do u think any of the players for the minnesota vikings would think im hot

do they got a feed of fat bitches on here

@Survivors will i ever feel sexy again what do i need to do to make sexuality feel normal asking for me, my therapist told me to get a new therapist…

firing a big gun in the air that says my tits are big now

hey

AI still can’t do this

this is still the best video on youtube youtu.be/vUz9xCTOPRw?...

In Normandy, once American infantry squads discovered a bazooka shot to the rear of a Panther or Tiger was basically a kill shot, they got so excited they often had to be restrained by their officers to not chase after them when they retreated

3 months ago today

i’m going to kill napoleon by force feeding him luxe boxes from taco bell in return for all the habsburg gold

If you get banned for making death threats about living people, and you get banned for making death threats about recently-dead people, we need to suss out the exact line for which it's OK to threaten a dead person. So, Iry-Hor, predyanstic king of Upper Egypt c. 3170 BC: I'm gonna kill you!

Ok guys I’m DESPERATE #crowdfund #mutualaid #transcrowdfund chuffed.org/project/1529...

you must have cast a spell on me with that princess wand of yours

if democracy is so good how come we never got to democracy 3

if u live in ohio ur a coastal elite to me

Watch this Titans TD, TRUST ME. You cannot predict ball.

what would be the hottest father son duos to get tag teamed by, i think the ken griffeys still have it for me but the vladimir guerreros are gaining ground

VLAD JR!!!!!!

vikings continue to be undefeated in england

the difference between me and the vikings defense is i would never let a man go untouched through my holes

this is actually what peak performance looks like

So I can pay for my lobotomy, at Claire's

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

remember when jesse singal posted me to his twitter while he was encouraging his fans to sign up for bsky, that sure didn’t make me feel safe

so i got raped and completely forgot i’ve been on hormones for 4 years now…

reminder that i have perfect tits

if u think im hot u legally have to tell me

I finally found the only good podcast

i think a lot about how that man saw me crying and nonverbal and unable to move for like 20 minutes and was like i know, we need to work out what her boundaries are by seeing how many times i can spank her as hard as i can

I will react to anyone talking seriously about AI personhood the same way I reacted to my friend's dad growing up in Oklahoma telling me that the world is 6,000 years old

you could fully militarize the entire english speaking world right now by posting some shit like ‘taylor swift and charli xcx are actually the same person in a different font but none of you are ready for that conversation’

𝘳𝘦𝘸𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥

oh these slurs? they’re pretend. we use them against rocks. not people. don’t think too hard about whether or not bigots think the recipients of their hate are fully human or not, different thing entirely

u actually can’t say cl*nker unless ur a robot girl reclaiming it 😤

they’re quoting ur ass in the quote skeets rn

need a divorced dad to ravage me like he’s been ravaged by family court

i need a movie that’s gonna make me cry, no funny business tho, do NOT tell me to watch come and see

charlie kirk would be such a beautiful name for a girl

you couldn’t even do operation barbarossa today, because of the woke atom bomb

we need to get barack obama on here so we can do a real posters strike

i’m a socially conservative communist, i think all trans people should have to change their names to charlie kirk

the woke mlb can make everyone wear jackie robinson’s jersey but they refuse to put everyone in the lineup as charlie kirk 🇺🇸⚾️🦅 like and subscribe to water the tree of liberty with the blood of tyrants

NO KINGS means no title registration im chucking my tesla in the boston harbor

the dmv REFUSED to write charlie kirk on my drivers license because it’s “not my legal name” smdh wokeness must be stopped

growing bigger tits while adam silver stands just off screen saying “get ready to sweat buddy”

is it good or bad for society that when mark sanchez gets stabbed all the replies to adam schefter are about democrat run cities and the skin color of the assailant

bill belichick’s 24 year old girlfriend is gonna be so sad today