(sitting bolt upright in bed) AM I SUSPENDED

it was a scam 🥲

all these horrid chatbots are born of men who I maintain have never attempted having a personality or likeable qualities, wanting to build an Ex Machina robot to touch their penis and tell them they're big smart boys

machine learning is incredibly useful when you apply it to actual problems, and yet for some reason the deeply embarrassing "maybe my computer will become a real boy" shit just refuses to die no matter how many times the proponents cop to not knowing what they're talking about

saw a vid from a girl saying she was trying to sell some Tame Impala tickets for next month fingers crossed it's not a scam 🤞

three words: dinosaur yard art

At the buzzer here for #PortfolioDay but here we are! I'm Zach, I'm a graphic designer for (the news) by day and by night I'm also a graphic designer as well as illustrator and game designer. Together with my partner @childlessgambino.bsky.social we run our art business @bozemart.bsky.social

I long for the time when the kind of Guys who are currently running the country and ruining tech, would be relegated to the corner of a college party, bogarting the joint and prattling on about "the future, man"

I've said it before and I will repeat it until the heat death of the universe: Sam Altman is a fucking moron. the man shouldn't be trusted to even pick up dry cleaning

As another Jewish woman in the industry, I can clear this up: It's due to her being an asshole.

what's criminal is someone allowed this to happen

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loser shit

yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket

society is this way for a lot of reasons, but chief among them is: Men aren't reading enough fiction.

the protagonist isn't always the hero. they are just the person the book is about. sometimes authors write books about people who are bad and it does not mean that the author is bad

thanks everybody ❤️

reply to this to remind me to make lunch in the morning to take to work thank youuuu

It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once: — Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing — Against raising the minimum wage — Buys foreign imports because they're cheap

Did not know this about Old Bay

Jordan Peterson diagnosed with ass mold

DENTAL INSURANCE IS A SCAM 🫠🦷 Please take a moment to share or donate re: my partner's ongoing dental expenses, for which his insurance will inexplicably only pay a couple hundred dollars 🦷 Thank you for your time

woman looking at our potions: us: feel free to pick up anything you like woman: I HAVE VERY LITTLE MONEY AND VERY LITTLE TIME TODAY THANK YOU us: ... okay woman: -shops for several more minutes and buys things from at least three other tables- just say okay thanks and walk away you weird bitch

there's a guy who works at this Taco Bell beside this venue we like to table at, who is -consistently- weird to me. today he started singing "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas," for the ✨entire time✨ I waited for my order

GAME KASTLE WE ARE IN YOU @gamekastleaustin.bsky.social ✨🔮🪄

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!

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being able to e-mail myself to girls would solve so many problems & if there are any other consequences to that i do not care

the thing about the entire tron series is that the universe they're in doesn't have any lesbians. see, thing is that they invented teleportation via USB peripheral, and that's in the original movie. if lesbians had this we'd either take over or fuck each other to extinction.

I genuinely cannot express how vital it is that you train yourself to recognize AI-generated images and videos for your own good because none of this is going away and many, many people are counting on you to fall for their shit

still looking to get this met!! ko-fi.com/ixrer/goal?g... #HelpSky #MutualAid #HelpFolksLive #TransCrowdFund #ChronicPain

fuck did I miss the baseball

Fig Newtons are just moon cakes for white people.

We are the sons of the Hamburger you couldn't Help

I've really got to write out a freelance contract. something that says "you pay me within 48 hours or I show up at your house when it's dark"

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything by AI. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed with AI, or buy anything sold or processed with AI, or process anything sold, bought, or processed by AI, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed by AI.

senior year of college I wrote TWO 10-page papers, both due on the same day, the night before they were due. Started at 8pm and finished at 7am, with just a case of Monster, a playlist, and a dream. Got A's on both. Gen AI can kiss my ass.

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

every now and then I'll read someone posting the dumbest baby-brained shit I've read that day, and I'll look and they have like 39.9K followers

I don't agree with Hasan murdering and eating his dog on stream, I'm against that

LGBTQ

butter lettuce is the best lettuce.

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Dance exists as an extant form of protest