The Montana Plan is bipartisan, common-sense, and one of the best opportunities in a long time to put Citizens United where it belongs: in the ashbin of history.

Trump’s death grip on the Republican Party may sit well with MAGA hardcores, but it's repelling all other voters. LP Senior Advisor Stuart Stevens explains how that'll hurt the GOP in November:

Giving Donald Trump and his kids immunity from any future audits from the IRS is like giving Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend a beauty pageant called ‘Miss Teen USA’ or TV show to a bankrupt mob money launderer so he could pretend to be a billionaire to folks who think Fox is news.

Why bother voting for Democrats.

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“Trump has broken our nation’s government in this incendiary moment; he and his ‘America First’ cohorts did so by weaponizing the bigotry and ignorance of millions of Americans who should have known better by now but still don’t.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

He rocks.

Good morning.

Today I traveled to Selma with my colleagues in Congress to take a stand against the radical right-wing plot to suppress Black political representation and dismantle our democracy by gutting the Voting Rights Act. We’ve made too much progress in this country to go backwards. We won’t be silenced.

Happy #Caturday, video of the week. The Kitty Coaster

BELOW: The face you make when you get everything you wanted from the cankled pedo bitch.

Fortunately, I can still afford potatoes.

Why bother voting for Democrats.

“If you learn anything from me, let it be to not ever trust anyone you ever saw on reality TV in public office.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

"Thank you for your order. I'll push it off the edge of the counter when it's ready"

Wait, what?

I'll take things that never happened for $200, Alex.

The Art of the Schlemiel

I’m skeptical.

BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery

Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers who didn't raise pedophiles.

You think Trump would be more concerned about the Hantavirus since his properties are notoriously rodent infested, and no, I don’t just mean by his children.

Stock up with toilet paper now. We're about to see a repeat of 2020.

As Yogi would say, it's deja vu all over again.

How long until there is a special salute requirement, preceded by the word "heil"?

Donald Trump is preoccupied with pet projects like securing taxpayer funding for his gilded ballroom, plastering his face everywhere, and renaming airports after himself.

Pretty soon: “At the request of Pakistan, we are inviting Iran to blockade our ports until at which time we can negotiate a solution. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER, PRESIDENT DJT”

My resolution proposing a constitutional amendment to overturn the Supreme Court’s Citizens United decision now has 79 co-sponsors. You can view the full list at: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c.... I’ll keep fighting to get it across the finish line!

Bravo! Well deserved.

Get ready. As the Iran War spirals out of control, Trump is going to get more desperate. The new attacks on ABC for airing criticism of Trump is a sign of what’s the come. We cannot shrug it off as “Trump being Trump”. He’s trying to build a censorship state - plain and simple.

This.

Another reason everyone should vote for Clyde's dad.

I don’t even know what to do with this… but it makes me laugh so hard

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Cats breaking the news

I have been screaming to anyone who will listen that this White House plans something that will allow it to declare a state of emergency and cancel the election. What is happening in Louisiana is a dry run. THIS IS ONLY POSSIBLE IF THE ELECTED ENABLERS IN CONGRESS ALLOW IT.

The national debt now exceeds 100% of GDP. Welcome to the United States of the next Trump Bankruptcy.

Trump is an imbecile, which limits the good he can do for fascist russia. But he is evil, which means he is able to do catastrophic damage to the United States. This makes Trump a useful russian asset. Putin easily manipulates his puppet as a chaos agent and weapon of war.

You can cut me off—but you cannot silence us! Even as the Supreme Court has dealt a devastating blow to the Voting Rights Act—we will continue to organize, mobilize, and push forward—just as generations have before us!

“By the time he had become a reality show star, Trump had blown through his $400 million inheritance and bankrupted most of his businesses; he needed the NBC pay check and so did his kids. That’s why they all ended up on the show.”

The face of someone who’s devoted their life to service, science and space exploration needing to listen to some draft-dodging, out-of-shape bozo brag that he easily could’ve been an astronaut.

Thinking about what he went through just to have the right to vote. Shame on the Supreme Court for taking it away.

The Big Lie in the phrase 'don't mix sports and politics' is that it's not sports & politics they object to. It's sports and a certain kind of politics. Speak out against police violence or Israel's war on Gaza and it's 'stick to sports.' But bleat pro-war patriotic bombast and you're a hero.

Truth!

POTUS has nothing on his schedule until a 2pm photo op w/astronauts, then it’s back to ‘Adderall Time’ oops, I means ‘President participates in Policy Meetings’ you’re getting played White House Press Corp. Dude is partied out AF. Been a week of narcissism time, look for crash.

Oh, look what I saw on the beach!

Most people don’t remember: last fall, the Trump team was so furious that Comey wasn’t arrested & photographed that they FIRED the FBI agent who made the decision to let him turn himself in. This whole thing is about a mugshot. That makes it more dangerous. www.defiance.news/p/theres-a-s...