Looking for a new opportunity. Hit me up if you're looking for someone to help build a delightful Developer Productivity Team and/or CI Infrastructure. I'm also very open to getting back into Elixir development.

This cynicism brought to you by Now™️. Now… it’s like Then, but worse

@determinate.systems are you planning on updating the your nixos-iso to 25.11?

Next year I’m dressing up as DNS

Permanently banned by Ticketmaster for being 87000th in line for tickets to No Doubt and had the audacity to leave my house and switch to cellular while I waited. Permanently banned from buying tickets to anything. Happy birthday to me

Wet Leg killed it last night

Rained all day

THE GENESIS DEVICE HAS THE WORST UX OF ALL TIME! Giant concentric cylinders with an ultra smooth chrome finish? A count down from 999 that is actually 4 minutes? WTF unit is that? Can't be aborted? I've been mad about this since I even knew what UX was.

At the smallest of venues to grab on to third wave as hard as I can and hold it for as long as possible

IYKYK

OMG this bar is playing Scotty Doesn’t Know

I had the best dream last night. It was Andor, but 100% Luthen, and Luthen was Nathan Fielder.

I really enjoyed @jamesgunn.bsky.social’s Superman, but when I was browsing the cast list on IMDb later and saw that Otis’ last name was “Berg”, that was it… he wins and I’m all in on his DCU

That’s where we are now? That I can’t in good conscience pay for the service that gives me Star Trek?!

Dear Apple Weather app, can’t you just show me both Fahrenheit and Celsius?

Sleepy Birb

Clueless is back in theaters for its 30th anniversary next weekend (June 29). If you’re the person who needed to know this, you’re welcome.

In my super red AZ town, no kings is outnumbering the counter-protesters at least 15:1, but they have a megaphone. If that’s not a metaphor…

These magnetic joycons are sick!

Hot Fuzz is so good

An all time classic @seancribbs.bsky.social

our "Future" is "woke", according to a recent poll()

Welp. This is my life now

Things I hate about Apple Music:

never ask a distributed systems engineer what time it is

Sleepy birb

Two days in the making. It’s almost 🍕o’clock

#Elixir friends: Join me for another live coding stream at https://twitch.tv/seanicuscode! We will continue our development of https://github.com/seancribbs/hardhat, focusing on tests and circuit breakers. Join me at 3:30pm CDT! https://everytimezone.com/s/e3331dfc #myelixirstatus #WeBeamTogether