Cleanse the timeline with pumpkin meat 🎃🐂

Good thing we’re tossing Argentina $40B www.npr.org/2025/10/18/n...

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Universities together strong

You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on. Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?

I’m glad Jonas Salk didn’t have to live through RFK Jr’s reign

LFG

Waterboarding wouldn’t get this out of me

BREAKING: This politician was literally trading leveraged positions on companies they legislate on. Representative Rob Bresnahan bought over $1750,00 in option positions in $SPY, $IWM, $QQQ all calls, on September 15th, expiring on the 19th. They are literally day trading.

my favorite thing about events is how they’re all completely knowable in a framework of cause-and-effect with clear motivations and outcomes that confirm my expectations of an ordered reality

Hell yeah

My shocked face 😮

Halloween’s coming; gimme that disturbing Magic card art

U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat

“Who was president in 2020?” remains one of the most pertinent questions in American politics—absurd, yes, but here we are—and that extends to “who was president January 1 - 19, 2021?”

It’s bonkers. Like say what you will about Andrew Carnegie but after getting wealthy beyond compare he built libraries. Thiel and Musk and Ellison have been like “what if we restored the third reich? what if I became Big Brother? what if we ushered in an age of superstition, wouldn’t that be neat”

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

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You've seen your fair share of bad date pickers. Well, now it's your turn to create something even worse! Unlike those other bad ones out there that just frustrate users, you might win a trophy for your efforts if you enter it into the #BadUXWorldCup where I'll be one of the judges 😊 badux.lol

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Call me habeas corpus the way people don't understand me

It’s hard to imagine how this is even possible on the web, but it is, and we should celebrate that. messenger.abeto.co

Oregon National Guard Adjutant General, General Gronewold says if they are federalized, that he will advise the Title 10 commander to utilize National Guard Troops to PROTECT protesters at ICE facilities. This is the right answer.

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

Preserving health care and health premiums for the public is an attack - got it.

One reason former Republicans have been better at opposing Trump than many progressives is because they correctly understand that the GOP’s descent into fascism represents a dramatic shift, and is therefore scarier, where the latter groups feel the need to argue it’s just a continuation of trend

*prince voice* little moist towelette

Netflix Now Requiring All Subscribers To Recruit 5 New Customers https://theonion.com/netflix-now-requiring-all-subscribers-to-recruit-5-new-customers/

It’s too bad we got too woke to win in Vietnam, smh

People going "America was always fascist" or "it's been like this since the 1980s" or making related claims don't seem to realize it, but they're telling everyone that nothing different is happening, nothing worse than usual, so if you weren't up in arms about eg 2013, you shouldn't be now either.

Unmatched streaming curation, y'all

Can we call it Projekt 2025 going forward, to reflect its influences?

Dark mode options are great and all, but can I get a stubby thumb mode?

Improved SEO is a sweet side effect of accessibility, y’all 👏

Somebody actually sat down and wrote these two sentences, one after another. www.washingtonexaminer.com/wp-content/u...

Timeline cleanse

feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak

“This meeting could have been an email”

Thank you, this is the correct headline.

Virginians can have a little hope as a treat

Filtering out ethics-minded military personnel: what's the worst that could happen?

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

Trying to get home today with 250 shut down in both directions (at my exit, natch)

Every time the administration prematurely claims a shooter is leftist

As if there weren't enough reasons to dislike EA

This opinion aged well 🥛

Viagra Boys, DC 9/26 🦐☯️