I’ma shave/trim. I’m very bored and don’t wanna jack off or workout aha.

NEW: The House just passed the DHS funding bill. Seven Democrats voted yes: Henry Cuellar of Texas Jared Golden of Maine Laura Gillen of New York Marie Gluesenkamp Perez of Washington State Don Davis of North Carolina Tom Souzzi of New York Vincente Gonzalez of Texas

I like it.

Hungry muscle bottom 😈

All I have ever heard about every news story from Bill Clinton to drag shows is “it’s awful, parents have to explain this to their children, why can’t we just let kids be kids?” Now an entire classroom is going to go home to parents trying to explain why their five year friend was taken by the govt

It’s not hard at all. But why is it so hard to make friends once you’re in your 30s?! 😭.

Every single one of the bastards responsible for this should be prosecuted and imprisoned. Nothing less will suffice.

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Thank you

Idk maybe it’s just me? But I’ve noticed especially on Facebook it’s nothing but negative things! From the post to the comments. (I use for marketplace aha)

It’s like a turtle coming out of its shell! 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

It’s only WEDNESDAY!!

But you would finally live a little, finally laugh a little.

That’s not even our yard!

I.C.E has moved into several cities/counties in the state of Florida. Orlando Central Florida Miami-Dade and Broward Counties Tampa/Hillsborough County Jacksonville Nottheast Florida Tallahassee Fort Myers Stuart/Martin County Bradford County

ITS ONLY TUESDAY!

I fell asleep at 3pm and woke up at 9pm. 😭😭😭

It’s so niceeee. Treatttt yo selfffff.

Oops

The man they kidnapped is a U.S. citizen.

My browser history.

Haha I remember when this first came out and insta took it down saying it was too sexual to put it back up 20 mins later saying sorry, we were wrong.

Sister and I both sick so got her to lay around and watch Buffy with me.. it’s her first time 🥰🥰 #buffythevampireslayer

Watching Sanctuary A Witch’s Tale and I will always be on the witches side!!

None of my pics came out good last night 😭. This was the closest one.

Why is death such a tease?

Onesie bar crawlllll. THUNDER BUDDIES FOR LIFE!!

I really needed the massage with the happy ending.

What made y’all say 2016 was that year all of a sudden?

Do you like us better when we’re wasted? With the laundry on the bed?

After bar? Well yes it’ll be me in bed with a joint, headphones on jaming to MIDNIGHT SUN!! Of course by Zara Larsson 🥰🥰🥰

I’m poor as fuck but when that bag hits I be the bougie bitch! 😭😭😭😘

You ever get a root beer float and sit at your favorite bridge just debating your life? Ya me either!

Do you hear or feel music? Trust me there is a difference!! By a lot!!!

I wish just one day this big lumbersexual would just take control! I WANT YOU TO TAKE OVER CONTROL! Plug it in and turn me on 👯‍♀️👯

No judgement at all but wtf does one go through to think “I have to pee” is code? I met a rando out and about. He’s like 23 and we’re having drinks. I said “I have to pee, I’ll be right back” he grabbed my arm and said “Is that code!” Code for what? Code yellow?!

If you sing karaoke you are truly unstoppable!

Btw if you use this list it blocks maga users, including ICE

What I looked like in 2016 is MY business

Whenever I’m about to cum when jackin the legs automatically go up! Idk how to explain it but it just feels more intense and well amazing!!

slut shaming in the year 2026 is a little weird, tbh.

Oh no. How will pedophiles make their ai porn today?

Why did I wake up with all the things you said running through my head, I repeat running through my head?

Babe just put a sticker over it. Duhhh 😘 totally just playin.

It’s sad how much a lot of y’all depend on Apple Pay.

Why don’t cars come with physical maps? I feel this should of been a thing since cars were invented. If you buy a new car it should automatically have a map in the glovebox or middle console.

If problems follow you, maybe you are the problem.

1. ITS TO DAMN COLD IN FLORIDA! 2. I fell asleep at 6:30pm and just woke up! 😭😭😭