Seen on Facebook. This must be bizarro @tomchansky.bsky.social 's wheels.

images that I think of at least once weekly

Good Lord, the Rangers bullpen is an absolute shit show. I mean, I'll take it, but it's almost not fair that Lorenzen pitched so well and the bullpen imploded. Yet again.

It's #MLBPlayerRespect time for the #CLEvsTEX series. This one's easy: Michael Lorenzen. Shohei Ohtani he ain't, but Lorenzen is a legit MLB SP who can also serve as a bench outfielder if you want him to. He's played 34 MLB games as an OF, been used as a PH 29 times. I love versatile ballplayers.

Good news, everyone! Now you can watch the most painful game in Cleveland baseball history whenever you want! And when YouTube is done with that, maybe they can punch me in the throat or pour sugar in my gas tank. Super. Thanks.

Their album is really good, but their live performance here is phenomenal.

I forgot to make my #MLBPlayerRespect post for the #CLEvsCWS series. It's Erick Fedde. I can't help but admire when a high draft pick who's struggled in the majors goes overseas and figures it out instead of sulking or quitting. Fedde dominated the KBO in '23 and has looked good so far in '24.

Weezer dropped The Blue Album 30 years ago today. Say what you will about their later work, but the first two albums were just about perfect.

How many handshakes to Hitler? Let's see... 0. Me 1. Mike DeWine 2. GHW Bush 3. Prescott Bush 4. Fritz Thyssen 5. Hitler There's probably a quicker path somewhere that I don't know about.

Having forgotten the #LAAvsCLE series is over, I've got a replacement #MLBPlayerRespect choice for #DETvsCLE. Mark Canha. Never really celebrated; just gets on base, plays four positions, and hits 20 HR/162 games. Can even play 3B in a pinch. Got hit by 55 pitches in '21-'22. That's a team guy.

This seems like a good idea, and I'll play along. My #MLBPlayerRespect pick for the #LAAvsCLE series is Adam Cimber. Not because he's a former Cleveland player*, but because he's a fine pitcher despite a fastball that sits around 85 MPH. Submariners are the best. (* - That doesn't hurt, of course.)

I just heard someone who didn't appear to be kidding call tofu "toe food", and that's the best not-real expression I've heard in a very long time.

When your boss's boss calls herself "kinda slow sometimes" and you respond "you and me both", you have started a gang. A slow gang. And when that happens, you need some mascots. So you ask your friendly neighborhood AI for an image. And you get this. SLOW GANG!

I'm beginning to suspect these campus protests are headed towards a Kent State or Jackson State situation, complete with people unironically saying that if the students didn't want to get dead, they shouldn't have expressed dissatisfaction with current policy.

Hunter Gaddis as a starting pitcher: 7.68 ERA, 11 home runs and 33 runs allowed in 38.2 IP. Hunter Gaddis as a relief pitcher: 1.21 ERA, 2 home runs and 3 runs allowed in 22.1 IP. I've never been happier to be wrong about a guy. Gaddis as a starter was horrific, but he's found his role.

Sorry, folks, river's closed. Moose outside shoulda told ya.

I do not have the capacity, as a human being or as a Cleveland Guardians fan, to see Josh Naylor and not immediately think of Wario.

TIRED: saying something is bad or sucks WIRED: saying something is “diapertown” or that things “are heading for diapertown”

Howard hasn't had a worse night in Ohio since The Duck landed in Cleveland.

Breaking news: Buddy got a new toy. More updates as the story develops.

Army had a half-day.

one of the dumbest ideas i've ever had, and yet, here it is

A music festival with just "...and the..." bands without their leaders. The Funky Bunch, the Pips, the Get Fresh Crew. The Sunshine Band, the Blackhearts, the Blowfish, Nine Stories, the Bad Seeds, the Family Stone. DJ Jazzy Jeff can come along too.

We spend the first 18 years of a person's life telling them about right and wrong and the rest laughing at them for thinking we were serious.

Just tried to buy groceries by tapping my driver's license on the credit card reader. It was unsuccessful. Obviously I didn't have enough money in my license account.

Enjoying the hell out of the cricket world cup, even if it's a bit on the nose.

i feel like i’m going completely insane otherwise and then i log on and people are just posting like “will the gop mobilize behind Chip Hornk (R-CO)?” i simply don’t know. i don’t know. i don’t know

"Opinion: Pee Wee should just let Francis Buxton keep the bike."

While it may seem redundant to say “pump it up” after encouraging the listener to “pump up the jam,” the author is underscoring the urgency of pumping up said jam; leaving us to ponder the bleakness of living in a world devoid of it.

when they crucify u by the balls the holes left behind r called ligmata

My wife just texted me the most Florida photo ever. Seen in Daytona. #FloridaWoman

woke bodegas and corner stores have replaced america's communal change piles with take-a-penis leave-a-penis trays