Above all else everyone just wants their girlfriend to steal their hoodie

prints of these two are available, links below…

CENOBITE WHO INTRODUCES YOU TO HELL: ...is that all hmm... chains, hooks... big maze.. leviathan.. ok, your hand's been up for a while ME: yeah sorry what did you say feels like cumming? CENOBITE (writing "Pain >>> Cumming" on a chalkboard): this is a really important one to remember

Remember when there was another Joker movie and Lady Gaga was Harley Quinn but it somehow seemed to make every single person angry in a different way

I began HRT one year ago today! I'm so grateful that I've been able to medically transition and become a better, happier, more authentic version of myself with the support of my healthcare providers, friends, and closest family members. ❤🏳️‍⚧️ Sept. 2024 / Sept. 2025

My favorite adlib of all time is in the fadeout of Jump In The Line when Belafonte screams "Somebody help me"

Kitten… What did Daddy Wonka say about talking to the Oompa Loompas without my permission?

Hey everybody back up get off m-this doesn’t seem right

It’s crazy that the movies are like the only Addams Family things that focus on Gomez and Fester as brothers. That’s the best part!!

I kinda have buck teeth, huh?

There were more I like them too

“Sssolve our riddlessss. We’re the riddlessssnakessss” - The Riddlesnakes

trump posting on truth social right after all the muppets escape containment: STOP THE COUNT!

My business cards read “The Wack-Ass Muthafucka”

“Join my crew and you’ll be a lobster or whatever. You prick” - the sinister Dave E. Jones

What if Davy Jones was a normal guy obviously wearing fake tentacles and when people tried to call him on it he just went “oooh! I’m a horrible man!”

What if when Davy Jones was playing his organ he was just shaking his head and slapping his little hands on the keys wildly and it sounded like shit

happy 10 year anniversary to this comic I drew when I was a teenager

The reviews are in!!

Man we grew up so poor, when I was a kid I had to watch Skungebob

Subs are in ropeplay, trans girls are into puppy play, actors? They’re into Scottish play

I need a trenchcoat but in like a way that honors the inner goddess

“Your father sucks cock in heaven!” - progressive pazuzu

“Your mother is gay for cum!” - the vulgar pazuzu

“Ah! Ahh! I’m Alan Wake! I’m scared by a book!” And this is your hero???

I'd play elden ring if Ranni was fat. why cant you marry a fat girl in any of these games. why can't there be a game about driving to get culver's for your gf.

HAT UPDATE: they made it too heavy so I took most of them off

I’m silly as a billy and there’s just no two ways about it

Fortune Favours. Pirate name. I’m gonna do something with this. Love that, Fortune Favours. Almost wish I’d called Leeway that

A Pastoral Love

I wrote a kind of meandering piece about all my big feelings about it. open.substack.com/pub/moiradon...

He was really busy and distracted and probably just registered that I was tall and barely looked at me. Probably that’s it. I’m being so silly

I have visible bra straps and short shorts on don’t you “sir” me. What gave it away. How many people can tell?? Should I not have spoken? I shouldn’t have spoken I have to work on my voice oh god

Ahahahaa I got casually misgendered in a crowded restaurant ahhahaha I’m dressed really femme hahahaaahhaa I’m trying not to freak out

I have put some pins on the hat. I hope I do not live to regret this. It was kinda my plan all along

it's puppy mug sunday 😊🐾🐶 SIKE! this picture was from YESTERDAY!!! yesterday was puppy mug SATURDAY!!! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS PUPPY MUG SUNDAY THAT'S NOT REAL

I really don’t cotton to this thing I’ve got going on now where I’ll start to freak out relatively randomly and I have to get my breathing under control. I don’t think I had that before like a week or so ago

RFK Jr: The cure for sodomy is quite simple: exercise and organic foods. Our conversion camps have a 100% success rate. Hakeem Jeffries: More lies from the ruckus boys. You had to cook the books to get that number.

Got bored, did a little doodle~ #Godzilla #Hedorah #SmogMonster

After contract negotiations with Gallant fell apart Goofus had some leverage over the brand so now it’s called Goofus and Even Worse Goofus but it’s still an honor just to see my material in Highlights

Above all else, remember this: please don’t be mad at me

Tell ye what his ass ain’t doin’.. Tellin’ tales!

Yaaarrrr the French, grog

What if ye had a chance to changer yer crew? Would ye?

the Space Coast must be a pretty bleak place for pizza

Okay I do kinda like the peanut butter chocolate swirl kinda thing I’ve got going on

Sam, it’s me. Edge-Hardman. Just wanted to let you know that you can jack off a little whenever you want by pressing and holding L1. You don’t have to cum.