I don't THINK I have ADHD but also I just opened my handbag to find a jar of lemon curd in there which I very definitely was not expecting. It was delicious too.

ME: whenever i make fried eggs the yolks break but when i make scrambled eggs they don’t ALANIS MORISSETTE: i’m sorry but the lyrics are already done

My Dysphoria Danger Rating today is Extreme. Take action NOW to protect your life and property. If you're not prepared, leave the area immediately and reconsider interacting with me. Remember, only YOU can prevent brain worm doom spiral meltdowns.

Oh I never posted this here so I'm posting this here. New tattoo (a few days ago). SFW, etc.

So I'm very new to polyamory, and I really want to know: what's the maximum number of people you can fall deeply in love with simultaneously? Because it seems it's a fuckload more already than I previously thought, and I'm really worried in case it keeps growing.

Esoteric for sure but I consider it as a form of tithing.

Trying to encourage my girlies to hydrate on this ridiculously hot day by reminding them all of the feminising properties of water. It turns frogs gay, you know!

Today is "Australia Day" also known as invasion day. It's a day of mourning not celebration. So many Aboriginal people were murdered and are still struggling to get basic rights here in Australia. Our country has a horrible history and we need to fix the wrongs. So the future can be be better

So yeah, the other day my therapist asked if my (cis female) partner was supportive of my transition. TODAY she just walked in the door, having bought hers and hers matching handbags 🤣 So I think yeah.

... he is leading. He's the leader of the secret police. They're following his direct orders. What the fuck are you saying.

In Australia, write letters and emails to your representatives. What is going on in the US, what is increasingly escalating, has done so with complicity at best and ACTIVE FUCKING SUPPORT at worst of our own authorities and institutions.

This is an important thread.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

So I worked out this trick on Discord. Compliment a doll, there's a good chance she'll reject it. But stack your comments - say "Hey your outfit was fucking hot the other night, and how good was Lily's hair?" and she'll have no choice but respond to BOTH propositions with a flaming-heart emoji.

The Cass Review isn’t worth much as a document, but it makes a hell of a dress! 👗 New Philosophy Tube in the works and folks, it’s a big one ✨👑 See more pics on my Patreon including all the looks and the live chicken we had on set 🐓 www.patreon.com/posts/148958...

Also, like, I also started HRT at 44, 7 months ago, and it fucking works. Estrogen is magic - even transitioned my ride. bsky.app/profile/hunt...

Hahah so I upgraded both my motorbike and, like, all the rest of me.

How much do I love my ducks? I just spent half an hour hauling out 5, five gallon buckets of water to refill their heated pool 😆. They are living the goddamn dream.

I just thought everyone should see this

Hey here is my fren's grape music. It's really grape!

Not even joking, part of my reluctance to transition was driven by the fear I'd have to fill out a lot of forms. Turns out my worst fears have come true. (Some of the forms are truly poorly designed too.)

I’m officially kink shaming sexy cop roleplay from now on we have to fight this war on all fronts Unfortunately this also means Chun-li Security Guard is still OK but don’t get too specific Also no wardens except perhaps that sexy one from Prison School as it does not depict the carceral state

This statement is true in many, many contexts.

trans women are not women you can hit. no woman is a woman you can hit. stop hitting women.

ANYWAY sorry to get back onto my bullshit but this is something dear to me: naloxone (Narcan etc) saves lives. If you can access it, training is easy and you could save a life.

i like third person limited past tense better than first person present in novels almost always. i think it's totally possible to do first person present well, but the bar is So much higher and done badly it is so cringe. i do not want to be stuck in a boring person's head it is claustrophobic!!!

When I die I want my final word to be "pastrami" so a journalist spends ages trying to track down the significance of it à la Citizen Kane only for it to be revealed to the audience at the end that "pastrami" was my safe word.

FINALLY player the 3030 Deathwar Redux, and this is why I love those little indie labours-of-love. It's amazing what individuals and small teams can do with a bit of dedication.

Turns out as soon as I'm not working I start thinking, and thinking is BAD for me.

So yesterday was my 6 months HRTranniversary, and tomorrow is 2 years since I told my partner I was gonna transition and we'll see where it goes. I don't normally do those "before and after" photos because I don't usually think my transition is particularly impressive, but here is me on each day.

OK 1. That's romantic af 2. I'll have to ask about keeping bone shards at my FFS consult 3. NGL I've crushed on a couple of trans guys, so DOES THIS ACTUALLY WORK? Asking for a friend, who is me

So for Christmas I gave myself an ankle-length, very very tight skirt that I can barely walk in AND simultaneously discovered a new kink I'm into and self-discovery is truly the best Christmas gift of all! Merry Kinkmas to all!

Literally a discussion I had with someone yesterday and I'm no closer to knowing the answer

Feeling unaccountably angry and self-destructive and I don't like this at all because I have something coming over to stay tomorrow (PROBABLY platonically) and that should make me happy. I think I'm unused and untrained in JUST ENJOYING THINGS.

So, Laura Kuenssberg's introduction to her interview with Mary-Ann Stephenson is just hideous. Let me count the ways. 🧵

Well that was a nice, wholesome and fun phone call 😊 Nice to feel safe talking with someone

One of those crossovers between trans and ling issues I talk about, because protecting girls from abuse by people like Epstein is 100% a trans issue. Protecting EVERYONE from abuse is a trans issue.

Cheese.

ai is showing us that actually more characters on tng should have been as fucked up as barclay with the holodecks

Two things I'm learning about the polyam communities (at least the ones I'm in contact with) is there sure is a lot of ND folk in them, and also info-dumping is sexy as fuck. (I already knew the latter, BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME.)

Comrades, united we can throw on the chains of oppression and servitude!

*Takes notes*

I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises

Actually me rn

Hahah I was saying essentially this to someone on Discord just yesterday!

Keep wanting to use the word compersion in general use (to just mean feeling pleased for someone when they've done something I wish I were doing) then I remember it kinda has a really restricted community of use and anyone looking it up is going to get the wrong idea.

I'm not as a general rule, Discord, but I'm sure I can learn.

Sigh why can't I be one of the CUTE bricky clocky ones (ie pretty much all of the bricky clocky one), instead of one of the ME bricky clocky ones?