*Theater kid trigger warning* This is perhaps the worst email I've ever received, personally and professionally.

Hold me dog boy Touch me dog boy Help me thru the night

Got my butt ass to grass rn but I'll let my knees drop for... for you 😉🫵

Sweaty doggy selfie

Oh I cooked today with deadlifts and the after-pump

The whole kit and caboodle 💪

Took a selfie before the gym for my cruise check in for next month. Enjoy a rare Scarlet with zero gimmicks.

The actual worst reason about forgetting to bring your headphones at the gym is the chance that NPCs will try to initiate dialogue with you astronomically increases.

Recently subscribed to Dropout and was wondering if anybody had any series suggestions. Almost binged all of Game Changer, looking to start D20 stuff next. Puppy pic for the rithm

Game over please insert more coins 👾

As someone who detests cardio at the gym, "Why We Build The Wall" from Hadestown was most possibly the worst song on my playlist to pop up when I was enduring the stair stepper.

Been awhile since I did some food-posting. Sometimes you need to see what fuels the tongue out pump or hole pics. Anyway, new Hawaiian diner opened near us AND they do takeout so this will easily be in the "I don't feel like cooking and I'm on a cut" rotation.

Went to go purchase a ticket for Chess on Broadway and the price from when I first looked DOUBLED. Will slob, bark, and/or bounce on it if you have a promo code to Chess so this dog can see an ABBA rock opera starring the Queen of illiteracy.

Sunday morning breakfast! Prize inside! 🥣 🥛

Just putting on socks aint nuttin to see here 🧦

Bored working on a work project so here's a smooch and pits

A creature

Floppy gym locker room dong

What if we exchanged goods and services? 🥵😳🥺👉👈

Gaming on a lazy Sunday with your big bro and he pulls out his musky distraction at the last minute to make sure he wins 🤯

Took some photos yesterday evening because the sun was coming in just right lol

Idk why this bish is smiling she was crying in the car about doing cardio an hour ago 🤨

Come slide right in 🥰

Ok the face is not it but I thought my arms looked really good be nice to me I'm just a little guy 😝

Need a shower buddy today 💦💦

Lemme use your muzz as a loofah 🧼

They told me the floor of the gym shower was the place to be if I wanted an athlete's foot. Now, we wait for steppies. 😇

Powered by black coffee and the '06 revival of Company by Stephen Sondheim (although is 1970 version is near perfect as well)

Trying to get out of the house more/ walk more means going to theme parks in my free time 😛

Meat Mondays

Ruttin’…🐾

Fat Cock FSaturday #fcf

Adding heavy back squats back into my routine was a good idea 🤭

Puppy bath

So, since it's hump hump day....😈 Doesn't he make some wonderful noises?~ ⬇️: @kalothewolfad.bsky.social

Sorry g words I keep appropriating your culture 🤭

The first of many tonight. Let's take a second to salute my fallen puppies. ⬇️: @kalothewolfad.bsky.social

Damn, my ass looks thick as hell here 😉 ⬇️: @kalothewolfad.bsky.social

Obligatory 3 month testing post

I have an expectation to keep posting arm. But may I present, for your consideration, thigh? 🌟

Did legs today but let's just take a moment to appreciate the chest progression.

Also feeling a little more confident in myself and ready to start recording shenanigans with friends again ❤️

A good squirt with an even better catch. Got that Air Bud in me ❤️

Ripe banana 🍌

I just popped a zit and it exploded viscerally, like SPLAT in the mirror, and I have no one to share this information with

Twitter moots remember AC '24 when I took selfies with all the asses I put my puppies in? What if I did the same thing but it's make a record of all the shits I've taken this week. Is that something? Is that content?

Good first day of Megaplex (haven't even checked in/regged yet)

How to find me at Megasex 💦 💦 💦 Do: ✅ Ask for pictures ✅ Ask to sniff my pits ✅ Have good vibes Don't: 🚫 Hey hey hey c'monnnn I'm just a little guy. I'm just a little guy and it's my birthday. C'monnnn. I'm a little birthday boy you're gonna punch a little guy on his birthday?

When in Rome (Florida)

Sweet and salty mutt