fact, make everything better.

Fine fine fine since you're all nosy Nancy's I am being dragged against my will to this show

Someone is dragging me to the worst possible concert this summer. Seriously if I posted the tour poster you'd all vomit Team America style.

I don't see why it isn't more socially acceptable to take selfies on the toilet. Don't act like you haven't done it

My favorite black metal album is also my favorite power metal album and I'm not elaborating further but this is a take I have held for more than a quarter century & will defend til my dying day... especially as I listen to it this morning ☕🎶

Feeling like it's a Lord Belial night. Won't you Enter the Moonlight Gate with me?

Oh well guess we're edging til Friday

Pastrnak is such a cherry picking piece of shit. Haven't seen someone more allergic to their end of the ice since Bure.

I should masturbate during the overtime, if I can time my climax with the winning goal I will probably die...happy

fuck you. fuck. you..

I bought a snack that I was saving for when the Sabres win this series. I know we're one period away, but it's been staring me in the face for a week and I'm hungry. I hope this doesn't bring us bad luck in the third but I'm gonna stuff my face