i hurt someone. a lot. someone who wanted more than friendship. someone in a lot of pain and without support to help them. i fear i’ve just added to this reservoir of hurt. i tried my best. i wish them the best.

so what’s the deal with github ? ya im late to the party, im not chronically online like you. so is it agentic load or is msft vibe coding too much of the platform ?

Thanks everyone who went to ElixirConf EU, you guys were amazing. I talked about building a mulltiplayer game server using Elixir/OTP. The video will eventually be out and I'll be sure to link to it. I'll be at Goatmire next, not presenting but fully "present" to experience the goating and miring.

success, particularly professional success, is a lot less related to happiness than i had once thought.

i've used a bunch of lisp-like languages but never clojure. stumbled across this new video and it seems really high quality. kind of strange actually. it seems legit and i'm enjoying it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y24v...

Gleam being so small you could learn it in just a couple afternoons with the online language tour, give it a try! tour.gleam.run

im pressed on time to do work and i've run out of diskspace. this is the equivalent of needing to print something for a meeting and the printer goes on the fritz #whyme

sometimes i wish i can make a commit "intent", like, a pre-commit message saying what im trying to do. i have their super weird experience where once im done coding, i flush all memory of what i'm doing and have to look at diffs to remember. you'd think i was making large commits, but nope. just me?

Selection process for Goatmire has been brutal. Not everything is buttoned up yet but we should be able to let people know quite soon. I am so excited for the line-up and I think we had cut an entire very solid 1-day conference in the process. oof #goatmire #elixirlang

after moving in with my french gf, i wonder how y’all get enough coffee. i’m used to the teaspoon on the top. imagine using then one on the right for measuring your caffeine vehicle? no wonder y’all complain all the time

i need more coffee so badly this morning as evidenced by the fact that i can’t find my coffee mug that i was drinking from not an hour ago #coffee

kind of insane how last few chess candidates, people are wrong about who’ll win. makes magnus' previous domination even more impressive. #chess

there are days where i feel like i have nothing to share. so voilà here we are. ive been unproductive for the last week, living life as if i were a carefree student. that ends tomorrow morning. or afternoon, just as soon as i get up. and have coffee. definitely after coffee. just wait and see!

Did you know that Gleam is so small that all of its keywords can neatly fit on a postcard? And only two thirds of those are actually used today

secure attachment style test: you can take a break during cleaning time and not be afraid of getting yelled at

im in bed chilling during work hours. do i feel guilty? not at all! i’ve found the perfect excuse. I’m Background Processing!

#adhd story, so i couldn't refill my allergy pills because my executive function not functioning. 3 days after trying to get out to the pharmacy, i give up and decide im quitting my pills. the side effect is itchy skin for like 2 weeks. oh its HORRIBLE. i just want to get out of my skin, literally!

i love this quote: I was aware of the…far-right who have always opposed same-sex marriage and…trans-identifying adults, but I didn’t expect the “reasonable” right to join their ranks so quickly. lol when everyone you’re hanging with are asses, you’re probably an ass

them: time heals all wounds also: trauma is past stuff from even CHILDHOOD that you keep replaying me: well, fuck

This deflection to make everything about republicans is just learned helplessness. Go find a way to end the recess and impeach this madman. Move on it like you have any soul left preserve.

now with my agent swarm and repository of 300+ skills and pre/post edit/commit hooks, the barrier to coding is literally ZERO! guys- the barrier to coding was pretty much always zero. and the funniest part is if you spent half the time you do on tweaking your md files, you’d be a decent coder.

6 more days to submit your talk for Goatmire (Elixir + Nerves/Embedded Elixir) !! I haven't reached my recruitment quota and @lawik.bsky.social can be really mean, so please help me! (Just kidding, he's a nice guy) Check it out, come over to Sweden and have a swell time! www.goatmire.com

MDR !

i got a fun question! whats the one piece of advice you'd give someone starting their very first job? or wish you received when you first started? i'll go first: the ladder is a trap. it sucks climbing it the whole time and there is no cake. bonus: it's never worth it to work with assholes #career

i think we give "careers" too much weight and it limits us. we can do and get paid for what we want. coding, marketing, product, games, medical research. i did those and never got a degree in a single one. ofc not for highly regulated practices like doctors, but biological research? why not #hottake

