They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.

Well if Albert Nobbs here is saying it it must be true

What in the world is going on

I need to eat something but there is absolutely nothing I want to eat

I hope this lady shows up at his next press conference

I have these fantasies, that someone, anyone, a journalist, a member of the public, whoever, will just say: “shut the fuck up, you senile old pervert” to his face, on camera, and somehow that will break the spell and it will all be over

Many worse problems in the world of course but writing lyrics into Final Draft is still the bane of my existence

I’m tired of posting. I’m sick and sad. You feel the same way. I don’t have anything eloquent or smart or moving to say about it.

Quiet, Piggy.

Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah. Praying for his full & speedy recovery. And so deeply inspired by his example.

People bemoan how Gen Z is worrying “comfortable with political violence” but don’t tend to mention how politicians allowed them to be shot at/live in fear of being shot at since they were in elementary school

Everyone is quoting the “I’m HUUUUGE” on the bowl of Trump condoms but not the sarcastic “Finally”

Not to say European countries shouldn’t be doing more on defence, but they are to some extent, and I think the lack of effective action on the information wars is much more concerning. Russia won’t conquer the EU by invading. The danger is that it turns friends into enemies, aided by US.

Indiana Republicans have not forgotten what he tried to do to Mike Pence.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Googled something, and saw a quote from some piece about it in the search results that made me laugh out loud, so I clicked through to see who wrote it. Reader, it was me.

It’s a small victory in a world of shit but I have started taking voice lessons again for the first time since college and I sound so fucking good you can’t believe it

Theo and I watched the Charlie Brown Christmas special this weekend and at first he was skeptical (“why is this so weird and sad?”) but by the end he was kind of hypnotized by it. Truly a strange little work of art

(What if nobody buys Warner Bros)

Yeah, it turns out he’s not a very nice person!!

Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she shared with Trump death threat she received that he incited, and his response was "extremely unkind"

Theo has started using “Cristiano Ronaldo!” as an exclamation of exasperation or surprise. Like “Christopher Columbus!”

What if instead of randomly murdering 83 people in the Caribbean they just sent Don Jr to rehab

Getting in the mood

I love Christmas because it’s a way to feel very productive and busy and creative with absolutely no stakes attached

Open for business! I am covered in glitter

I am decorating the tree and the Christmas playlist was just interrupted by ad of Mandy Patinkin somberly warning about starvation in Gaza. It does feel exactly right

I've been saying this for a year now: the Democrats have missed a gigantic political opportunity--and, at this point, have failed in an ethical obligation--to create a shadow-government health department that dispenses medically accurate information, guidance, and advice.

All the so-called “anti-vax warriors” who made this happen? Wait until normal parents start seeing their babies die of preventable illnesses. I hope you have a fucking bunker

Caught mid six-seven

Yes from the looks of it my son also won the FIFA Peace Award when he came in third of 3 at his last karate competition

Someone told me a story yesterday that was so funny I almost wet my pants laughing, but was so specific to this person and the context that I am almost experiencing a kind of grief knowing I can never tell it to anyone and have them share my joy in the same way

There are literally hundreds of female journalists who are prettier than Olivia Nuzzi, you just can’t, like, imagine any of them giving blowie to Giuliani and probably he couldn’t either

Being told to quit caffeine is as perverse as saying vaccinations are bad

“A Cheezwhiz Film”

What I’ve been up to! www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Zoom in on her skin. Like, for real 😬

I literally celebrate every time Theo gets a vaccine. We get ice cream after, modern medicine is the best

I am convinced this all has to do with Iman slighting him somehow at like Studio 54 and he’s been stewing about it for 50 fucking years, the pathetic old bigot

It’s funny to remember that coaxing career-best performances out of mediocre actors used to be a big part of Tarantino’s whole thing

You have to watch out for when your opinions about writing become more interesting than your actual writing

Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.

It’s almost like “propulsive” is just another word for “good”

“The MRI was of my penis, my perfect perfect penis. The doctor has tears in his eyes, he said ‘Sir, we’ve never seen such a one.’”

Maduro looks a little like that heart surgeon Princess Diana was in love with, that’s probably why Trump hates him, he sees him as a love rival

Does he just like, talk to them by the bathroom? What is this

What happens when you’re also sick of your found family

I just laughed out loud thinking “Thank you for your attention to this matter” is the new “Sieg Heil” and how funny it would be for people to just start screaming it at each other at the end of social interactions

You know you don’t HAVE to take fentanyl