Did you know you can be an absurd person and fly across the ocean to see a live show version of a tv show you started watching two months ago if you don’t mind losing thousands of dollars about it 🥲

The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025

Close enough welcome back Our Flag Means Death

And on top of everything, I finally saw Frankenstein today! What a delicious picture!!

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

Updating my LEGO White House

I did slice my thumb open once when hand washing my bread knife so maybe you shouldn't do it idk

Using comp time to leave work early and finally see One Battle After Another in Vistavision, ending the long national nightmare of my coworker Tom who is a PTA stan and has seen it at least four times already

Considering which select episodes of Inside No. 9 I could show my mom that a)she would like b)would give her an entirely inaccurate idea of what the show’s general vibe is

I’ve reached the “listening to the original London cast recording of Betty Blue Eyes” phase of my Reece Shearsmith hyperfixation how about you

My sentimental favorite.

i think about this post every time i watch a movie

Sometimes you get into a new show and you really like it and have fun and sometimes you get into a new show and turn into a feral eldritch abomination about it and in that scenario you have no choice but to fly halfway across the world to see the creators perform the show live onstage

Report: Friend Has Been Going By Middle Name This Whole Fucking Time

Bringing the average age of this retina specialist office down a few decades rn. My old ass retinas

The debate around what is or isn’t “cancel culture” really just obscures a simple truth that it’s BAD to be massively racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic and it’s GOOD to speak out against injustice. Some things are good and some things are bad and it’s okay to say which you think are which.

Feel like there have been several kooky attempts to discourage long speeches at awards shows lately that were instant vibe killers and I just think these shows shouldn’t be run by people who hate that they exist??

The idea that there are people who are interested in the Magnificent Ambersons but like, an AI version of it, is so funny. That's two different groups of people. And their dogs are trained to attack each other

My Fantastic Four

If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country

🚨🚨🚨🚨 ALL DADS PLEASE REPORT FOR DUTY IMMEDIATELY 🚨🚨🚨🚨

Oops I watched the Children’s Hour and it made me have Feelings. You remember feelings?

Gonna tell my kids this was Superman

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

Aww solidarity forever! Frog and Toad ARE friends! 💙💜🩷💛🩵

Catching up on Gilded Age and shaking my head at the screen so my phone knows I disagree with the hot robber baron's behavior

If you think the people in a state that went for Trump deserves whatever happens to them but you are exempt from this as a citizen of a country that went for Trump you gotta break that down for me

Putting the phone away to watch a movie. I got four new Criterions and five DVDs out from the library, but I’m listening to Mel Brooks’ autobiography and just got to the making of the Twelve Chairs, which I’ve never seen despite the box set in my possession, so Mel wins this round

It would be really cool if the Democratic Senate and House minority leaders from New York City stepped up to defend Mamdani from the fascist president threatening him

This paragraph is going to be my joker origin story. That "two people can get married...so long as they love each other" is just objectively true. It is not a view that can be accepted or rejected.

If you're about to post something mean about Andrew Cuomo, I urge you to pause, take a deep breath, and think of something even meaner.

Feeling real “senators, congressmen, please heed the call” tonight. Feelin real “get out of the new one if you can’t lend your hand” tonight. Cringe but true

Literally begging Amtrak to stop messaging me about temperature related speed restrictions on my upcoming trip. I got it you don’t need to text and email me eleven times and counting

Okay my totally real NYT Best Movies of the 21st century list les go The Grand Budapest Hotel The Royal Tenenbaums Moonrise Kingdom Asteroid City The French Dispatch The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou The Phoenician Scheme The Darjeeling Limited Fantastic Mr. Fox The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

trans people will always exist (laudatory) trans people will always exist (threatening) trans people will always exist (factual)

I love that like once a decade we make a titan of the stage perform “Rose’s Turn” completely devoid of context. A beautiful tradition. #TonyAwards

so sorry if this is stating the obvious, but it's just so funny that they are yelling at each other from the social networks that they own because they are both such losers that they had to create or purchase a slice of the internet where they reign supreme as mr king baby

It's not so much a case of "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" as it is "the enmity of of my enemies is my friend"

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

Publications just don’t give a fuck about push notifying you spoilers for something that came out literally a day ago do they. Like give a bitch a minute

Been listening to the Smiths a lot the last few days. If that’s not a cry for help I don’t know what is

This Saturday is Independent Bookstore Day, a tradition that has happened every April for 12 years. For the first time, Amazon is hosting Amazon Book Sale on the same day which is a cowardly, calculated move to hurt indie book stores. Don’t let them win. Support an indie book store on Saturday.

Been in my jim jams all day and realized I’m cosplaying as the dude, a very appropriate 420 Easter ensemble