Congratulations to Lionel Messi for amassing 67% of the MLS Cup assist total of 2008 #Crew96 Guillermo Barros Schelotto. You approached the general vicinity of greatness, Leo, and that's quite a feather in your cap.

Miami is bad for the league full stop. I don’t want mls to be the best league in the world. I want it to be weird. I want it to be full of weird esoteric rules. I want Messi to hate mls. This sucks

Miami is fundamentally bad for the league. This is the beginning of the end. MLS is doomed.

Is it obvious I liked the new lord Huron album?

It’s cool, you guys. We got money for Nancy. And for Cucho. And Aidan, and Christian, and Hinestroza. When Wessam leaves we’ll get money for him too. Same with Max and Shulte. Maybe Rossi. Maybe Farsi. Think about all that money. We’ll have so much fucking money, you guys. You just wait and see.

There's something about Wilfried Nancy's exit from #Crew96 that was sticking in my spleen, so I vented a bit. No paywall on this one. Have a nice day. www.thedisrespected.com/wilfried-nan... www.thedisrespected.com

If you get mad when I call your female dog “buddy” I instantly don’t give a fuck about anything you say I know you suck as a person.

Enforcing the roster rules

Drew a bunnysuit variant of our Shadowheart piece

Merci pour tout. #Crew96

I've long been a staunch "it's OK to play American soccer." Something relatable to fans who grew up with other sports in the U.S. Eschew Real and Inter and F.C. Plural nicknames, etc. I actually like the best-of-three Round One of MLS playoffs that pinkie-waggers hate. Yo, Crew, you didn't beat FCC.

Rotten Girl Commissioned #rkggk

The popular sisters at Illyria🍺🍺

Every case i see for “mls growth” prioritizes wealth at the expense of fans. Bigger franchises fees, more money, more subscriptions, more private equity. Nothing involved with growing the game apparently involves actual fans who make the game unique.

Hot take: We are giving up on Americans ever loving the sport and trying to appease the internationals.

MLS owners are also probably ecstatic they don’t have Pride Month or Juneteenth games anymore

You listen to a playlist of sad songs when you're feeling bad. I watch secret bases’ “Fighting in the age of loneliness” We are not the same.

Hey Siri, play “There Goes My Hero” on repeat until the sun melts the earth. #Crew96 #ThankYouNagbe

Darlington Nagbe. The People’s Champion 💛🖤

Insanity.

Goodnight sweet prince.

Good night, sweet prince. Your watch is ended.

Pour one out, Columbus. A terrific career draws to a close. #Crew96 #Nagbeast.

Momo's Bizarre Adventure #Dandadan 👀👁‍🗨

Some guy asked me directions while I was at work today and I meant to say “sorry I’m not a map” but what came out was “sorry I’m not into roads” ????

Some influencer made a video at the last hell is real and someone told them the crew were undefeated at home against cinci and I had to restrain myself from going ERRM ACKSHUALLY ☝🏽 the crew lost against Cincinnati at home in 2024! 🤓

Was my favourite character to play as in Strive (and by play I mean lose every rank match as I’m terrible at fighting games) #guiltygearstrive #giovanna #noai

TLDR: no more episodes the rest of this season due to basement flooding. Hey y’all I have some very unfortunate news. First off I want to apologize for not posting a new episode in over a month. This is partially because John and my schedules have gotten very hectic.

#Crew96 tifo for Game 2 vs FC Cincinnati

Thing

Pow Pow. Mandatory Jinx fanart after finally watching Arcane.

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

🚨 PARENTS: Please check your kids candy this #halloween - I just found a Targeted Allocation Money transfer for six months of an international roster spot and discovery rights on an Albanian international inside this Snickers.

The Memory Of You #SIGNALIS #archiveart

Crew spent about $6m on Picard and Gazdag and I've gotta say, Issa Tall hasn't covered himself in glory here.

Happy Birthday Bridget!🩵💖🤍 #GuiltyGear #GGST

Yor🍻

Buntober Day 24 • Tomie

Buntober Day 6 • Jinx

censoring that first name…

Still working on that Deadlock mod pack

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More old nintendy girls circa 2022

Jeopardy got a new social media manager

Reward #1: Cowgirl Tifa!