for the millionth time. this is not a bit. im literally just a dog. I'm not a puppygirl. it's (mostly) not a kink thing. its (mostly) not a furry thing. this is just me. I wear a ears, a tail, and a collar because they feel right and make me look like the puppy I am in my head. I'm a dog.

I will never get tired of kids seeing me and screaming "BLUEY!!"

playing jewish geography in the bar and realizing the guy who just bought me a shot went to high-school with and is still good friends with my favorite jewish summer camp counselor

67 is the new E

I spill ONE drink and all of the sudden we need puppy pee pads. smdh

in the jazz club, straight up jorkin it, and by it, haha. well. I mean my pianist

if I come across a person in a nazi costume i will punch them. no words. no hesitation. they are getting punched in the face, because that's all they deserve

It’s deer season

in the jazz club, straight up jorkin it, and by it, haha. well. I mean my pianist

I've started getting the "oh you're a reindeer! isn't it a bit early for Christmas?" comments and immediately thought of this skeet 😡😡

boeing 747 and airbus airbus a380 but they're dating and they love each other

iso: airbus + boeing yuri art

its every girlfriends right to have one night a month where ur farts make ur girlfriend question your entire relationship

I told my sibling what my Halloween costume is going to be, and their response was "You're so autistic" so excited to show yall when it's done :3

strawberry

*Some Jews

chapter today 👀 chapter 2day queen?? quiet.ink/fiction/a-ch...

🩷New Collar🩵

Unlocking that one Zelda mechanic irl by buying a hot glue gun

Girls is so pretty I am so blessed to have my friends

performing a magic trick for the cars in traffic (opening and finishing a yellow monster rehab in the time it takes me to cross the street)

crafting things is almost as simple as the game mechanic of just, putting two things together. it just takes longer. but you can combine almost anything. make more things!

its almost cold enough for ears hat again

Ur sort of the trix yogurt of women

my entire being is a psyop to make you all associate pink and blue with a cute dog girl, and I think it's working

🩷New Collar🩵

date idea: bring your own rake to a park with lots of trees and jump in piles of leaves together

one of my favorite things in games with player customization is the "omg she's literally me" feeling

LET ME HUG THE NPCs!!! I CAN FIX HIM!!!

jackin it to lopunny

I ❤️ twinks

Hey yall! The Chicago Reader just opened nominations for their Best Of 2025 Arts & Culture list. I would be touched if yall would consider nominating me for: Best Zine: MY ENEMIES, MY FRIENDS by eri lucia kapling Best Poet: eri lucia kapling Best New Poetry Collection: Marrow by eri lucia kapling

sometimes u just gotta eat an entire frozen pizza

ICE very heavy in Rogers Park #Chicago right now, please repost

Follow a rapid response network on socials too. NWSRR covers a lot of our area www.instagram.com/p/DQE67vSgCp...

It's here! PDS MOOver now supports automated backups and restores that anyone can use! This also includes adversarial account migrations! pdsmoover.com

If you’re a white person north of Irving Park and east of Kimball, please step outside with your whistle and watch for a minute if you can

If you’re working from home on the north side today, it sounds like there have been a lot of 🧊 sightings in neighborhoods along the northern end of the brown line. Consider stepping outside and watching your block, especially during school dismissal. People are scared and could use friendly faces.

got distracted in therapy and talked about the cars universe for 20 minutes, again😮‍💨

I love walking around and watching people's reactions to me. It's like they've never seen a pink and blue haired dog girl with ears and a tail serving cunt she doesn't have

someone on the street called me a dyke?? like, trying to insult me?? and I did finger guns as a response??

treat yo self!!!

we should put a Do Not Resuscitate bracelet on us-east-1 next time

I met a very excited puppy today and she knocked me to the ground :)

look I just think that maybe hosting half the internet in us-east-1 may not have been the smartest move

okay so like, I know hypnosis isn't mind control... but... idk how else to explain how it felt to be put into such deep puppy brain that I couldn't walk or talk or think anything other than "CHEW TOY! WALK! TREATS! BELLY RUBS!" I was just. puppy.

taking a hit from my vape every time the "no smoking or vaping" announcement plays on the CTA platform

I met a very excited puppy today and she knocked me to the ground :)