kale is probably like the most overrated green ever. it tastes bad and makes you damn near crap yourself stupid

craving baba ghanoush like a motherfucker. Just like a big plate of it with foul and hummus FUCK

i have a stomach of iron. something has to be exceptionally vile for me to not stomach it. most gas station sandwiches are horrific (not that i've eaten any in a while)

how are you going to celebrate your birthday? (accusatory)

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i love people who listen to artists i've never heard of in my life

you remain in all i do

disney is evil as hell but they did release some banger songs

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if i ever get rich, there will be signs

iPhones could NEVER

i am in love with life.

me: does 5 things 5 more things: sup me: no thanks

type AMEN if you love this AI picture of Jesus stamped into a tangle of spaghetti noodles presented as a natural phenomenon amen

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i love how everyone's "on my way" is totally different. for some people it means they are grabbing their keys and walking out the door. for others, they have a couple changes to make to their outfit right quick. for me, it means my key is in the ignition and i am sending you an ETA

idk if i told yall but i started playing stray recently and holy hell. literally amazing

When we come to your house, we're leaving with tile pics...no questions asked.

Lilacs are in bloom and the scent is heavenly. Big Heart Farm 2026

When I went to an art museum in Amsterdam, they had a bunch of De Stijl pieces, including Mondrian's original work, and I've been in love ever since. (I don't recall the name of the museum off the top of my head.)

i invested in this new bougie canned sparkling water beverage i saw and it tastes like shit. i'm going back to my 69¢ bottles after this

im more than forlorn. im five perhaps even sixlorn

i just saw something that said yoink and yeet are the same thing in opposite directions and

The joner. The jonklur. Da jonky. Da jonkley. He is da jronkel . Da jrenn

Polished Azurite with Malachite. Sold

ok what are you trying to say

need some elixir

don’t be discouraged from making art. no matter what anyone says, the world actually needs more bad poetry and paintings of trees

gulp

Cleffa and Clefairy ✨

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look i know all pasta is basically the same regardless of shape but some shapes just taste wrong

lately i've been having some weird breakthrus. i realized tonight that the reason i want to sometimes disappear is because it gives me the illusion of safety. not having to interact with people and ruminate afterwards about saying or doing something dumb

it's starting

"Beaver, transformed in two directions" by Leslie Mesei, 1967. From the book Computer Graphics, Computer Art

Everybody be quiet and look at this baby toucan.

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how can we go back to being friends when we just shared a bed?

it all started when i invented the internet 3,000 years ago

1 like = a favorite vaporwave or adjacent genres album

listening to pursuing paradise. it's a good night

Forums were cool, like that's nothing new but just like So much about them is cool was lost in social media You had so much control over your appearance and posts. You had signatures and headers and avatar and could get titles and sometimes you could even directly edit the html of your user page

when u listen to vaporwave and get nostalgic for 2010s bc u were nostalgic for 1990s

please share what you remember too!!! anything is awesome. it doesn't have to be 90s internet, it can be anything you recall— memes, service providers, etc.