Mystery hole update: it’s been filled in 😢

Does Bluesky have an algorithm that feeds hate like Twitter does?

@zoonie.bsky.social hey love did the book arrive safely? I just thought about it!

I’ve spent a load of time over at the other place defending Robbie Williams to Americans. I don’t even like him.

@jayhulmepoet.bsky.social I’ve noticed that Wikipedia has reverted back to three spires 😳

Is Beyonce winning all of these new awards and accolades (album of the century?!) the industry giving her a nod before she gets battered because of much worse Jay Z stuff coming out? (Allegedly of course).

Smell weed. Look up. The house with the open windows in minus five? 👋🏻

US #Traitors is so much better than the UK one. For one Alan Cummings is *fabulous* both in wit and clothing For two it’s all celebs from reality tv which is entertaining in and of itself!

Woke up to no heating (my error) and still can’t feel my fingers

Just ate hot toasty crumpets covered in Nutella. Might be the best snack i ever had

Make America British Again #MABA

If you’re in a disaster area I think the Duolingo owl should shut his damn beak

it's kind of crazy how the US broke away from england only to end up with their own completely insane king george

Pondering starting a cocaine habit

Me: can we watch Vikings again? Him: No, we watched it twice already! (Repeat x lots) Today Me: can we…..etc? Him: No….etc! Me: I’ll watch it when I’m on my own then Him: good idea <begin watching alone> Him: I’m back - leave it on Also him: now don’t watch it without me! 🙄

Other half just bought himself a really nice jumper for me to steal permanently

Therapy. You feel like it’s a great idea, you want it to happen, you look forward to going. Then you leave thinking WTF AM I PUTTING MYSELF THROUGH THIS

Fuck me, Twitter is VILE now

Musk exerts dominance over space and governs X with an authoritarian grip, amplifying or silencing voices as he chooses. His recent actions suggest a self-assumed right to influence global elections. It is imperative to address this unchecked authority.

Mmmmm

I love you, I’m sorry

New Year crush

Happy New Year. Mine has started with the puppy coming into season and I’m not a happy bunny Dear 2025: please be less shit than 2024

Just noting that trying to get around Betteridge's Law by adding a second sentence to your headline does not, in fact, get you around the law.

Is it reasonable to be totally grossed out when your puppy is coming into season and develops a MASSIVE VAGINA?

Therapist: I just want to warn you that you’re likely to have a crash in early January Me: I’m an over achiever- it started on Boxing Day

Roses are red Violets have chloroform I spent $44 billion to buy Twitter and yet

Paid a visit to the mystery hole containing mystery ruins today. Happy to report that nobody has touched it and the hole is still “hidden” by a traffic cone. This leaves me able to co-opt son into mischief and go dig the thing up at last before he goes :)

My son got a photo of his dad’s dog dressed as Bin Laden for Christmas and we are equal parts baffled and dying with laughter

This is the level to which we all aspire – peak #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

Incredibly, this is not the first Dalek to make an appearance on #DuvetKnowItsChristmas this year, but I'm having trouble finding the other one

THERE is the other Dalek, we have two Daleks, repeat, two Daleks. #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

As the person who accidentally began this Yuletide event, it falls to me to give it some kind of shape. Clearly anyone can use hashtags whenever and wherever they like, but given that we've got presents to panic buy and wrap, I usually say "let's get going at 7.30pm?" 3/

Got up. Wrapped presents Baked things Ready for Xmas by 11am Win

One of my favourite Christmas traditions is Rhodris posts of Xmas eve sleeping arrangements! If you don’t follow his thread you’re missing out :)

Utterly ridiculously brilliant

Puppy: I need a wee (Let her out) Puppy: I need a wee (Let her out) Repeat x 100 Puppy: I need a wee (Make son let her out) Son: she lied and just wanted to get a stick I dont know why this has me 🤣

ICYMI.

I drove millions of miles today with a car full of presents, dogs, and family members WEARING MY SLIPPERS

£45 to charge my car ARE YOU INSANE

@zoonie.bsky.social hey lovely! I’ve been struggling with plane flu since getting back - until today! So I’ve been able to go and run my errands which included posting you your book! Sent it 1st class so hopefully it’ll get there soon xxx

Son: “I forgot how much I like it at home. There’s food to eat. I have a big desk. There’s clean towels. The shower is powerful!” 🤣

Twitter’s like, “these close minded, echochambered, Bluesky accts have no interest hearing a conspiracy based bigot’s point of view” futurism.com/twitter-traf...

In England they don’t call it a Christmas “season” it’s a Christmas “series” and it only has six episodes so they have to do two days of Christmas in each one are you still reading this

Flu + crazy spaniel puppy = bad mix. I just don’t have the energy 😨

Duolingo. Radicalised by Spanish lessons

I have plane flu and I feel dreadful 😨

I got given an Eras Tour Advent calendar and it’s sooooo cute!

Deceased