high fructose corn syrup ? more like high, fucking toes and pourin' syrup

forced 2 wear glasses again . fucked up.

muzzled....

yanderefag

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

RIP Mark Volman, founding member of The Turtles and one half of Flo & Eddie (pictured here - Mark is on the left, Howard Kaylan on the right). I was fortunate enough to do some of my very first live performances as an opening act for Flo & Eddie in 1983 at the Bottom Line in NYC.

i think once i get employed im not gonna tell anyone and keep larping as a neet femcel squeakmoder

if ur gonna be at Furry Migration come say hi!! squeak!

call it a hate crime how bad I wanna punch a tranny rn

im just squeakin it, man

Crans

seattle's ecosystem needs women like me who will talk to cis guys on grindr the way paula small talks to coach mcguirk

ive decided to enter a serious relationship with the nesquik bunny

faggot isn't on here

appears on your doorstep Like This

squeak squeak🧀

who need they prometheussy ate

stroking my shit at work idec anymore man

What if u killed me like just straight up murder me like kill me n throw me in a dumpster ,,, That would be rlly cool i think u should do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do

Me ;-;

who tf wrote puppygirl piss party on wplace near my town in rural wisconsin. Please dm me.

what if throat bulge butwith a gun instead,

potential Skaven OC, this is Cheese Ribboncutter. she cuts people into ribbons. not shown here but she has a Saurus frenemy named Chalk. say hi to Cheese.

guys my mom's on the tv

i wish I was a mouse so I could balance stuff on my head and say "it's on the mouse" before my dumbass drops everything like a ditz and I make an embarrassed anime girl pose

happy 10-year anniversary

Humanity wants to fuck the droids from the Star Wars prequels The idea the prequels were hated because of cgi or jar jar or whatever is the cover story, the lie we tell ourselves To keep us from accepting how horny we are for those droids

"bought a labubu to hot glue who knew i got the fufu. boo hoo" -MFDOOM talking about getting a labubu to cum on

You flinch, you lose.

drew this n I dont wanna work on it anymore sooo ya.. cw for NSFW stuffff yeaaaah

Butch4femme, rat4mouse

tihs is ur bun (🐇) on drug s

I drew smth and I thought it looked like something butch Hartman would've drawn and it made me wanna kms ;^;

*blush gets increasingly redder* what, you think I LIKE the idea of dominant, possessive big sisters and crazy yandere little sisters ruining me and making me cry? IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?!

its ok to leave a girl in a hot car

its ok to leave a hot girl in a hot car

it makes you better at magic, allegedly.

cool date idea i shoot my gf with a bb gun and you watch

weed that makes u piss urself

you take a 16 oz drinking glass, you get a banana, an avocado, 20 alkaselzter tablets. Raw liver, an ordinary vacuum attachment (bristle side up), you got any cream corn? okay yeah you heat up the glass- now this is very important crush the avocado leave the banana whole oh god pour it on your foot!

gas station boner pills be like:

arrested for selling counterfeit goo

Happy Faggot Friday everyone

:D moooooo!!

The touch of someone that you love too much #harrykim #kimharry