Why the fuck does Apple Music keep automatically turning on infinity shuffle when I open the app? How do I turn this bullshit off

They hate me because I am not thicc enough

If this was anyone other than JK Rowling there would be knocks on the door

Last night I dreamt I had a vape that changed flavour depending on which tile on this pathway you were standing on and one of the flavours was "two gnomes reassuring you that you have so much to live for"

Bark bark

That's *all* English patriotism by the way (sorry, I think "British" is the politically correct term?). It's all performative because the country itself is a joke. It's not actually a country. It's four nations stitched together into an economic zone.

Help I am now 29

Birthday tomorrow

Getting my first tattoo

Might register for scotiacon. It would be my first ever furry convention

Cast yourself as a villain. Sis did it all for Junko pussy

Heated Rivalry but it's a female CIA detector and a female Stasi agent set in early 80's east Germany

Creaturing out so hard I love these paws

I NOW HAVE PAWS

Global communism now

Wow, seeing My Chemical Romance on the 4th July. Somebody should make a holiday out of this

So there's going to be a Mandela Catalogue movie and I probably will avoid it. For me, horror like that (plus Gooseworx's Thalasin video) which relies on extreme facial distortion take me to a primal place of fear.

Probably nothing but there's something distinctly capitalist about the Purge and movies like it. The idea of total individualism and trust among fellow humans becoming non existent.

From the Trans Exile Network. Please share.

I no longer recognise the country known as the "united kingdom"

YOU'RE LISTENING TO *Scream* HORROR 105.3 *Backwards text to speech voice* WHERE WE SHOW NOTHING BUT *Silent Hill game start noise* TERROR, TERROR AND MORE TERROR *Chainsaw* THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S SURVIVAL HORROR *glass shatters* *RE: Directors Cut Dualshock Mansion Basement theme plays*

"The white man speaks with forked tongue" ~ a genocided people

I swear it's not been half a day since I dyed my hair red and already I've had 3 mutuals get horny over me What is it about red hair that's activating everyone?

Good morning

You Never Give Me Your Muff by the Beatles

Today's CD haul. Not a bad one today!

I crave chicken

I'm so hot

Jax, look, I know we don't get along, so fuck you

Fuck it, I now have a dedicated kink account. I'll try and be more outwardly horny there. Go follow it!

I should make a kink account to play around on

I'm having trouble finding a specific analogue horror video I was interested it It was made to look like these JR announcement screens, but partway through it cuts to black and warns passengers not to look out the window

At this point. I don’t want simply twinning. All I really want is an rp where a cute gal gets replicated, not just once or twice. But tens of hundreds of thousands of times over! Be it by pride or because she’s a chaos gremlin. I want numbers so big, they rival entire continents in numbers!!

I've never had to do it before but I've set up a porn folder in my laptop I do wonder how many layers is too many

THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER IS HERE

Hello! we could really use some money to cover household expenses. things are looking a little tight right now and any help is appreciated ko-fi.com/melodyshreds

We are never seeing the light

Can't wait for Andy Burnham to normalise the fascist takeover of britain, but this time with a Manc accent Are you tired of this yet? Are you sick of having to put up with slop?

Fucking filming Burnham like the OJ White Bronco chase

I've just remembered that movie about the girl that was born with a pig snout and has to find someone to love her

jax doodles #tadc #jax #tadcspoilers

After years of tests and research, scientists have finally created the perfect british prime minister, synthesised from the opinions of all british citizens. It is swiftly beaten to death by an angry mob when it is revealed the only language it speaks is French

PACKWATCH STARMER EDITION 🚬

Led Zeppelin: "I GOONED ALL DAY, I GOONED ALL NIGHT MY FATHER GOONED TILL HE LAY DOWN AND DIED" *Bluesy guitar*

same as it ever was

I need to be threatened by hot girls