Men! Rick är i Uppsala. youtu.be/ykSj8iOoIL8?...

I've always loved Philip Glass. Now I love him more.

erlang-nat 0.5.2 released - NAT traversal library for Erlang/OTP New: Port mapping lifecycle manager with auto-renewal, event system for IP changes, full UPnP/NAT-PMP/PCP support Docs: benoitc.github.io/erlang-nat/ Git: github.com/benoitc/erla... #erlang #elixir #opensource #networking #nat #p2p

Looking for a new opportunity. Hit me up if you're looking for someone to help build a delightful Developer Productivity Team and/or CI Infrastructure. I'm also very open to getting back into Elixir development.

I've opened up my page with my #SNES #Lemmings2 programming Diary. My Patreon's got access to this almost 2 years ago! I'm thinking about doing a new programming Diary, one that's a little more in depth on daily tasks... lemmings.info/lemmings-2-s...

No reason open.spotify.com/track/5U1Uqr...

iommap simple Memory-mapped file I/O NIF for #Erlang focusing on I/0 operations web: github.com/benoitc/erla... doc: hexdocs.pm/iommap/readm...

Walz: "To Americans who are watching this, I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal govt that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such govt?"

Introducing Dirty Arbiters: a separate process pool for long-running, blocking work (AI model loading, heavy computation) so HTTP workers stay fast in #Gunicorn. Inspired by Erlang’s dirty schedulers. github.com/benoitc/guni... Landing in 25.0.0 🚀

I think today I had my first instance of somebody assuming some artwork was AI-generated because it had a .ai file extension. That's the file extension Adobe Illustrator has used since 1987.

Jag kommer aldrig att acceptera att "lämna" används som ett intransitivt verb.

we're doing another elixir/beam café get-together in paris for feb 5th at 7:30pm. it'll be chill and multilingual. still finding a place for it, let me know if you know of a good place! for now, hold the date! if you reply here, i'll be sure to ping you when we have more information! #myelixirstatus

couchbeam, an #Erlang client for Apache #CouchDB version 2.0.0 has been released. Built on hackney 2.0, native JSON, streaming views and changes feeds, and a simplified architecture. Many improvements since 1.x. Enjoy! github.com/benoitc/couc... doc: hexdocs.pm/couchbeam/

hackney, an HTTP client for #Erlang applications version 2.0.0 has been released. This finalizes the 2.0 architecture with HTTP/2, HTTP/3, WebSockets, and a redesigned connection pool. Many new features and bug fixes since beta. Enjoy! github.com/benoitc/hack... doc: hexdocs.pm/hackney/2.0....

Can someone explain to me, why the "Basic" version of the ACM DL only gives me a link to a crappy "eReader" but the pro version includes link to the PDF? Did they build "eReader" just to frustrate users? Greasemonkey script to the rescue... but why?

The assumption that it is fine to update your app whenever you feel like it is absolute trash. I'm on a train. Don't want to download Discord right now. It just downloads a cavalcade of updates. At least when slow give me me a skip button. I'm trying to use the damn thing.

Eat shit

Our final presentation video. Sam Aaron takes us all the way out. Lighting the fire of making music with code in all of us. What a blast. Thank you for enduring these releases. #goatmire will aspire to be quiet until we have something new to share. goatmire.bold.video/v/e85qw #elixirlang

I was thinking since Goatmire Elixir turned out pretty good I should maybe do another one. 30th of Sep - 2nd of Oct this year. We have a list to notify you about the progress and when tickets drop, getting on that list also helps indicate interest. www.goatmire.com #elixirlang #goatmire

This one was a rave/talk combination with heavy emphasis on the RAVE part 🤘

Recent events have my heart quite heavy. I was told to never mention my views/politics as a content creator. I'd "lose half of my audience." I don't care. I'm not aligned with hate. Anyone who feels bothered by that can find another show. I don't need them. More importantly, I don't want them.

