We need to bring back the true meaning of Christmas and that's psychologically terrorising rich people

I'm holding Santa Claus hostage until he gifts me a 6ft cold German trans girl who will spit on me

Why are all the hottest girls from the same place like what country even is this?

I cant believe I've never listened to Belle and Sebastian before, the perfect vibe for this morning

Labour do not deserve to be a political force in Britain again. The damaging betrayal of Third Way Blairism has come back a thousand fold, this time with extra pandering to fascism Leave the party. Let it crumble to dust

We are rightly calling out David Lammy and Keir Starmer for letting the Palestine Action hunger strikers be at risk of death But also, any Labour MP speaking up over this who STILL is a member of this brazenly far right party needs to leave. Now. Frankly you should've left ages ago.

R.I.P.

Winning an election with 7% turnout is like winning a game of chess against your reflection

"How can I be transphobic? I gave the opp bottom surgery"

Interrobang sounds like an enemies to lovers cop/criminal mastermind fic

If I die, I am going to be buried in a random location on earth. A mysterious presence will possess some of you to go to that location and build a structure at my gravesite with single-minded drive. Once it is complete, there will be absolution.

Mr. Beast announcing his top surgery: "Hi everyone, Mr. B(r)east here!"

Literally giving up political power in order to remain friends with a pedo is insane But I guess that's Scottish Labour for you

NO. I AM NOT DOING THIS AGAIN THIS YEAR. FUCK NO. TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONES AND GO WORSHIP THE WINTER SUN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE AND YOUR CROPS GO BAD.

The year is 1917, and artist Marcel Duchamp has acquired a porcelain urinal to bring to the Society of Independent Artists' inaugural exhibition. "6 7" he says under his breath as he signs 'R. Mutt' on the lip of the urinal.

Yummy ibuprofen

I missed the bots honestly Needed some people to fuck with today

Its the first year I haven't had to listen to fucking Fairytale of New York discourse thank the goddess

Feeling not better but not worse this morning

Wow ok so it turns out my foot is bruised and swollen Shit

I love twisting my foot in my sleep so now walking is agony

Saying Happy Holidays to the Gregg's cashier, immediately turning everyone in the room transgender

Mainstream British media love lionising sex offenders until it becomes apparent they can't justify keeping them around anymore Utterly stomach churning shit

Happy holidays folks

We are days away from the social media accounts of the United States Government posting "patriotmaxxing freedomcel" and at that point I am going to smile as I walk into a data centre covered in magnets

"Is being pro-choice a communist psy op? Barri Weiss investigates the evidence, sponsored by Coca-Cola"

Earthbound

Sucko's Gockilisk

Some encouraging news is that Reform's polling seems to have hit a ceiling They're still leading the polls, but they seem to be stalling around 30% The fact that it's happening NOW with 4 years before the next election is a chance for the left to catch up

I predict that 50/60 years from now, non-binary people (who already face enormous discrimination) will become the main focus of hate by the right wing, who will attempt to bulwark trans people against enby people by saying how tolerant society is of trans people, how enbies are "erasing" trans folks

Having blue hair and pronouns is actually incredibly cool, that's why the most emotionally constipated people in the world get so mad about it

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

The Big V

70s/80s dad rock bands in the 90s would always release albums with ancient Egyptian artwork depicting the rebirth of Osiris or something and they're full of songs called 'This Old Dog' and 'Touching My Woman' and the like

Thinking about one post I saw somewhere saying how much better life would be if we put nicotine in fruit and veg and got everyone on earth addicted to eating healthily

"Can you roleplay as the mother and I'll roleplay as the daughter tonight?~" "Sure! So did you know what happened to singer Kirsty McColl?"

I broadly endorse creating situations that allow as many women to fuck other women as possible

Time warping with the runaway supermassive black hole to ancient Greece with some estrogen so I can change the course of western civilization forever

I'm back on my fire emblem three houses bullshit again

You could be the single worst artist to ever exist But your art will be infinitely better than AI Because you are a human being with hands and eyes and a brain and a heart and a lived experience of concepts and emotions and history and cultures and memories

Allison Bailey spends £1 million pounds to continue to fail

If/when Trump declares war on Venezuela, get ready for Keir Starmer to drag us into it as well Resist imperialist aggression, object to a Venezuelan war now

"Hey, I remember the Scrombles as a kid! That takes me back, I wonder if there's any old episodes available?" "STREAM ALL EPISODES OF THE SCROMBLES ON SHWEEMI FOR £19.99 A MONTH! WE HAD THE CIA ASSASSINATE THE LAST GUY WHO TRIED TO UPLOAD THEM TO YOUTUBE SO DON'T FUCKING TRY IT"

They call me Anas Sarwar bc I don't do jack shit about anything

Another crime Belgium should pay for

What a possessed human looks like seconds before the black mold being bursts forth from its host

I had a vision of creating a small competition to find the silliest songs in Europe and have you all vote on the silliest I wanna call it Stupid Eurovision Why support a genocide-backing song contest when you can listen to dumb songs and vote on the best one? Idk would you all be down?

Pirate everything. Streaming services will never archive. That's on you.