just spent ten hours beating off in one sitting, this season's gonna be rough

call me john faith the way i feel like the king of pain

my ghostwriter can't stand me

do y'all think genghis khan had a breeding kink?

we are egregiously shit faced on this thursday night

4am blt babyyyy

TF YOU MEAN THERES TWO CONFIRMED CASES OF MEASLES IN MY STATE

vampire sticking a key into my thigh to shotgun me

having to put a “don’t worry, i’m a dumbass” placard on the worst car of all time in order to drive it is insane

how to make friends Reddit Google Search

THE POPE DIED?????

a lobotomy would be nice right about now

When a government breaks its own Constitution and denies basic human rights, it’s not leadership—it’s tyranny. If you agree, stand with me. Boycott. Resist. Reclaim democracy.

the vibe i get from people who have cameras in every corner of their house

every fucking coward who voted for rfk's confirmation should be publicly shamed every time they show their worthless faces. I don't think this level of fury is really productive in any way but I'm acknowledging it

i can't believe i’m watching content cop in the god given year of 2025

Try to put a tariff on this hog

spring would be nice if i wasn’t so susceptible to allergies, baby fever, and alcoholism

I FINALLY GOT INTO MY ACCOUNT HOLY FUCK

As Marx said when an economic organization of society ends it either ends in common ruin or a revolutionary reconstitution of society. If we do not build socialism in the face of this it will be a massive tragedy and loss of life.

thank god that hell month is over

as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery

I have once again been asked to compete in the Sex Olympics

god gave me car anxiety because society couldn't handle me behind the wheel of a 97 miata

i lied i’m plastered and have more to say

welp time to fall off the face of the earth for another 4 months

r/malelivingspace

i don’t plan on posting this to my art account since it's edgy and a bit dated, but throwback to when i made this a day after i mkultra’d myself in college 🤡

shamelessly posting this here since it’s my magnum opus of spotify playlists open.spotify.com/playlist/7rA...

how it feels coming down after tripping too hard

damn hooligans

only sharing like 65% of your views with someone is so bizarre

how i feel like after joining discord servers and never speaking in them

need an eldritch horror to hit it from the back

bohemian rhapsody on the pip-boy radio >>>>>

we are smoking blunts in Peoria Illinois

FUN FACT: Microplastics are stopping plants from photosynthesising. But don’t worry, that only impacts - the air we breathe - the food we eat - the joy of living alongside the beauty of nature on this planet - the food source and habitat of every other being on this planet ….oh wait.

blocking a man for calling arbiter a terrorist and refusing to hear me out on why i’d smash will never not be funny

you should legally be able to shoot at someone if they're tailgating you with their high beams on for over ten minutes

What if we kissed in front of a burning tesla dealership

if i’d known off was getting a remake this year with toby fox working on the soundtrack, i would’ve made significantly fewer attempts

How's 2025 going? "Oh, you know, it's going"

god i miss having snapchat

Idiots on parade.