Hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever typed in mastodon

Demon Fang! Demon Fang! DAMN, I MUST BE A GENIUS!!!! Double Demon Fang!

Raccoon City = Guaxinópolis

dream drop distance✨ #KingdomHearts

Yusuke, from YuYu Hakusho 👉 💥

acho doido formiga andando sozinha tipo mano cade suas amigas

Tem algo meio bobo, mas me incomoda muito, que é o desejo fervoroso de alguns apps/empresas de quererem seu reconhecimento facial/biometria

@mayano.top só passando pra perguntar se a pressão caiu aí

warmup sketch! "sweet as sugar, baby"

just a lil ryou doodle page ^_^! #yugioh

Tentaram passar golpe três vezes só hoje, véi

Ifood pisou na bola bem legal comigo hoje, negócio bem chato. O restaurante ficou completamente perdido mas a plataforma não fez nada a respeito

you can't write brasileirão without BL

Evil Ryu

silence.

Desenho que a Ursula K. Le Guin fez de seu gato Pard

Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR

mandaram nsfw de tower of god na tl e me bateu como um gancho

We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth

Not sure these cricketers should be let back into the UK. They should be forced instead to roam the world as Ronin, offering their bat or bowling action to any franchise war lord desperate enough to listen. Disgraced, they mumble their names in shame, while children taunt them and steal their pads.

aura farming.

"Regular RPGs won't get the adrenaline flowing. Regular fighting games won't give you the dopamine hit you need." Doctor, I request a prescription for THE BOUNCER.

This is such a powerful image

Today I found a new accessory for the Marlboro Sega Saturn.

BURN KNUCKLE!!! 🤛 🔥 🔥 🔥 Terry Bogard, from FATAL FURY

foundational text

Kiwi

American Healthcare

ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir

Num pode c

predator or prey? 🩸🗡

i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year

1 like e eu falto a aula de hoje

This reminds me of ALIEN SOLDIER on the Mega Drive/Genesis. It only had two difficulties. Super Easy or Super Hard. Funniest shit ever.

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