If you peed in Sinkdog would she be angry because it’s not her intended purpose or would she be happy she has more uses than previously thought

when you bully me remember who youre hurting

shrek 2 is a transsexual film

drip fed

northernlion is lowkirkestrogenuinely the oracle of delphi for cancelling the supercruise before the thing with the hentaivirus

getting high and smelling girlfriend shirt is good

i like to think of myself as somewhere between doll and brick. a dick, if you will

on a zoo date with my amazing pretty girlfriend and i saw cute birds and beeg fibsh and so.many pretty plants and also i got a little snack and a dino melon juice i am thriving so fucking hard right now

having a very gay weekend :)

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dawg im never asking for a handjob from a clowngirl again, my penis is tied into the shape of a balloon dog!!!

this is me in chicago rn

oh fuck babe you got girlfriend material all over my face

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

a friend of my mom and her boyfriend had someone throw a tank of gasoline at their campfire as they were camping over the weekend, and it'd be nice if anyone could help donate gofund.me/e568f49bb

playing magic with my sweetheart @dykeanthrope.dog

Der #FCSP hat erstmals den "Peace Prize" in den USA verliehen. Mit der Auszeichnung würdigen wir Menschen und Initiativen, die sich für Solidarität, Teilhabe und ein respektvolles Miteinander einsetzen. Erster Preisträger: Wes Burdine, Betreiber der "Black Hart of St. Paul" in Minnesota.

got a new bike :)

who up yipping at they wife

uncritical support to florida pisswoman

linux users are some kind of pervert

making my chaser friend listen to stomach book and femtanyl and i fear how effective her game is gonna be

yuri is traveling 7 hours to deliver your sick girlfriend soup

made my first bot for fluxer :3 github.com/PerpetualPos...

When people's identities are labeled “not match relevant,” we all have to speak up. We’re calling on @stlcitysc.com to do better. Stand with us. #allforcity

Valentine cuties 🩷🩷 #furryart

getting new tattoos would fix me

Femme lesbian into puppy girls with a tattoo that says “Bitch bait”

I wonder how long it’ll take to build Rome

if i could be cured of depression i would be so goddamn powerful

Virginia Opossum (Didelphis virginiana) Family Didelphidae Range: Nearctic, Neotropic (North America) IUCN status: Least Concern

Training is irrelevant when all you’re here to do is kill. Please, for fuck sake, grow a goddamn spine.

They are fucking murderers

happy new year!!

watching hit movie christmas mail and taking a shot every time the lockheed martin logo is on screen

It’s her season

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“AI is ok as long as it’s not taking anyone’s job” and whose work is it trained on. Did you forget that it’s a bunch of stolen fucking shit? Are we moving the goalposts already? “it’s sticking around so you have to get used to it, be realistic” no I don’t. Eat my shit and hair

puppy the duck

i will become #1 at traumatizing cops so help me god

sforzando becoming my most problematic would

also if you beat prisonball you get the coolest achievement ever so you should do that

unbeatable game is quite possibly new favorite game even though its evil and shoves you into a rhythm section while you’re still crying. 100% worth the years of waiting.

some critics will say that the writing in unbeatable is "corny" or "reminds them of life is strange" but any lesbian will tell you that seeing a prompt for pumpernickel and immediately having a character say "pumpered nickel" is the realest shit in the world.

i love my wife

my beautiful wife’s city just got supported in my fav transit app, topping the charts at 0 points 😎