If he doesn’t know the Hoedown Throwdown then he’s gots to go!

I asked ChatGPT for help on cheap foods to buy while working out and for some home workout ideas and this was the first thing it said to me. “Eat like a queen, move like a warrior, glow like you meant it.” 👑🔥

Hello sir.

Pool days. I wish I was at the beach.

Date idea:

There’s so much booty on my feed today! I have indeed been blessed with a magical Monday 🥵🥵🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤🥰🥰🥰🥰💚💜💚💜💚

Sobre chegar da praia todo salgadinho com o marido. E relaxar antes de fazer o almoço. #Rim #GayRim ##cunete #GayRimming #GayPorn

He’s so fucking hot! 😍🥵

I just wanna eat it and play with it and eat it some more.

Time to jack off before workkkk

I just like this one

Morning

Not so scary, right?

Ha that was an indica. Looks like I’ll be taking a little nap this morning 😂.

Sweatpants season is officially back

Vinyl pickup today…gonna be golden!

I’ve discovered today that I have way way too much built up rage and with that being said I’m now going to start this journey where I focus it towards working out instead of just screaming like I’ve been doing.

On National Coming Out Day, know that I will always be an ally to you — no matter where you are on your journey. I know that times may be scary, but you are seen, safe, supported, and loved here in Illinois.

Wanna game with me?

That was the most amazing 4 hour nap!

If you see this, QTP with a witch 🔮

I was all exited to see a raise on my check since the state min wage went up but it didn’t take effect till the 7th so I won’t see it till next check. Sad day.

I’ve started deciding if I’d date someone, according to how they interact with cats

If you do not like cats or get along with them then we are not a match

Hi new bloomfs, welcome!! 👋 (pic unrelated)

It’s sad that some folks only ‘see the light’ when it hits home. We were sent here to represent hundreds of thousands of people, not just our households. It’s time for Republicans to remember their oath and do right by the people they serve.

Let me lick it to make it feel better. 😜😜

I’m only 33 and the dude I’m chillen with is (I actually have no idea but he’s older) we were asked if we’re a sayuncleship. Whaaaa?? 😭

Ugh to be rich. I’m at a wine tasting and they’re selling bottles for $60 that are usually anywhere from $100-$195 and I just can’t even imagine having enough money to be able to use buy $100 wine.

Omg I completely forgot I packed the bong two hours ago! Ima go smoke 🥰💨🪴

I need Bad Bunny to get me pregnant actually

Nudist all the way here unless I leave the house but still no undies unless it’s sexy time and the dude wants to see me in em aha.

Woke up wanting, NO! NEEDING DICK IN MY HOlLE NOW!

"gay people shouldn't adopt."' cool, then maybe straight people should quit abandoning their kids.

Candlelight🕯

it’s pretty hairy

good morning

Lick it up!

I choked trying to laugh too hard!!! 😭😭😭😭💀😂😂😂💀😂💀

On sale

SpongeBob mac n cheese nighttttt. 😍😊😊

I make myself laugh… I’ll go sometimes months without sex but as soon as I get it the one time I like go hard for about two weeks of nonstop fucking till finally my body says “ohh noo” then I go back to a month of nothing. 😂💀😂

I just brewed a pot of coffee and OMFG it’s been months since I smelled a fresh pot!! Like I’m getting hard just smelling the air.

I will now call the G spot the factory reset button.

hungover and horny

Would kill for a man to cuddle with rn. 🔪