Last time I checked I was the man in these streets. Call me residue I leave blow on these beats.

Bari Weiss is killing stories the right way. by Ezra Klein

Bill Clinton really pulled a Homelander.

Sad Christmas songs >

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Nobody ever accused these fools of being smart

Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day "I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off. There's silence for a second. "Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."

Guys, this might be a bold take but I think Audi Crooks is good at basketball

Only packing essentials for my eventual trip to Orlando

What do they do? What do they do?

Let's dig in the crates for this one.

Tottenham and Southern Fried Tottenham

White people, if you promise to stop singing Mo Bamba then the Black Delegation will return Fleetwood Mac to you.

So both times Jake Paul boxed someone who was in relative boxing shape, he got rocked. So we're done pretending he's a thing, right? Maybe his big bro can get him a job at WWE.

Oh his jaw is broken.

Jake Paul got knocked out last night?

They're getting the bricks ready in Tuscaloosa

If you’re about to watch Oklahoma for the first time this year, let me give you a preview of what kind of ball you’re about to see

👑 #26HoopClass #mystics #wnba

The betrayal I feel from Allisha's answer. I never.

Snoopy was smooth with it here

Nothing wrong with a post gym treat, right?

No. They don’t. And it’s really upsetting that most of the people that don’t understand that are members of the media reporting on the “economic job growth” produced by data centers

Toyotathon Theory is real

The obvious ones here is healthcare, but I want to highlight a lesser known consequence of the white-lash against Obama. In 2009, Obama's homeland security secretary, Janet Napolitano, released an internal report that stated that the greatest threat to America was not foreign, but domestic.

They got Capone. They will absolutely get you.

Muslim mayor, Catholic pope & Black cultural/artistic pillar used their powers to bring spiritual peace (Knicks title) to Jewish New Yorkers (mentally ill Knicks fans who've known nothing but suffering). Cuomo could never.

Zohran’s already turned the Knicks into champions, this guy can do anything.

The Knicks won a best of 1 tournament after qualifying via round robin tournament. Their fans should absolutely be celebrating. If my Spurs win, I would be INSUFFERABLE today. I hope they hang a banner too.

The Spurs lost the same way we always lose. The children build a lead, and panic when the other team starts battling back. But they showed promise. We're officially contenders.

Nathan Grey (X-Man, not Cable). Honorable mentions: Everett Thomas (Synch), Alex Summers (Havok), Lucas Bishop (Bishop), and Monet St Croix (M).

Tom Morello really put his foot in this boss track for Final Fantasy XIV

And sometimes why Nothing is for sure Nothing is for certain

Who am I? Bo Hagen, BME representater. haven't seen a nigga who enter this cold as the winter

Rico. KENNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Venture capitalism ruined the internet.

You are (you are) a loner (loner) marijuana endorphins make you stronger (stronger)

Let the flames begin into Miracle is such a seamless transition

I think, if the league wants fans to care about the NBA Cup, they should encourage teams to raise banners for it. The fans like it and it makes other fans want to raise their own.

Elle 😭

Go Spurs, Go.

PATCH DAY PATCH DAY PATCH DAY IT'S WRESTLING TIIIIIIME www.twitch.tv/squidsena

So I assume we're about to enter the "public rehabilitation of a Trump ally because they're taking badly about a regime they directly supported" phase of the program?

this made my soul ache

Going from Thunder vs Spurs to Rockets vs Nuggets is like watching two different sports

THAT'S MY GOAT