Looking for people to follow. Are there devs here on Gleam / Elixir / Erlang / FP? If you post or build real stuff, I’m here. #gleam #elixir #erlang #fp

erlang-rocksdb 2.5.0, #Erlang wrapper for #RocksDB, has been released: posting list V2 with roaring bitmaps for fast set operations, postings resource API for ~0.1μs lookups, enhanced TTL support with column families, and bug fixes: github.com/EnkiMultimed... doc: hexdocs.pm/rocksdb/read... Enjoy!

hackney, an HTTP client for #Erlang applications version 2.0.0-beta.1 has been released . new features: websockets, HTTP/2, HTTP/3 . The connection pool has been completely redesigned for more performances. Enjoy! github.com/benoitc/hack... doc : hexdocs.pm/hackney/2.0....

This keyboard is actually an entire computer. Just plug it into a monitor and you’re set.

For those of you who weren't there, three thousand years ago: youtu.be/gbZbkdHrst8 #atari #adventure #games

Elixir is already powering companies like Discord and Pinterest. It helps businesses reduce costs, improve process efficiency, and speed up time to market.💪 Here are five reasons why Elixir is a game-changer for businesses. ➡️ erlang-solutions.com/blog/5-ways-...

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Internet killed the video star Internet killed the video star YouTube came and broke your heart Put the blame on AI Cars > MTV Music, MTV 80s, MTV 90s, Club MTV and MTV Live will all stop broadcasting after 31 December, the BBC understands. www.bbc.com/news/article...

In the late 90s a synthesis engine was built - so powerful, it was separated from its language & set free. Today, running in an AudioWorklet it survives as a soldier of sound. If you have a web page... if you need real-time synthesis... maybe you can call SuperSonic. sonic-pi.net/supersonic/d...

Tristan Sloughter is one of the most impactful maintainers in the BEAM world. Everyone writing Elixir, Erlang, or Gleam has greatly benefitted from his work, without a doubt. I'm now sponsoring him, and if you're a BEAMer I think you should too! github.com/sponsors/tsl...

Always agree with the last sycophantic autocrat who came round to flatter you.

If everything Rob Pike created vanished overnight, the Internet would stop working. If everything AI created vanished overnight, we’d all breathe a huge sigh of relief and get on with our lives.

Show me what you can do with just a pen!

From teaching code through music to live, collaborative systems where humans and AI improvise together - watch @samaaron.bsky.social keynote's to explore rhythm, concurrency, and what it truly means to work in time, not just at the same time.

I just realised after many years, that one of the most important core differences between Ruby & Elixir is: - In Elixir killing a process is normal & planned & safe. - In Ruby killing a thread is dangerous & leads to all sort of troubles. This diff has everlasting impacts on code design & update

It’s that time of the year where Home Alone is going to be on tv a bunch. As relatives go “they should have had a battery powered alarm” and make other judgments on the family’s lack of responsibility in forgetting their kid, get a better source to learn from what happened. ferd.ca/home-alone-a...

You can't use generative AI ethically because it's built on stolen work.

In these times of RAM shortage, let's keep this on repeat! #heyhey16k #ram youtu.be/IagZIM9MtLo

Well... this hasn't aged well has it? 😂

What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. (I need a hobby)

Imagine someone stole all your shit and then you give them a billion dollars.

Sam Aaron introduces Tau5. The motor block and frame for what will hold a new sound engine and beyond that do things Sonic Pi never could. Doubling down on Elixir. Sam did speak twice at the conference so more to come! goatmire.bold.video/v/4e68e #goatmire #elixirlang

What defines a correct program? What education makes a good programmer? The answer depends on what culture of programming you subscribe to! This has been a long time in the making, but my open access book on the history of programming is available for pre-order! www.cambridge.org/core/books/c...

Did you know that the Complete ZX Spectrum source code has been uploaded to Internet Archive by Timex. It was written by Nine Tiles on Zilog Development Studio and Timex obtained the same software. A bit dry but there is a FART joke in there. See the last file. archive.org/details/time...

Nothing like the Champion of Free Speech blocking, free speech because he doesn't like the rules applying to him.

Happy Anniversary, Erlang!! cc @theerlef.bsky.social See archive.is/TVnf9