so i like that i can see reposts in my lists but i would like to once again request being able to turn off reposts for individual accounts

How come my day off is by chance the day I get to have like no time to myself what did I do to deserve this!!

Now why is Oscar SO cheeked up 😂😂😂 #FireEmblemPathOfRadiance

fuck a bitch named 1-Ply

we need less white cis gay men giving their drag race hot takes

Why do men gotta be SO attractive I just wanna ogle them all day

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!!!

fuck it i'm doing a #promosky i'm Parker (they/them). here are my interests Pokemon Xenoblade Kirby Fire Emblem Genshin Animal Crossing Twice NMIXX Le Sserafim Stray Kids XLOV Paramore Smosh Carly Rae Jepsen Drag Race follow if you also like any of those things (or if you just think i'm cute :3)

First fight with my mom ok the holidays can be over now

need 2026 to be my sluttiest year yet

“just don’t go online if you don’t want spoilers its not my job to not spoil things on day 1” i mean sure its not but have u also tried not being a cunt

Good morning bluesky I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday yesterday ☺️

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

I need to be flirted with

Christmas was fun, but I’m excited to get back home and see my cat

merry christmas besties! 💕

Talking politics and my dad said “I consider myself a centrist” then immediately spouted the most liberal/borderline leftist beliefs like sir do you know what a centrist is

Going to a party tonight where the theme is “dress like a character from the grinch” and if I don’t win I’m gonna be PISSED (posting pics here bc none of the people who will be there will see this)

Been working since 6:30 this morning and not done until 7 tonight…big fuck you to the Brown shooter for making us have critical need for blood donations 😭 it feels good to help the community but damn I’m tired

Why stop at fcf when we could have meaty schlong Monday, thick dick Tuesday, whole hog Wednesday, towering boner Thursday, super chub Saturday, and saintly dong Sunday?

Yall she actually made us dinner for once! Proof that subskeeting works😂

When my sister comes home late: “Kevin could you sometimes make dinner for both of us when I’m gonna be home late?” When I come home late: “Nah I didn’t make dinner, I just waited for you so we could cook it together”…. EVERY TIME 🙄🙄🙄

thought i looked good this morning so fuck it. here's a shirtless selfie :3

Men are such trash

i just think that lemon

i'll always love these games despite the glitches and performance issues. so many of its high points get completely overshadowed by the discourse and i just wish more people would even acknowledge them more

casual reminder that i've been using tumblr again so follow me if you're on there too! (fair warning though the vibes are less sfw there) parkerforsoup.tumblr.com?source=share

it’s very interesting to see who stayed on twitter

I think if housing was free, there would be a lot less domestic violence and abuse

nintendo can we have path of radiance on nso please thank you

Begging my blood donors to understand that the Caribbean is not a country when we need to know what countries they’ve been in for the last three years

@bsky.app please please don’t ever add Ai to this app like all the others are doing!! It’s nice having a place it’s not forced on you! 😭😭🥰🥰

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

I really wish I could afford to live alone

There needs to be trials and there needs to be people sent to die in a prison cell. Consequences must fall on the people who issued the orders and those who carried them out. We must make the punishment of these people a national spectacle that will be remembered for generations.

good morning besties! i'm stealing this so please give me attention :3

The amount of people still on Twitter after all this time astounds me. Leaving that hellhole was the best thing I’ve ever done lol

All because some of you out there are still buying Teslas from a Nazi.

This is very bad and you should leave X news.sky.com/story/the-x-...

My apartment hasn’t had hot water in going on four days now and every single day since it went out we’ve been assured it would be fixed by end of day😒 I hate liarssss

i just really have no motivation to work today

having online friends who live hundreds or thousands miles away, and getting jealous of people & situations in their real lives that you have no real right to be jealous over nor can do anything about.

Man, their imaginary Democratic Party sounds so much cooler than the one that actually exists

Goo

I’m only at 600/1000 battles in Legends ZA and I reallllly don’t wanna do restaurant le wow 40 more times 🫤