I’ve been playing around with spooky poems to recite at a local Halloween event & I swear shoving this book of spec-fic lady poetry from the 1920s-1950s between my thighs is completely unrelated.

I’m an unmerciful editor, a write drunk/edit sober, killyourdahlings girlie who’s trying to cut as much as possible from this book, but I also really like this joke.

I’ve been playing around with spooky poems to recite at a local Halloween event & I swear shoving this book of spec-fic lady poetry from the 1920s-1950s between my thighs is completely unrelated.

👋🌭You looked like you were craving Hotdogs.

We had a blast chatting with Ryan, and I'm sure you will have a blast listening to the conversation!

Today is release day for @urbancik.bsky.social's URBANCIK: A MEMOIR, which, unlike most memoirs, contains chapters written by myself, @marysangiovanni.bsky.social, @nytebird45.bsky.social, @mikeoliveri.bsky.social and more. Never been a book quite like this. Paperback and eBook. amzn.to/4nzPLRf

This feather is A wandering mattress The down is flying And collecting Fifty years hence Like a haunted nest FEAST, jbm

Lotta dark magic going on right now 🤨 #blackoutpoetry #mchughniverse #thesecretgarden #punchnazis

The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.

Take me back to this fang-out hang-out, making cool stuff with my drool fluff. 🥰

It's my birthday!! I'm 49 - how did that happen? I would LOVE it if you could share or follow my art for my birthday, that would be a brilliant gift! Thank you everyone who follows and comments, it is such a great place here! 49 feels ace btw. #artshare #birthday #watercolour www.emilyhare.co.uk

What are you for but to make your awesome din & march through the apartment like a beautiful animal? (FEAST, an erotic horror blackout poetry collection inspired by Wuthering Heights)

ℕ𝕠 𝕊𝕖𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕥 I am a !abyrinth of !iterature trashy s!ang & disrespectfu! exc!amation points (The Quiet Ways I Destroy You)

Sound Guy: I’m just gonna secure your mic a little better. You seem like a mover. Jess: Oh I’m a mover *and* a shaker, baby.

Tonight I’m doing a rad book/film-related thing that’s totally in my wheelhouse at a wonderful place that both soothes my soul & makes my heart sing with inspirado joy, so of course I’m shitting my damnhellass pants in terror.

Regarding Trump’s failing health, 5 out of 5 doctors recommend not raping children. When someone explicitly ignores medical advice for years & years & years, I mean, what else can you do but hope the pain ends quickly?🤷‍♀️

a tempest of passion flew at their trouble & turned into a real pretty night. (FEAST, erotic horror blackout poetry in 3 Acts, inspired by Wuthering Heights )

Top tip: if a creative person does something you really like, you are at liberty to tell them so. There are excellent odds that you will make their day.

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Not gonna lie, I killed a lot of fictional people today. Just over here with my celebrado Story Hat doubling as a mourning veil as I pour one out for the bunnies. 😭

✨I’m so proud of myself✨ but also 🔥Haha I beat you motherfucker🔥

I just can’t help myself 🥰

Been editing nonstop & I’m so so close to the end of this novel. If I do nothing else, I could def finish today. Instead I’m gonna see “The Naked Gun” & “Weapons” w/ my husband who just got home from a work trip. “So so close” will still be there after a radtacular day w/ my best friend. 🥰

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A4 prints, edition of 100 signed and numbered All proceeds go toward me trying to hire Morpheus to help us sort all this out www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks

Thank you everyone who came to the Frederick library tonight! You all were wonderful. And thank you to @thejessmchugh.bsky.social for being a terrific conversation partner and a wonderful friend 🖤 and to Curious Iguana for hosting us!

It’s been 84 years…🌭

I wonder if the sandwich thrown at the Gesloppo in DC had the traditional BLT ingredients of Bacon, Lettuce, & Trump Definitely Raped All Those Children.

A client asked what I was eating while I was snacking on leftover beef stew at work, & I swear my brother’s soul entered my body, because this is what I said:

I don’t know how to apologize enough for being this cool. 🙏 I truly wish there was a solution. ( @ghoulish.bsky.social / @madnessheartpress.bsky.social )

I went into more detail over on TikTok (vcastrobooks) AND YouTube (VCastroBooks) Might do a part 2 on how it all happened.

Rebecca Malone: she might be ✨MOTHER✨ but you’ll thank your lucky mahjong tiles she’s not YOUR mother. (The Train Derails in Boston / @ghoulish.bsky.social)

Tis the season for parents who promised their children piercings before the new school year but dragged their feet setting up an appointment until the week before school (which has been fully booked for weeks) to blame me, guilt me, & beg for special treatment because they fucked up.

The weirdest thing about Donald Trump’s desire to deploy the National Guard in DC is that he repeatedly raped children with his close friends Jeffrey Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell.

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I often write/edit while watching movies/tv, but I’m sorry to report that the summer I spent learning French at a day camp didn’t prepare me to frequently have my head down during “Étoile.”

Sweaty dollar for your thoughts 💅

Being a 40+ writer in perimenopause is seeing the word “fulcrum” in your MS & thinking, “I know what that word means, right? I chose it, so I must know. But do I?Is that the word I want? I’ll look it up.” (looks it up) “YES FULCRUM IS RIGHT IM SO SMAR—jfc why do my ears itch so bad?”

Whenever you find yourself coming up short understanding Trump & MAGA’s vision for the USA, just remember that’s normal cuz we’re not supposed to identify with child rapists.

Just send pictures of real goddamn nature. JFC.

My 76yo mom told me she gets a monthly massage, then apologized about “blowing my inheritance,” but she feels she deserves to treat herself. I told her ofc she deserves it, & who cares about my inheritance when I treat myself way more at 42yo than she ever could’ve at that age. Live it up, girl! 🥰

Man, it's gonna be a live one tonight, folks! We welcome back the effervescent @thejessmchugh.bsky.social to Speakeasy Conversations. 😁 So pour what tickles your fancy and join us at 9 PM ET/8 PM CT/6 PM PT on our Youtube page: www.youtube.com/@DaddyPorter Cheers 🍻

Let me be clear: I make art that aims to be the best horrible experience you’ve ever had. If it’s not your jam, just say “Thank you, Mistress,” & quietly move on.

Okay, I'm not done "Why can't I get laid" advice replies like "try showering" etc are funny, but what kills me is many men DON'T EVEN LIKE US. They don't want us in the same hobbies, same interests, same anything, only wanting us for the sex, or cooking, or childrearing. You don't want us around.

Come say HI! Let’s grab a drink. Why not celebrate the end of the world at Forbidden Planet

I was writing at the bar last night when a Silent Book Club meeting suddenly requested quiet from the entire bar so they could read. It sounded interesting in theory, but it was WEIRD in practice. A bar that was roaring with life & laughter minutes before became an awkward tomb.

My Good-Time Boy. 🦇

As someone who’s writing a final boss battle set in a 1980s women’s prison during a glam rock concert attended by convicts, civilians, VIP, media, guards, & protestors, which facilitates the reunion & demise of crucial characters, my best advice is to not write a scene like this.