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Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops. I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III. Remind you of anyone?

A nationwide warrant has been issued in the first criminal charges against an ICE agent for on-duty actions during the enforcement surge in Minnesota.

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You know what would be amazing, if Vance can negotiate an agreement where Iran doesn't enrich above 3.67% (far below weapons grade); gets rid of 98% of its stockpile of uranium; has weekly inspections by the IAEA; and commits to all of this for at 10 years. Oh, yeah, that was the Obama Iran deal.

A parade in Germany, featuring Donald Trump sexually assaulting Lady Liberty.

I mean, you don't really need a translator

just a few minutes away from Bret Stephens getting another prediction wrong

Well done. #NoKings

8 million No Kings protesters Zero police officers beaten Zero police officers killed Zero feces smeared on walls.

The creativity & the signs yesterday were epic. The fight for democracy that’s ahead of us is going to have to be too joycevance.substack.com/p/well-done-...

Paid $3.76 for gas today. Not as bad as some places in the country.

Great signs across America for #NoKings. What was your favorite?

RIP to James Tolkan, best known as Principal Strickland in Back to the Future and “Stinger” in Top Gun. As it happens, yes, he did once have hair.

If this was true we wouldn’t need any other country’s help. But we apparently do so it isn’t true.

youtu.be/XDkhzVw0yBs When That Man is Dead and Gone 🍊 🤡 #irvingberlin

“No one gives a sh*t about housing.” “Affordability is a Democrat scam.” “If [gas prices] rise, they rise.” It couldn't be clearer: Trump never cared about lowering the cost of living.

Trump in 2011: “Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He’s weak and he’s ineffective.”

1. Trump pressures officials into naming airports after him 2. Trump files for trademark for "Donald J. Trump International Airport" 3. His own administration has to decide whether to grant them It's actually quite a straightforward grift.

“I will scale the building myself to tear that shit down in three years," says a former J6 prosecutor. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

💯 we have a compulsive believer problem

WTF?!?!?! Imagine the outrage from Trump if the reverse were true and the father had killed his Trump hating daughter? www.bbc.com/news/article...

When the Trump administration isn’t evil enough for you

In the long term perhaps not, but in the short term we now have a lot of people trained to do things that AI will soon be doing better, faster and cheaper. A lot of people are going to lose their jobs as a result so what will they do that AI can’t?

I mean, there *are* a few other things going on. But this should be a good show on February 17: www.shakespearetheatre.org/events/mock-...

Trump did this. Measles is deadly.

Texas's version of Punxsutawney Phil. Ted Cruz spotted at the airport headed to warmer climes means we're headed into severe cold weather and possible power failure.

How big is Greenland? Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.

Let them and let them fail. So tired of this bullshit. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/17/b...

Yeah, I think a lot about the choice the Trump admin has made to send film crews after everybody to show they're Doing Something. Biden's DOJ (and Ellison's AG office) were rolling up fraudsters with convictions. But they didn't send influencers to advertise it. Cut to Rs saying Trump finally ACTED

If only we had that in the US.

How bad are the Epstein files that the US government is willing to invade the whole world?

The new Axis of Evil: Trump, Miller and Noem.

Agree 💯 With Matthew Dowd......

Photo and drawing from the photo #Caturday

BREAKING NEWS: Reported gunfire at Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles.

#GDP 🇺🇸

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Morning.

signs bill forcing DOJ to release the Epstein Files.