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If I ever get into an elected office, goddess willing, I will be as unhinged as I possibly can to journalists. I want their 'exposes' to sound like SCP reports I will invite them to mine for an exclusive interview only to recreate PT with them

You didn't use to call it "slowed down" version, back in my day we called it "vaporwave mix" and all you had to do was add reverb with a saturated wireframe landscape background and a bust of Fibonacci

One of the central characters of the 1989 Belgian film Marquis is a talking penis named Colin

Wandering around big Tesco listening to Laura Nyro

I predicted that Iris would become the first trans person of colour to become an MSP and now we have two in @qmanivannan.bsky.social 💚

Every 90's REM song

I'm back to back with Andross shaking the fucking Lylat System. This is an army of two

I am confident that @irisduane.bsky.social will become the first openly trans woman of colour to ne elected to the Scottish Parliament The vitriol from chuds will be absolutely radioactive, but I'm still confident and hope nothing but the best for her

NEWS! Richard Dawkins proposes to vacuum cleaner with wig on it

Never judge an ass by it's shaker

The Scottish Election is tomorrow as of posting this. We do not yet know who has won obviously... except we do, because it will be the SNP. Our version of democrats, the SNP have been in power for 19 years and will gain 5 more

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

I'm going to cry

holy shit this molchat doma / chappell roan mashup

hitting her with the mickey mouse voice “oh boy” mid sex as a power move

Screaming and crying ❤️

Fuck the UK

I am hearing that on its deathbed, InfoWars received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada.

So what actually is the criteria for being a NWOBHM band? That seems like there's a lot of murkyness. I dont know if it's being in the 80s bc Iron Maiden would be considered NWOBHM but not Def Leppard Being british means Black Sabbath and Cancer would be considered NWOBHM which is blatantly false

Tennants lager is dividing my island on Tomodachi Life. Nobody outright loves it or hates it, but there's a sharp divide in the likes and dislikes

evergreen

"When capitalism was finally overthrown, the city's housing was opened up back to the people. Everyone could get a house without bills or tax or rent to worry about. Simply find a front door, call a number to check if it's been claimed, and if not, simply collect the keys and it's yours."

The reason Keir Starmer and New Labour seem so belligerent in their work, so unable to see that they're failing hard, is because the New Labour philosophy is a right wing one which dictates it's own supremacy above reality

I am playing Tomodachi Life with myself and the characters from Hundred Line. Here are the highlights so far: - Hiruko has developed a near-religious obsession with a roll of toilet paper - Yugamu has fallen in love with Kurara - Kurara is the island's resident expert in kissing women

I am a dog and you are a flower I lift up my leg and give you a shower

I DO NOT NEED A BOOSTER SEAT FUCK THIS GAME

OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS HAPPENING

I used to pronounce Persephone's name like the word saxophone and would get annoyed when people pronounced her name correctly because that sounded kind of blasphemous to me

Too exhausted thinking about girls

I have a 30 second video of a toon from ToonTown Online dancing and I don't know what to do with it

So I went to the beach yesterday and I had a good time but at one point I had to throw away some chorizo slices. The esplanade is very narrow so a family of cyclists went past me and I don't think I have ever looked as physically unapproachable in my life before

And you can't fight the cheeks that ain't clapping

Contrapoints finally breaks her silence on the Easter Rising

The drain pipes in my flat sound like a well of souls, and I live on the third floor. Everytime someone uses their basin in the morning, I am immediately jumpscared by the wails of the damned

There's something to be said about the patriarchal structure of some many religions and how they, inadvertently or otherwise, effectively provide a fast track to forgiveness for heinous shit. Religious conversion becomes a quick way into heaven for these men

he really fucking did. he saw god about to deny him entry to heaven and you can see it in his eyes

I just got cute baggy jeans shorts in a genderfluid clothes donation bin

Why are you Trans. (Wrong answers only) I listened to one evil heavy metal song and that allowed satan in

this is him smiling

An Umamusume tier list based on which uma is a rebel and which is a unionist

Lib Dems getting more seats than the tories is so fucking funny to me

With alt:

When you increase the weights in the gym and the next day your arms and legs enter the pain zone where the mere fact limbs exist becomes a struggle

"Could a badly coded micro-blogging website do THIS?!" *trips on own dick and now images stop loading*

Enemies to lovers but still enemies Enemies to lovermies

'If I had a time machine and the means to zap the activists of the Stonewall riot to the offices of Dugdale today, I wonder how they would react to what Stonewall has become.' www.thenational.scot/politics/260...