deadnamed! at the baby shower

“What’s going on with men?” they’re all gambling constantly and jacked up on overpriced supplements because one of the main goals of the conservative media machine (which advertises those things to them) has been to teach them that college and, indeed, critical thought, are for pussies

okay I need to log off and stop posting my feelings I think

Call me Yuji the way I’d take multiple fingers

I don't usually do this much sincereposting on main but. my dad left us to marry my stepmom when I was a kid, and *I* did a lot of work to get my relationship w him to a good place again over the following 20 years, and it just fucking sucks that he's too scared of my stepmom to ever see me again ig

Haven't heard from my stepmom in a year. There were ~even odds that this was because she's ill vs it being because she has a problem with my being trans. But she had no choice other than to talk to me yesterday because she had a computer problem and ohhh boy is it ever the transphobia answer

Okay so I got strep and pneumonia and then the strep turned out to be resistant to antibiotics so it became Strep II: Revenge of Strep, and now that I’ve killed that I apparently have bronchitis. fuck my stupid puppy life

tucking ? oh u mean concealed carry

Become too pretty to proofread your skeets, as I have, and you will find that your desire for an edit button will be vaporized in an instant

Happy Surrender and Freedom Day! On April 9, 1865, Robert E. Lee and the Army of Northern Virginia surrendered to Ulysses S. Grant and the Army of the Potomac. home.nps.gov/apco/planyou...

Guy who voted for Geogre Bush twice writing in a place called The Liberal Gazette: As we approach 2028, Democrats should be doing unpopular things that make them look stupid

[trying really hard to remember how to ask what time it is in German] Wann ist jetzt. Wann ist es jetzt, heute. Was ist die Stunde und wie viele Minuten Freunde hat sie. Was sagt die Uhr. Sag mir ihre Handgelenknummern bitte. Zeig mir Ihr Handy. LIEBER GOTT, ICH DENKE DASS ICH ZU SPÄT BIN.

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

behold my trans-ass guitar

my mom sends me text messages

I have been sick, without interruption, since fucking February 🙃

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

I don't care if this website is doing good or not. come the fuck on. this is like the one website where i don't have to care how it's doing

My most embarrassing trait is probably that the main sports-like thing that I follow and know how to talk about is pro StarCraft Brood War

the problem I have with lelo isn't that all of their toys are at least $100 or the fact that they look like abstract sculptures, it's that the only way to charge them is with a 3-inch cable where one end is a proprietary plug and the other is USB-A in the year of our lord 2026

baby deer noises youtube.com/shorts/Dqb8g...

Earthquake

PSA for trans folks who have an old gmail account with your deadname in it: you can now change your name and keep your account

It’s been such a good gender day for flying around; I’ve gotten ma’amed like 6 times, and when the flight attendant addressed me and the cis woman in my row, we got “ladies”ed.

if anyone could help me out to tide me over as long as possible I'd appreciate it greatly, once the first month at the new job is past i should be fine bc I'm gonna be much better paid but getting there is going to be very fucking hard ko-fi.com/laufeyjardot...

The framing of that last sentence is so fucking gross to me. Adam Liptak is a “birthright citizen!” I’m a “birthright citizen!” You’re born here? Citizenship is your birthright. That’s that whole fucking point!

give a trans person $50. Not me. I'm fine. But pick literally almost any other trans person and just fucking pay them

so it's TDOV and I like to joke about how I've had it with being this fucking visible sometimes, but the truth is that I wouldn't be here if it weren't for people who were unafraid to be trans, who showed me that it would be okay, and that it could be more beautiful than I had imagined.

i am now IP banned from the pokemon center website :D

This is the beginning of the kind of spiral (“everyone is mad at me—is it my opinions?; no, it’s the children who are wrong; wow all these bigots agree with me, I wonder what else they’re right about”) that, I regret to remind y’all, is also exactly how jkr became an insane obsessive transphobe

born to beat the shit out of cute femmes who beg me to keep hurting them through involuntary moans, forced to have to know what grafana is

knife perverts are everywhere. even in space

God I love being in town for big kink events

If we have to live in a capitalist hellscape, the least we can do is make CEOs more afraid. There are literally no downsides.

ok nobody bother me tonight, I am going to go be a dog at a party tonight & probably also beat some people until they cry

the framing of women's sports as something that has to be "protected" is inherently misogynistic, and the resulting exclusion of cis women who fail the sry gene test isn't just an unintended consequence but deliberate weaponization of transphobia to limit women's performance in our own sports

any time I call my insurer I either get a rep who seems to be new to telephones and so cannot figure out who I am or what's wrong or how to help me, OR a rep who understands with almost frightening alacrity what's wrong but can't help because insurers are not systems designed to help their customers

This is literally almost word-for-word what that army teacher at the beginning of Starship Troopers says

we should make luigi the next president

> Get electrolysis for surgery prep > It's $500 for a 2-hr session > Insurance claims it's "cosmetic" > Get a prior authorization > Insurance denies the claim, again saying it's "cosmetic" > File an appeal, they say it'll be processed in 5-10 days > Call on day 10, get told no appeal was ever filed

you never know when a call to catch up with a friend is going to conclude with "hey, by the way, I have some questions about HRT" and it absolutely humbles me and brings me so much joy that people in my life trust me to help them with their journeys like that 🥹

even if trans women had a biological advantage at sports we let people with biological advantages participate in sports all the time—at a professional level they're basically required—and no one cares because those advantages don't trigger a reflexive discomfort in cis people

I was in an elevator and there was a cis guy in there and he complimented my shoes (which are worn-out and boring Toms slip-on sneakers lmao) and then he asked me if I live alone in the building and said "maybe I'll come visit you some time" I do not like men I need them to stop

Seeing "trans kids given deadline to segregate themselves" and "trans women banned from yet another part of society" headlines *every single day* while everyone you know and every organization stays breathtakingly silent takes such a damn toll on your heart.

thinking about this again for no reason at all

the thing is, people could easily just watch the fucking shitty wizard show and keep their mouth shut abt it. but they want to not only do whatever they want, they want to tell people about it and argue about how they're still a good person. they want everyone else to assuage their guilt for them

listening to Protest The Hero and shaking my head at the speed and fluency of these riffs, occasionally muttering things like "filthy. preposterous." or "fuck you, man"

it's been 42 days since they told me they were ready to schedule me istg I'm going to go insane

I am once again at ORD and trying to figure out if it’s all these people’s first time in an airport, or possibly even their first time in a hallway, given their determination to walk at 40% speed and every once in a while slow to a near-stop and look around, as if bewildered by the miracle of flight

I might go to Prague to see what it's like there. Get a flavor for it. You know. Maybe just do a vibe czech