2D Zelda > 3D Zelda

THAT MAN IS PLAYING SUPER NINTENDO GAMES WITH A PIXEL SMOOTHENING FILTER

Almost done....

"Bluesky is boring." Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually. When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.

Finally got a haircut today, been too long

bless my beautiful puppy life

YOOO I like him even more now!

R/hitman every time they see a bald guy in a suit

Welp I just got fired. How're you guys doing

Happy Pride Month!

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thought this was really beautiful

Nintendo Warns Users Not To Remove Protective Foreskin From Switch 2 theonion.com/nintend...

Death Stranding anime adaptation currently in development www.videogameschronicle.com/news/a-death... Last year, Kojima mentioned there were several Death Stranding adaptation projects in the works

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Scott the Woz fans when they see a white person with a carpet

I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal

Five nights... Tune in on May 27 at 11AM ET for our dev stream as we dive deeper into the Five Nights at Freddy's Chapter, and give the PTB a try starting at 12PM ET.

what randy's doing here is actually a sales technique that dates all the way back to the middle ages. google "randy pitchford medieval times" if you want to see him talk about it

It can be frustrating when you give them a name as simple as "David", but they still misspell it.

You’re so correct Kojima.

Revealing the Death Stranding 2: On the Beach Limited Edition DualSense Controller* *Hideo Kojima not included Full details on the latest in Porter hardware: play.st/4k95YuY

Man! They will build these things anywhere!!!

Badge comm by @animacityidol.bsky.social came in today! I love it so much! So cute!

voters just want to be taken seriously and treated like adults

The best place to put a potion of fire resistance is before the fire encounter by a temporal distance that ensures they will forget they have it and later feel dumb about it.

Epic Games CEO "Tim Sweeney" has confirmed more Cartoon Network skins are coming to Fortnite! "I've watched so much Uncle Grandpa porn it's unreal. I have a monitor dedicated to the stuff. There's just something so addicting and hot about a middle aged guy and a pizza that just gets me going."

>me who just recently did my taxes and went on several dates with my girlfriend Fuck this retard fr

Oh thank God, I thought the button would release cyanide into my bloodstream without the subscription

AOC: That is the story that Republicans tell—not mine, but all of ours—when they say a waitress or a working person is unqualified to serve in Congress. But the truth is, many of us are far more qualified to understand what real life is actually like than any of them ever will be.

My chud pillow

Some TFF action

About to head to TFF, I dont own a fursuit so if you see a man who's about to sell the world come say hi

Wow

He did it because those tux-wearing bastards never once said "thank you."

i think about this post all the time

i'm locked in.

FUCK I didn't do anything for April fools

imagine being the richest man in the world and pulling so many desperate, pathetic tactics for this to go your way and yet —

😱 If you have a mouth, try not to scream… because 𝘐 𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘕𝘰 𝘔𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 is available NOW on PS4, PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and Nintendo Switch! www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVwr...

"A mysterious and scary sounding group are threatening you, so we need to suspend civil liberties, throw out the law, and demonize anyone who criticizes these policies as in line with the shadowy group who wants to kill you." im tired of the right running the same shitty playbook on us.