Earl Norem, for Dinosaurs Attack!, 1988

mixing different substances and not dying

high at dollar tree and objectifying the paper towels. look at these sluts.

peanut butter and jelly hit like if you agree

today is the 22yr anniversary of my (first) arthroplasty

[manifesting] im fun and cool!

high af and staring at myself in a mirror in public

eyes are like plants. u gotta feed them lots of gatorade

it’s like I was daring the edible to do something stupid and I can’t tell if I won or lost the bet

getting high and telling the internet my secrets

if u saw that no u didn’t.

a few days ago I gave up on the concept of edibles working for me. like I genuinely thought I was one of those people who lacked the ✨enzyme to process them. and look at me now. incredible.

i love getting high and going on the internet it’s my favorite activity

soup du jour: bong water

breaking news: weird sibling wants to know what middle class grocery store chain you have where you live

propose to me with the ring of the man throwing his shoe at george bush, or don’t bother at all. franticstudio.shop/products/bus...

naked karaoke

If I am eating strawberries do not address me. I am pretending to be a little mouse eating a little treat on a daffodil.

pls donate to my gofundme so I can have money ($0/10000000000)

(in the most monotone voice ever) joyposting. whimsymaxxing. delightpilled.

trapped a spider under a cup and I’m hotboxing them cuz we’re homies now

some people do drugs and post better. i do drugs to post wors

if I ever try standup i am making my bit be about the summer I spent in cadaver camp.

is vomiting a hobby?

just saw a cloud that looked like a penis

life sucks but at least I finally befriended my friends extremely skittish small dog

guy behind me is coming out as bisexual to his friends!

I will not think. Think is the instinct killer.

anyways I’m at the beach

shitty internet poem: lifeguard the lifeguard is taking this shit so seriously like it’s fuckin baywatch. please calm down before you give yourself heatstroke bro no one is listening anyways.

I’m too shy for a group chat but I hope y’all are having fun

I deserve a little paranoia. as a treat.

as much as i love having a senior cat it also sucks because I panic every time she makes an unusual noise

at least I’m getting laid today. surely that will fix my problems.

fuck doctors fuck insurance fuck the american healthcare system actually fuck the entire medical industrial complex fuckity fuck fuck fuck I hate it all

I’m so mad I’m teetering on the verge of psychosis. it took me too long to put together a sentence because I’m so angry.

I need to kill the karen that lives in my head but sometimes she’s right so maybe I just want that bitch to get drunk and chill a bit

bitch dinner. it’s like girl dinner but bitchier.

labubus fell off. :(

there is a local chain of grocery/closeout stores called marc’s that always has most random playlist it’s like they’re not allowed to ever play the same song again it’s weird

nothing should ever be more than $15 I think

too depressed to post lately

my brain is the size of a pea due to various factors in my life, but a very dense pea, like a genius pea

the backrooms movie happened to me when i was 8 and got lost in a costco

stone fruits are so punk rock

some of u

this is how i feel interacting with my mutuals :3

genuine question: is there an ethical soda brand? I love my diet coke but I’m well aware of the ways the coke brand sucks but also I am not ready to give up my addiction to soda in general

I'm not mentally ill my brain just does that