We love to hear the announcers make a Pedro Santos reference! #crew96

Oh God oh God oh god! They put Gazdag as our nine?!.... 😐😐😐 #Crew96 ... We're going to the Columbus clearing House a little early this season...

I took Tylenol when my wife was pregnant, and none of my kids are autistic...

#Crew96 I love central zone Time games because that means we have another hour to drink!

I made chili. My wife's making buckeyes. Lock it in, Crew win tonight. You're welcome Darlington.

Find you a man that celebrates you like Ollie celebrates this goal!

Everything should be put into the context of a Scaramucci.

"2nd place? Who gives a fuck?? We won the FA cup!"

Yeeeeah!!!!

Would one of these cities just get smart and sue them for violating the third amendment?

And again, a sewer district wins the internet for the day

Imagine: Eze leaves for arsenal. Drama with our captain. We don't bring in any big names. And we still beat Liverpool at home! God I'm glad all over! #Cpfc

And back on top!

NO FUCKING WAY THAT JUST HAPPENED! DID WE JUST FUCKING SCORE AT THE DEATH PLUS?! YEAH WE DID! #cpfc

youtube.com/shorts/d3uu9... #CPFC LiVARpool

VAR not seen an obvious handball...

Aaaaaaaaaaaand shit.

Thank you Mo Salah for fucking that up!

Sands went from sucking at Rangers to integral at St. Pauli. Our leftist king.

Palace rn: (70 in)

Dean Henderson is a brick wall! #Liverpool #CPFC

I am really loving yeremy!!! This kid's a little bulldog! #cpfc

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Anyone else seeing this fever dream that I'm watching?! #cpfc 😄😄😄

Me watching this Crystal palace Liverpool match like

Causational or correlational?... I don't think I care.

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

We've been doing some drinking, and some thinking, and we feel that all of the #Crew96 fans should come join us on October the 4th in Orlando for what we're calling "CREWTOBEERFEST!!!" Just like my father, We can all just drink our feelings away!

After 8 weeks, I think Ive figured it out. Its too corporate. Never before have i had a principal or ass principal who's acted like a middleman. No support, no accountability, pushing their work on the teachers... I don't get paid 6 figures. You do. I left corporate America for these exact reasons.

Yeah I'd say this view is worth the climb! #running #stadiums #hurtz

Want to stop being called a nazi? Then stop being a Nazi....

2025 #Crew96

youtu.be/8AeCo3AD1cM?... #TeachLife

Holy shit! I just saw a PT cruiser convertible! Maybe the rapture is happening today!

My dudes! I left the window open all day and nothing happened! I had my camera ready and everything.

A pop up box on Tylenol dot com

Why the hell is everyone still here??? I got my hopes up!

Tell me you don't understand vaccines without telling me you don't understand vaccines....

Shout out to @nordecke.com Kourtney/Paco/Ravi/Scott/and fam for helping host and spreading the soccer love last night. Sometimes us old adults forget what it’s all about, but not the Supporter Brass. I am extremely appreciative of their work. <3 Hashtag Blessed #Crew96 #Crew614

Dude I know idiocracy comparisons are overblown but come on

youtube.com/shorts/E5AKT... My daughter sent me this. It reminded me of one thing. Its indicative of the Crew fandom of recent. Some are just seem to be seen. Some are straight fake. And some are nothing but toxic positivity. But underlying is a love of a team. They mean well... Mostly...

Never let me buy pumpkin beer again.

This is amazing.