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All weed joints have their birthday on the same day every year to make it easier to know the age of a weed cigarettes. Today April 20

my new zine, Shareware Made Me Trans, is now out!! ~6000 words (and lots of images) on the 90s games that shaped my gender identity, including windows 3.1 amazons, sapphic crpg romances, and my own teenage fetish games. link in reply with excerpts and free community copies for trans readers

we need to teach Mortal Kombat finishing moves in school. like, the actual moves, not the combos.

Yes and no. There is definitely evaluation of titles and managers who do not manage anything can be in the bargaining unit. And non-managers who have nonetheless been given duties that should've been part of a manager position have their duties adjusted. It's more of a non-cash appeal to vanity.

Can we please get back to feminism? I do mean feminism as a framework through which to structure our understanding of everything else, but also basic shit like "women are fully people?" We really can't accomplish much else without that.

How does a non-binary person kill someone? They slash them

You bang on the drums with the bare minimum of competence, and bingo bongo, you can play music with people and it's neato.

She has done nothing wrong!

Why don't we just have spacex rocket them a LEO cask of salt beef and biscuit (dipshit, dumb ass analysis)

17 Apr 2026

sometimes sex is toxic. this is generally indicated by the sex involving a lot of horseplay, potty language, bad attitudes, things of this nature

Who would win in a fight, Doug Funny or Arthur Timothy Reads? No items, Final Destination, to the death.

We still have uncensored Jucika, at least.

This story, detailed in a thread, is absolutely numbing

Whoopsie, accidentally listening to an R.E.M. album.

Alone, season 1

The whitest drink yet invented

Turning and turning in the widening gyro The falafel cannot hear the falafeler

The Discover feed is great for discovering the posts you've already seen on your Following feed, but in a different order.

thank you transgender sadists

Everything in the abyssal zone is a miracle. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_...

Atticus Grinch I dunno who cares. Post

I didn't trip and fall on my face! I was pushed by a ghost.

this is just a normal keto warrior diet.

vivien weather is on the way

this website is called bluesky because we are all up in heaven. we all died back in 2021. there's just delays getting everyone logged in due to some server issues.

the pope and the catholic church are big fans of doing a trans genocide

daily reminder that the catholic church has fully banned all trans healthcare from its many many hospitals and providers and that IS the pope's stance

nice website.

chestnut lodge, oquaga lake, deposit, new york, 1987

btw the vibes locally are 'local-government-regulated tent city' so i think we might actually be in a depression

they've forced everyone into identical tents on little measured squares of space and problems include 'no lights at night because they won't fix them' and 'no one has enough water' and 'the tents were maybe not waterproof'

I'm a biological reply-guy

The hard part of recreating chain restaurant meals at home is throwing the produce so it collides with the water cascade just as you hit the cymbal.

life really is all about feeling that immeasurable wall between yourself and others where you both express jealousy for your own interpretation of the other persons predicament, leaving out the nuances and agonies they experience, and them doing the same for you

they should invent an emoji thats like this

all timer

[dumping the snowpiercer molecules in the atmosphere as soon as it hits 84F]

come on. be serious.

wow look at this cool page! aestheticallynostalgic.com/features

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 15,1946

I have to admit, the idea that the giant machine in the ocean that built UFOs and their occupants )to protect us from other, more sinister aliens) is running out of material and power and that's why suddenly jellyfish and weird blobs (and black triangles) are everywhere immensely appealing some days

eating fried chicken one handed like raylan givens so i have a clean hand for posting

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Videogame hot take I'd rather have no story than a boring one