waiting to try fruity pebbles until i've tasted all the pre-existing kinds of pebble

there's so many sherlock/cthulhu mythos crossovers but nobody wants to hear me say that moriarty is a scarier antagonist than cthulhu. it's a hot take but I'm serious

i don't view people with the standard blue profile pic as individuals. y'all are like ants in a hill, all working toward the same goal of making me kill myself

Many people believe that the world is our description of it, and anything that doesn't map cleanly onto our words is some kind of evil alien deceiver

there should be a kamen rider who henshins into the same dude in a slightly different outfit and then just fucking slaps the shit out of you

gamer-proof vest

werner herzog voice:

within The LGBTQIA+ Community, a trans woman who only uses she/her and clearly say so in her bio will be they/themmed if she does something bad, including by other trans people. not only is this guaranteed, you will be seen as hysterical if you point it out. not a novel observation, but

Swamp thing You make my swamp sing You make everything swampy

Serpents who have the ability to be creamy

he's not gonna announce that he's dying/resigning. come on. it'll be something normal like we're invading venezuela, nationwide martial law, trans is now illegal, etc.

the notion that immortality would be a burden or a curse is nothing but cope from a bunch of bums who know they couldn't hack it. i'd be incredible at living forever

i just didn't think the next horst wessel would be named "big balls"

i am not worthless! just worth less!!

chronic penous insufficiency

The Painted World of Arthur Brown

thinking abt this again for some reason

i can't believe i got queerbaited by black clover lmao. I was right to detect a whiff of bleach. everyone who cites kubo as a primary influence is a devil, prove me wrong

unfortunately, no one on earth would be capable of stopping me from popping tiberium crystals in my mouth like green jolly ranchers

sitting down by the lake cheering and clapping whenever a fish jumps out of the water and does a big splash. great stuff. I couldn't do that

guaranteed exhaustion and headache every school day, upset stomach, trying to get sent home sick whenever i could get someone to pick me up, which wasn't often. the principal saw me in the nurse's office once and sneered, "oh, [deadname], you have so many problems. nobody else though, just you."

tokimeki memorial hospital

always thought it was kind of a shame that "jack links" was the name of a beef snack and not a service that helps dudes find chill bros to crank one out with

baribari. gushagusha. bakibaki. gokkun

yuri dynamic: girl whose ass is grass x girl who's the lawnmower

Nothing will ever be better than getting to be a cool girl

I actually hate how many games now have some kind of daily login bonus/weekly quests system like a gacha or an mmo, even when they're single player. it doesn't make me want to play more, it just makes me resentful and anxious about missing stuff I don't even really care about

a racing game where the title theme is tracy chapman's fast car

someone must control your mind you're the one

people only ever imagine using genetic manipulation for nazi stuff like "what if we eliminated autism" instead of things that would be objective moral goods, like "what if everyone could have a prostate"

Breathe Wrong® Mouth Strips

Kendrick two thirds through a song talking in some kind of robotic mantra voice: You was in the club without clarity of purpose Apple Bottom jeans the fruit of the loom of the serpent Drinking Flaming Homers had you ignorant to Corinthians In tavern sip and sin like father figure of Simpsons

these guys are so delusional. the trajectory of history is actually going to be like this [joke]

Mennerd Po'boy Jemp Rustly Hanase Hanase Urusai Mighk Document Hampered Sipsmith The Marchioness

when you were put under pressure to perform as a child--whatever 'perform' meant in your context--you can end up the kind of person for whom self-hatred/harm/punishment as a response to perceived failure feels natural, and failing to do those things feels genuinely like a kind of dereliction of duty

Clarold Stovetoucher Milvus Concubine Stepher Erstwarnung Bink Pleat Refresco "The Marten" Marthelemy Bohemia Moravia Yuury Scud Piffy Offenbar Gark Dally Mump Flensington Apres-moi Yeave ...and Jolf

nobody on here right now is doing it like may is doing it. thank you

"you should care about trans people bc they'll come for you next" right but what if you just cared about trans people?

just got back from my surgery consult. the doctor said they can't do an orchi because the microplastics in my balls have coalesced into a thick protective layer "like the chernobyl sarcophagus"

someone must control your mind you're the one

Hear me out...

this probably sounds stupid but i've actually found that the biggest predictor of whether someone will be interested in buddhist thought is whether or not they find the premise that there is no such thing as a really-existing self to be bleak nihilism

if her cock is small, that just means her heart is that much bigger to compensate

Random thought: The Handler/Pilot dynamic that's really popular rn is basically directly transposable onto a Vampire/Thrall dynamic

somebody told me they were trying to attack & disrespect me on this app but it didn't work. they just kept getting a message that said "this user is protected by divine grace". that's crazy.... But it makes sense