this is Penelope.

He need to close this first one up DO NOT DO NOTHING ELSE OMG

does anyone know what setting to dry this on

I have 2 kids at the University of Washington and said university has emailed me three times today asking for a gift.

literally yeet anyone who’s pissed about accommodations into the sun

I'm proud of all of us (from tonight's status)

something I was so grateful for the other day was the boundless gentleness of the grandkids as my mom asked the same questions over and over.

we can all have young FDR Jr. today as a little treat

“He wants to play games with our military and have them at his beckoned call to stop elections and control Americans.” The more common error is “beckon call,” but both here miss the idiom “beck and call.”

Gronk's pocket square fighting for its life.

Thankful for 1. my son & husband bitching about Tom Brady's commentary 2. how much the Lions suck in general.

THREAD. 3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead. We decided to call him Jim. This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.

(no, I won't put in a diced gizzard or heart, no matter what the recipe book says)

“Kash Patel, seen here accusing a coat rack of witchcraft”

A fabulous pre-code gag from "Wonder Bar" (1934)

There was another guy in the Pilates studio while I had my lesson today & I only made eye contact once, in an exercise called “Star,” & I mouthed the words, “My house.”

just played timeguessr with my grown son and it was literally the very best fun ever timeguessr.com

I love Pip Torrens and was thrilled to see him in Down Cemetery Road

?? It’s rats leaving a burning building, looking for the next pile of trash to snuggle under. Y’all love trying to force a redemption arc on the most heinous of people and that’s part of why we’re in this moment in time in the first place

the sun is so ridiculously low in the sky rn

(man there are some insanely messy humans out here today)

2005 me: I love literary journalism, I love writers who bare their souls 2025 me: Stop stop oh my god please stop

I couldn't help but wonder, isn't true desire eating the worm's brain yourself?

This should cure everyone’s imposter syndrome

TW: everything , self harm, etc. a few years ago my dad told his grandkids the story of a man who had "popped his goddamn head off when hanged himself from a power pole with a tow chain, and his mom's friend found the head in her garden."

here come the hotstepper

The autumn sun setting the minute it arrives.

so niche, so pretty!

funeral cards too small, thumbprint cookies went flat. brother & sister at war. when this fucking funeral is over tomorrow am checking self into Harborview or similar

I think we have to start seriously reckoning with the idea that the "elite" class are some of the least elite people on the planet...and the rest of us are at their mercy.

@ Jacob Bernstein - she's not going to fuck you, my guy

i was one day over 16 when i took my first job and the manager was in his 40s and he creeped on ALL the young girls in disgusting ways and man, you never forget it. Fuck these dudes into the sun.

Spoke with Chicago Abortion Fund Executive Director Megan Jeyifo and Deputy Gov. Grace Hou about their efforts to protect reproductive freedom as CAF celebrates their 40th anniversary blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/11/c...

enjoy these insane prayer cards I found today while funeral shopping.

@mjmimages.bsky.social OMAG

@mjmimages.bsky.social my daughter and i have been saving bake off and we just started it and have both developed feelings for Tom.

the Big Dark is here in seattle and it surprises me every year with its ferocity

If/when we do see a rise in Black women politicians in the coming years, we really have to cover them bc few things unite our enemies, including from within 🙃, like an intelligent Black woman with a stage. And don’t let her be beautiful!

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Le Printemps, by Pierre-Auguste Cot, 1873, 📸 by @bellikemike.bsky.social

my mother's across the street neighbor just marched up the front walk toward the door while my sissy and I were standing outside. We said, "hello?" and she just kept going. 1 of 1 million

carved turnips for the 7th year, maybe? i love it

Mycena haematopus. Happy Halloween 🎃 #FungiFriends #FungiFriday

There is a ghost in your home and it loves you. It gazes longingly from the doorway, yearning to know what you’re thinking. When you walk through it, the ghost tastes your freshest thoughts. They’re always delicious. This is why you don’t remember why you walked into the kitchen.

*throws phone down*

man, why did they even let Baby John in the gang

When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.

my granny and her sister used to leave their overshoes and heavy stockings at the railroad depot on their way to school in the 1920s so they could wear cute stockings & shoes. I can't believe he's been on about leggings for 10+ years