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Hey look another Nazi with a job in the federal government.

I am 100% certain that J.D. Vance's own chat history is filled with pro-Hitler shit. Would bet my life on it. bsky.app/profile/theb...

You know sometimes you just have a sports fact that you feel like sharing. For reasons that are too boring to explain I was curious as to when was the last time a college football team won a game by scoring 11 points. It hasn't happened since 2002 when Mississippi State beat Troy 11-8.

I think the most infuriating part of this is not the laundering of this administration's bullshit warning as a legitimate fact but the throwing in "amid rising tensions in Chicago and Portland" with zero context given.

“Mommy, mommy, buy me a license plate!” “No. Come along, Clune.” “Are you talking to me?” “No. My son is also named Clune.”

Dr. Phil has always been a grifting piece of shit, but he really got ahead of his skis when he thought pivoting from exploiting "troubled teens" to going on ICE raids was the move to make.

It's always been being able to say slurs with these people.

Finally an all-Canadian baseball playoff series.

The deportation order is based on Vedam’s conviction for murder—a crime he did not actually commit and for which he’s now been wholly exonerated. He entered the US at 9 months old and was a legal permanent resident before his conviction. We are so, so, so far from the light of justice.

.337 BAC is a batting champion number.

My entire timeline is baseball right now. We’ve made it.

Seeing Ms. Rachel say exactly what needs to be said to Obama is so damn refreshing

They'll close the show with a cross burning.

lol one of the most predictable things he’s ever done. And of course they’ve never actually stopped naming the day after the colonizer but as always conservatives have to make shit up to get mad about.

We are two Americas: Blue states where you can’t own a raccoon and Green states where you can own a raccoon.

It must suck to suck.

E-Girl and her Antifa founder boyfriend

I’m sure they are going to give us the name of this “Antifa Founder” any minute now because they are totally a real person.

More history from this Nazi adulated by the Trump team. These are explicit, proud Nazis who scream and cry and call every referee they can find when you quote their Nazism back to them.

How can you not be romantic about baseball

Damn how do you give up on an up-and-coming talent and within the division no less!?

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

I never want to see Stephen Miller's face again unless he is being arrested or being thrown into a garbage dumpster.

If you'd like to delight in a side-by-side comparison, here's Bari Weiss' reported note to CBS staffers (left) and the one I cooked up on ChatGPT with a quickly dashed-off prompt (right). Looking forward to hearing from you in the days and weeks ahead!

the cardinals have gone 0-3 since charles kirk's funeral was held in their stadium.

The 49ers are decimated by injuries and haven’t won a game by more than five points yet now have sole possession of first place in the NFC West with three wins in the division already banked.

The Arizona Cardinals are a team that doesn’t exist.

So uh what is James Franklin’s buyout?

Checking in on college football for the first time today and seeing the Penn State and Texas scores.

These are going to be exclusively used to lie about Starbucks cashiers refusing to take them

Obviously not the most important thing but my first thought was "it doesn't even look like a coin!"

SCOOP — Pennsylvania prosecutors were alerted to possible voting irregularities by one of MAGA's leading voices against voter fraud. A long paper trail shows Jack Posobiec has been living in Maryland but voting using his parents' PA address for years. From @jsweetli.bsky.social, @slate.com + me:

I need to know who put the money up for all this media placement of a non story this week

They could just record a video of themselves.

This is the most emotionally fragile man on Earth.

wearing merch with a logo that your team retired bc it was too racist is such a wild move

The government tried to shut down my birthday today, but I happy to report that they have failed.

Flipping on Tigers/Guardians only to be reminded and get irrationally mad that the helmet advertisements are back this year.

Today, we end the Blaze on Blazers.

My primary rooting interest in the baseball playoffs is to root against teams with low payrolls whose ownerships clearly don't give a shit if they are good or bad. I'm looking at you Brewers, Reds, and especially the Guardians. Also rooting for Matt Shaw to completely eat shit in some grand way.

Unlawful killings, abandonment of allies and generally being fascist hasn't moved military leaders so far, but this Meeting That Could Have Been an Email is going to radicalize them

Congratulations Broncos on having an owner who participated in war crimes.

1. A day after the Michigan church shooting, Republicans are silent after learning the shooter was a MAGA extremist. No investigations of Trump supporters as terrorists. No national conversations about the rights of cisgender men. The silence is deafening. Subscribe to support our journalism.

Being nostalgic for post-9/11 consumerism is depressing enough but needing AI slop to create a world of Walmart from 2002 that didn't exist to feed this particular type of nostalgia is very dark.

This guy will never not give off serial killer vibes to me.