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Perfect! @jimmykimmel.com #Kimmel #Rezyne 😝😝😝

NEW: In 2020, the Montana U.S. Atty cut a plea deal that let a tribal police officer who sexually abused a 6-year-old girl serve less than a year in prison + dodge the sex offender registry. That U.S. Atty is now Montana GOP Senate nominee Kurt Alme. www.huffpost.com/entry/montan...

This is the one true recipe for a Reflecting Pool: 2oz rum, 4oz pineapple juice, 1oz blue curacao, one Blue Razzberry Fruit Roll-Up

Perfectly stated

PRIORITIES. 🙄

Very evolved algae. 😉😁

“The scandal of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is such a complete encapsulation—and such a perfect metaphor—of incompetence and corruption that it deserves to be both a long-remembered failure and a final straw for a restless, angry nation.“ www.americaamerica.news/p/what-does-...

“Within minutes of a strike on a school full of children on the first day of the war against Iran, Pentagon officials knew that the U.S. military was responsible for leveling the site.” More than a ballroom or arch, these dead kids will be this president’s legacy. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/16/u...

They warned me that if I voted for Kamala Harris we’d get a new deal with the Iranian regime worse than the JCPOA. I voted for Kamala, and they were right.

It’s funny that they tried to hide the Trump name removal process because all it does is reinforce how much this is about his feelings.

“I Married a Morning Person,” a new murder drama from Lifetime, coming soon. Inspired by true life events. 🙄🙄🙄

Released 36 years ago today 😳

Donald Trump promised the war in Iran would end with unconditional surrender. But he never said which country would do the surrendering.

We all know who this woman voted for…

They’d have been laughed out of court.

I ***HATE*** the Amazon Prime app on my TV. It is awful. The YouTube TV app is so much better.

I mean... probably don't need a whole article...he gave us the reason yesterday

This administration is so evil.

Using sound to put out fires. They show it working on small fires. If it could work on large fires that would be really cool. I have my doubts though. nypost.com/2026/04/18/u...

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops. I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III. Remind you of anyone?

A nationwide warrant has been issued in the first criminal charges against an ICE agent for on-duty actions during the enforcement surge in Minnesota.

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You know what would be amazing, if Vance can negotiate an agreement where Iran doesn't enrich above 3.67% (far below weapons grade); gets rid of 98% of its stockpile of uranium; has weekly inspections by the IAEA; and commits to all of this for at 10 years. Oh, yeah, that was the Obama Iran deal.

A parade in Germany, featuring Donald Trump sexually assaulting Lady Liberty.

I mean, you don't really need a translator

just a few minutes away from Bret Stephens getting another prediction wrong

Well done. #NoKings

8 million No Kings protesters Zero police officers beaten Zero police officers killed Zero feces smeared on walls.

The creativity & the signs yesterday were epic. The fight for democracy that’s ahead of us is going to have to be too joycevance.substack.com/p/well-done-...

Paid $3.76 for gas today. Not as bad as some places in the country.

Great signs across America for #NoKings. What was your favorite?

RIP to James Tolkan, best known as Principal Strickland in Back to the Future and “Stinger” in Top Gun. As it happens, yes, he did once have hair.

If this was true we wouldn’t need any other country’s help. But we apparently do so it isn’t true.

youtu.be/XDkhzVw0yBs When That Man is Dead and Gone 🍊 🤡 #irvingberlin

“No one gives a sh*t about housing.” “Affordability is a Democrat scam.” “If [gas prices] rise, they rise.” It couldn't be clearer: Trump never cared about lowering the cost of living.

Trump in 2011: “Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He’s weak and he’s ineffective.”