Hey you guys, TikTok just showed me a hip new speakeasy we should go to for $10 filets. Have you ever heard of *checks notes* …Players Gentleman Club?

*rips bong* …They never had Prince do the theme song to a Bond movie and I… it hurts. At least we got the Batman soundtrack.

This is how they played The First of Us

I got this new phone for Christmas and it does this VERY annoying thing of having completely wrong album covers for any music I upload on it. But I also find it funny how it somehow can’t completely impact the power that is the discography of Black Milk (and Black Keys for some reason)

Morticia Addams 2026. "Fanatics DYING to me, how gleefully morbid." Tish won the character of the month for January, so here's my new take on her.

Just up and awake….

Mans talking to an imaginary man in a bunny suit. Maybe just maybe sometimes therapy is the worst decision #TheHuntingParty

I do believe it is a “mediocre Little Caesars combo and Scrubs” night

Start the new year right and get yourself a spicy commission!

The way the year is going, the new season of Scrubs will probably reveal that the reason JD has constant day dreams is because of a brain tumor.

Good morning.

❤️❤️❤️ RENEE NICOLE GOOD ❤️❤️❤️

Tubi, the one streaming service where Lady Vengeance shares the same database as something called “Studs vs. Fems.” That’s true community. A true Criterion Collection.

Seriously, this was a cool scene in the final chapter. Do read the ALT texts here. They're a doozy and quite important.

Have you guys read Static: Season One from @definitelyvita.bsky.social , @chriscross.bsky.social, and @nikolasdraperivey.bsky.social? I would say it was prescient to the times we're living in now, but truth be told, it reflected what was happening to Black Lives Matter protesters. History repeats.

Elizabeth Catlett, "Mother and Child," lithograph, 1944. #art #lithograph #printmaking #blackandwhite #bw #femaleartist #blackculture #africanamerican #museum #artgallery #mother

False fire alarms. The sure… (sigh) fire way to finally finding out who your neighbors are after being a hermit for several rental periods.

The way AI was used to mislead a whole bunch of folks yesterday has to be talked about too at some point.

The United States is an abusive boyfriend, for sure. Broke, broken, and violent.

They’re really pulling from the “shoot an unarmed black person” defense tactic files to justify an unarmed white soccer mom being shot in the face. If that doesn’t say how cooked everything is then I don’t know what you to tell you, man.

Make it viral.

The folks on Fox News found out the victim was also lesbian poet with pronouns in her IG bio and emphasized those facts like they were a part of the reason for her execution. I can’t, man.

Dwayne McDuffie never lied.

It… really has only been eight days into the new year. Eight.

ICE killed an American citizen.

The sick grin Swerve gave at the sight of Hangman committing OSHA violations.

Hangman and Swerve take over! #AEWDynamite

Why is this man named Jake Doyle lol?

Just like THAT! #AEWDynamite

I give it about a year before Bari Weiss personally tries to greenlight a FBI spin-off focusing on ICE.

Art by Daniel Warren Johnson.

Give me things to draw

Mox

In these times of loneliness, may you find the friends you need - regular or kinky (if that’s what your soul also needs)

Before I brave the sleet to go see the ping-pong movie a white boy drill rap persuaded me to go see, I have to ask - Does Tyler The Creator actually act or should be I be expecting a 1950s Loiter Squad sketch when he pops up?

When the UberEats delivery folks start recognizing you, you know it’s time to start cooking more.

Nah, the McRib actually being chitlins is a plot twist for the ages 😂😂😂😂

The Last Duel, where Matt Damon looks like he wrestles in a backyard wrestling federation after his shift at an Arkansas 7-11 and Ben Affleck looks like he’s about to write a parasocial letter to Eminem.

New “double feature” goal just dropped…

Lil poetry for your morning ideations.

back to work

Hiring an Etsy witch this year to help me find the spicy people who either buy spicy art or welcome in sheltered introverts.

He played one muhfugga, anoher muhfugga and then a vampire version of THAT muhfugga. THATS TWO AND A HALF MUFUGGAS!! and he ain’t get no trophy?!

Get you something spicy commissioned for the new year!

In these trying times of pet ownership, rising rent, and being shackled to car repair payments, I’m sorry to say that the price of brick is going up for the next year. If you’re interested, shoot me an email or DM on here.

The ridiculous that is the Ms. Pat Show…

It's 6:30 AM and I'm weeping at a man pretending to play an invisible guitar. Wrestling is good #njwk20