Loyalist Groundhog Day

Today we’re having a Valerate Solanas rehearsal* *eating vegan burritos and watching the Simpsons to find all the times Milhouse says something sus

You're The Tran Now Dog

when people are nice and sweet to me

6 hour band practice minus 1 hour bc ADHD made us late, minus 1 hour while we gossiped and drank intense homemade cold brew ice coffee and sandwiches. Now we're finally ready! 3 hour band practice let's gooo! ✨🤠

Spent an entire dream trying to find this song only to wake up and immediately remember it wasn’t by Mansun

tiny girl: fuck it we small

So far the most unrealistic part of Warhound is that a trans woman has spent weeks agonising about finding out her friend has an embarrassing drone kink instead of yelling her trigger phrase at parties just to fuck with her

transfrem: the fremdscham you feel when a freshly cracked egg makes herself a spokeswoman for the community

Ireland as a resource that once dreamed of being a nation.

“We forced a bunch of innocent women’s to voluntarily ruin their own lives just because we couldn’t draw the line at A NAZI CHEST PIECE!!! AND NOT EVEN ONE OF THE OBSCURE ONES EITHER!?!” Was a thought I had walking home last night

Sat in park. Can’t move. Vibes too chill.

Sitting on a bus, reading Warhound, listening to Esplendor Geometrico It’s fucking great

A clicker trained friend once told me that while each handler has their preferences, it’s not considered standard to give your pet a click after they cum But surely that’s like … the MAIN ONE, right? Right? Anyway, I’ve been trying to work out which one of us is the weird one ever since

Woken up by a fierce case of tummy hort

I saw a stunning woman wearing a stylish tracksuit and covered in tattoos the other day in the street and instead of saying 'damn girl you look amazing' I looked at a wall and said 10 hail marys.

Transitioning so I can dominate the famously less competitive world of women’s *checks notes* Irish dancing

the antiporn reeducation is going to be hornier than the porn

Disappointed to discover that my friend group is the “Warhound is kinky EVA” kind of nerds, not the far superior “Warhound is 40k if it said the quiet part out loud” nerds

Every protest is a noise protest when you hand a trans woman the aux

Salute the flag

I’m the one in the green and I still can’t get over how cool @gothgirl.bsky.social made me look!

IVE BEEN SAYING THIS!!!

Being dealt psychic damage while sitting in the park on a lovely summers day opposite a 20m tall sign saying LOVELY DAY FOR A GUINNESS Get thee behind me Satan!

Puppygirl asked me to demean her in bed but I panicked and told her she looks like she’s been worrying bins round the back of Spar

remember to get out of the house often. there are beautiful women out there

rebranding landlords' influence on housing policy as "off-white power"

“There's a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part … And you've got to put your bodies upon the gears, upon the wheels, upon the levers and upon all the apparatus and you've got to make it stop” - Mario Savio

becoming a RETVRN guy for when there was usually a Resident Evil or Underworld movie in the cinema at any given time

Hey Transbians, what level of brainworms are you presently on? The other day my friend asked me to put my cigarette out on her and audibly whimpered when I did and I refuse to discuss this with her because That Could Mean Anything, Maybe She’s Just Like That

Choosing to be a huge slut with low morals was absolutely the best decision I ever made

Seriously though, imagine being in a band with someone who can make things as amazing as this!?! I have the greatest friends and collaborators and my life rules!

I’m in a band with @gothgirl.bsky.social and we’re called Puddin! You can follow us here if you like! @puddin1916.bsky.social If youre in Dublin on July 25th you can come see us play with Problem Patterns and FightMilk! If not you should still tell Sin Well Done for making such a sick poster!

Ok, THIS is the one that hurt

one nation under goth

Genuinely don’t know where this came from, but I don’t wanna feel left out of all the fun

🔨✨ Happy Pride ✨🔨

Two of my oldest, most beautiful friends are getting married but have foolishly confused me bullshitting my way through a 4 hour Tuesday slot for free drinks 15 years ago with me knowing how to DJ and now I have just 2 1/2 months to work out how not to ruin their wedding. Shit.

Discords across the land presently blowing up

Platonically playing with fire just to see where it goes.

NOLA has survived for centuries in the middle of a swamp in the southern US by treating heat as a communal issue, not an individual discomfort. That’s why it looks like that. That’s why it acts like that. Ignoring that is why the levees broke.

Ugh. It started raining. Big fat droplets. Even the rain was warm.

This is only true in so far as the GOP didn’t need to single us out until recently. AIDS, housing and employment discrimination, DADT and marriage equality were also trans issues. Feminists were the only ones who saw us as a distinct political issue, everyone else just saw us as more faggots

I was in Paris during that heatwave. We then went down south. It was fucking brutal. I’d never experienced anything like it. It’s genuinely terrifying that we’re approaching this now, in Ireland, a famously not very hot country

Normally we just keep the industrial fan on for 80’s music video purposes, but today it was a medical necessity

The GIC subjected me to an unnecessary genital exam with no prior warning, the details of which were never written down When I said this to the NGS psychiatrist he insisted being told to strip naked and having two men fondle my balls for no apparent reason was normal, not sexual assault 👍 👍 👍

Listen, if you're too young to remember the peak of Cold War tensions, you just can't understand. The Soviets were pulling ahead. We could not allow a forcefem gap.

Sam Raimi is living proof that the true beating heart of cinema lies with running around the woods with the prettiest girl you know, your dumbest friend and your babiest brother. Godspeed you horrible little man!

Forgot to actually post this back when it happened