I think it coincides with excited about new houseshoes years old

folks! people! Barnaby's Chair fans! THIS was going to be one of the coolest albums in Dreamsettler. you gotta hear it. YA JUST GOTTA.

the last thing a middle-eastern wedding reception sees

Only people that haven't been doxxed, stalked or swatted can think anonymity online is suspicious

“Do what you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.” Yeah, because they’ll fucking lay you off to spend a trillion dollars making Clippy able to stand in as a virtual wife who has positive views on school shooters

Pick a white people picnic table food

The US team home jerseys are terrible slop

Lobo's cool in the funny books, but he's a Ghost Rider situation: the more money you spend on a movie about him, the goofier it's gonna be

THE HUMANS YEARN FOR THE BUTTONS

NYT whenever a new white supremacist freakshow sprouts up:

If you want a picture of the future, imagine an autonomous robot clown roundhouse kicking a small child – for ever.

(in the seventh month of defending a candidate who has slowly revealed himself to be a werewolf) so actually I think most guys get worse under the full moon

We have now abandoned the baby on the mountaintop. We didn't want the baby actually. Good luck to the baby

@alexjaffe.bsky.social Library workers can read Berserk hardbacks at work sitting at the circ desk!

Braum's ice cream is fine. It's ice cream. And it's fine.

The problem is I dont want to talk to the stupid chatbot on a server long enough for it to convince me not to feel like a loser and a failure for resorting to ever using it. Is there an app for that?

his name was grogu he was a showgirl

Some of us just don't like getting colds

Mortifying teens with your behavior* or appearance is fun and good for them. [* within adult social norms, not talking about going about shitty drunk or getting your shower parts out or anything]

LOL. ROFL even. N ice P olite R epublicans

I didn’t know AI could have a stroke. This wrestling slop channel, which uses AI for everything, has audio issues. This is the most incredible thing I’ve encountered in quite some time.

The most recent viable status quo was also unacceptable

far from the first to point this out but it really has to be kept front and centre how the language of coercion is always so intertwined with this

Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should

She's departing to spend time with her weird beach cult

If you are an adult and neither attend nor work at a college or university and you talk about students at colleges or universities you are a pervert. You are a check-their-hard-drive freak. Shut the fuck up.

I saw Jackyl open for ZZ Top

When the doctor asks me to arrive 15 minutes before my appt

Tallarico maxxing with that rocket ship bit

For 40 years I've seen many tech products I wanted to because cool people were using it first, and I cant recall any of them ever telling me I was going to miss the boat to the future if I didn't get one. These genAI freaks are all such rizzless losers. I hope the chatbot psychosis claims them all

The Bad News Bears and Grogu

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

Doesn't look desperate and insecure at all

They Might Be Tall Giants

I don't pretend to be a big brain politics genius but I do know one thing, and that's what other tattoos were right next to the one Platner picked in the flash book

A pallet of Non Stop Nacho Fritos

Bluesky won't add italics because they don't want to make it too obvious that they lean right.

I am in favor of highlighting how weird this is at every sporting event. It is always exactly this weird. Every time.

Can you stand being in the diaper stink cloud long enough to fight him? Don't be cowards, pollsters

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

Early zany, hooting Daffy is much funnier than seething, brittle Daffy

LUCAS: and this guy is named Greedo- DEPALMA: Greedo? lmao is his partner named Sleazo? SCORSESE: c'mon Brian DEPALMA: fuck off Marty, I saw you giggle when they said Jabber the House MILIUS: not enough chicks COPPOLA (totally zooted): wtf is this nerd shit LUCAS (crying): *writes down Sleazo*