i'm sorry but being attracted to "every woman and three twitter femboys" does NOT make you bisexual. you've just convergently evolved another way to be annoying

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hey guys

i think it should be pronounced “balks pit”

anyone who thinks aaron judge should take AL MVP over cal

thursday night can’t come soon enough

starting todays show at krrc.fm with the new ragana record, live now

EVEWYBODY WUVS THE MAWINEWS EVERYBODY HATES THE ASTROS

Hey, a couple close friends are going through a really rough time right now and on top of it all Toast broke her leg and has to get surgery for it Friday. if you're able to help a trans lesbian couple afford groceries and rent while recovering/lining up work pls chip in what u can more details below

i imagine suspending me for a death threat at this point would feel like arresting willie nelson on cannabis possession charges

okay it does get funnier every time something like this happens that i’ve never gotten any moderation action taken on my account whatsoever

kill everyone #killeveryone

every post i make is a death threat

i maintain that a good doctor who TTRPG adaptation would have the GM dual play role of the doctor a character who knows the world and introduces the audience to the lore and sets up the stakes for the other characters to navigate, it’s a natural fit

coworkers who have a worse work ethic than me is crazy because 1) it’s not a terribly high bar to clear 2) it does cause problems for me which i don’t love because i am the kind of girl who will pick up that slack with no question c) at least there’s someone in front of me in the line to get fired

i think i gotta tap out on team creatine i got a life to live

atp considering the timelines my read of the situation is that donald trump saw a rising fascist tide as a great vehicle to hijack the government to derail investigation into his pedophilia

Giving away this little claw I made as a proof of concept for another project. Small, sharp, feels good to hold. To win: b following me, like, comment, rp, and tag someone you think would also like to win. Winner pays s&h, void where prohibited, no metal animals were harmed in the making of this art

drawing this EOD today! last chance, good luck!

quote this tweet with a book that sucked and fucked you

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they put my faith in the science of marxism-leninism under that hydraulic press and you won’t believe what happened next

i’m bored attack me with a bladed weapon

what’s the best time of night to go to bask in robbin’s if i want to meet some sluts

GOD WHAT AN ALBUM wearevestiges.bandcamp.com/album/the-de...

the tv at the gym is playing a show where a man eats five and one half pounds of ice cream in half an hour

i want some of what she’s having [lead poisoning]

i;m sorry your wife cheated on you, that must have been really hot

hits like finding a live spider under a rock

becoming a keto guy but for emotions. neolithic humanity was immersed in violence and terrified 24/7. the human brain did not evolve to be chill. boost your productivity by coming to my retreat where i give you ptsd

do not playfully ask me if i want to wrestle. it's not going to lead to anything you want, all that's gonna happen is me end doing this in your one bedroom apartment

hard knuckle tactical gloves that don't look like ICE cosplay

it’s so fucked up that timothée chalamet is american and tom holland isn’t. that feels backwards.

in the first Bond movie, we don't even see James until the very last shot; all that spycraft was done by his mother

“why is this thing broken” —well you haven’t run updates in four years so im hoping the updates will fix it “apple should fix this” —well, if the updates fix it…. they did

me rolling up to the stave it off competition

it’s crazy how good atari teenage riot was and then they broke up in 1999 and none of their members were ever heard from again

u say brick i say okay baby whip me at a cop

what are u femmes even doing with that stuff it’s called MASCara

shooting for the body type “if kevin owens was a beautiful woman”

hey guys

just one fewer labubu and maybe you would’ve had time to take care of your plants

guys i’m sorry i couldn’t keep up acting like a solid under pressure and a liquid otherwise it was just too much for me but i hope everyone else is having a good non newtonian november

I am NOT looking forward to Opposite Day this year

i think they should bring back every other bond and kill them too. especially connery.

literally anything they do will still be less of a jarring tone and continuity shift as Die Another Day going right into Casino Royale

fuck u!