From LinkedIn, of course. I told them about APL from 1960, 2 tokens: ⍳5

For most of my life, I didn't have long hair. I don't think my experience is unique in that my motivation to wash my hair varies as an inverse polynomial in relation to its length. All that to say, I don't want to shower today!! 😭 #hair #curls

People are complaining that the Artemis mission costs too much at 4.1 billion USD per launch. How many days of war against Iran is that? 2? www.space.com/nasa-artemis...

the existential dread of having dinner at home #elixirstatus

when i don’t understand something, i go to my faith and call it a demon. soon we’ll be weighing people against ducks. #jdvance #holygrail

Regarding the [Axios hack](thehackernews.com/2026/03/axio...), sometimes I'm so glad that I'm lazy as shit for updating my system. Common wisdom is to update often to cover discovered security flaws but with these zero-day vulnerabilities, I'll stick to being lazy. Besides, it is the lazy choice

a good manager for me is someone who is respectful, direct, and leaves me the fuck alone. this may be terrible for you. there’s no such thing i as a good manager, only a good manager for you. but there are, however, rotten people.

Happy trans visibility day with my favourite @gleam.run easter egg 💖

i usually dont repost my fediverse posts but cba to upload photos twice. doesn't mean i don't love y'all. thanks to @lawik.bsky.social for the t-shirt !

transgender people will always exist as long as the concept of gender exists. just the same way homosexuality will always exist as long as sexual orientation exists. no amount of law or oppression will change that.

god, these recruiting posts. "it's your chance to shape the narrative" - is it just me or does it make it sound like we're about to do something bad but we can spin it to the market? we're doomed, folks

silver lining, maybe we’ll use less oil if we don’t get so much oil?

I've noticed #Codeberg has been running slow the last few days and looks like its down at the moment. I hope it's because more people are joining instead of using GitHub or some other #bigtech platform. That's a price I'm willing to pay! Ya, shitty publicity right? Well, fuck you! ❤️

Haven't streamed in a while, time to fix that! www.twitch.tv/giacomo_cava...

This was a nice reminder from GitHub it also helped me figure out how to remove copilot entirely from the web UI 😇

i got a lot of friends that love to do that whole home automation thing. like a real luddite, i still get up and flip a switch for my lights. can someone explain to me the appeal? is there some killer feature that you couldn't do without? #homeautomation #homeassistant

I'm having my first coffee of the day. It's kind of the best coffee of the day. Unless you make shit coffee, but that's on you.

i try to do something im happy to put out into the world each day (often i fail!) before i get into my regular work. today i worked on some edits to Learn You a Haskell, just minor edits but still feels good. and the folks maintaining it are super nice! github.com/learnyouahas... #haskell

randomly, i could really go for a slice of new york pizza right now. just forget everything else, get the roof of the mouth burn but it was all worth it. make that two slices.

from what i can tell, elon musk made fake numbers up in tweets to get the twitter valuation down. not surprising. glad he was found liable. stop supporting his companies, he’s a dick. variety.com/2026/digital...

i'm singing with a choir near paris. not my regular choir but it should be fun! feel free to drop in, it's free. it's classical music, like durante, purcell, and saint-saëns. sunday, march 29, 2026 at 17h at église sainte-colombe, 5 rue jaume, chevilly-larue #choir

so bytedance's seedance2 creates hollywood quality videos and hollywood is suing because it trained off their content. same folks that have a deal with openai. they’re fine just as long as its not their data. they also use ai in their pipeline. who said you can’t have your cake and eat it too?

the birds are almost all gone, get yours now!

Online Nerves meetup tomorrow (Thursday), sounds like fun. For those that don't know, Nerves is for embedded programming using Elixir. We're promised some exotic devices tomorrow, I can't wait to see! Join up to check it out! Registration link here: luma.com/7rlhafg2

Goatmire was the most fun conference I've ever been to. It's Elixir + Nerves, which is already cool, but I think it's really the vibes that made it great last year. Talks are super varied. It's in a literal theatre and really has that feeling of watching a production rather than a dull conference.