images that spring to mind unbidden, part 671: "the real Bill and Ted"

outside wolf

True story

"The other mesh shirt says 'hand wash only.'" "Ok, I'll run to the store and grab a basin and washboard so you can live your cottage-core dreams of living in the 1730s." "Great, thanks!" "And then, when we get our free 'transgenders', we can be cottage core lesbians!" - A true conversation.

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My mood during furry cons and events in 2025:

I'm feeling like we should have more anti-aphorisms. Like, pithy sayings that describe deeply unhealthy habits. For example: "Never fix with sleep what you can fix with caffeine."

Made really good progress on the book today. It's finally starting to feel like it's coming together. Finally.

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Another amazing year at Milkshake!

Pop-up circus performance at Antwerpen Centraal.

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Finally making progress on the draft of my novel. But oh boy, I'm so out of practice. 3 hours to write a single 500-word scene. Fingers crossed that I get back into the swing of writing quickly.

Everyone stop, this is important

The zero-draft of my novel is finally done! Finally, after years of outlining, restructuring, and smashing my head against walls, I'm ready for the full draft.

Perfect weather in Scheveningen today.

Startling conclusion here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/humanity #smbc

Government mandated fursona has been assigned to David Lynch

Had a lovely day at the Kralingse Plas, Rotterdam.

Cursed Full comic here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/matter #smbc

What if we held hands and listened to the atomic clock broadcast on WWVB from Fort Collins?

Lucy Dacus concert tonight!

Love the new stickers from @jackaloo.bsky.social!

My latest @theguardian.com Books cartoon

Walked to Scheveningen and back (7km), and now my feet hurt. Nice to have sunny weather again, though.

People never believe me when I say the Dutch immigration services are like the DMV, but better. Walked into the office this morning, and everyone was jamming to the Macarena.

Baby loves the new couch.

Picnic🍙

Domestic Robots Full comic here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ai-15

Parsley's ready to help me move.

Koningsdag in Utrecht was a trip this year.

Why are cover letters so hard to write?

Oh no! The stores are closed early for Easter Monday, so I'll have to survive on tikkels and joppie chips.

Paging @lioneltoy.bsky.social

I just want to use the bathroom in peace... But the cat thinks he's gonna die if he's not allowed to ride on my shoulders >.>

Back in De Kaapse Bossen, enjoying the sun.

Darklands thoughts: - My feet hurt... What's the color to flag for foot rubs? - Oh! I forgot I bought this monster. It's like Christmas! - Should I buy a €450 leather kilt? I shouldn't, right? Right?

The pup walk has a police escort, and it's friggin' adorable.

At long last, got new boots. The 2nd hand market was great!

Dawn of the third day. I came home early last night and managed almost 6 hours of sleep, but that's better than the average (2-4). It's oddly relaxing to be surrounded by guys in leather exhaustedly downing coffee.

Tell me your hotel hosts kink events without telling me your hotel hosts kink events...

En route to Darklands