Getting hot again just to immediately get taken out behind the shed by holiday season eating and drinking

I know I'm gonna have a productive work day today because I just pulled a new 4 hour Defunctland video in my YouTube front page. 😌

I've always wanted to do a thread of every single Broadway show I've ever seen (over 50 and growing!) and a little blurb about what I remember from each show. But I'm also a firm believer in keeping a clean media tab for all the pit, bulge, and hole enjoyers. A rock and a hard place, ya know?

My favorite part of the is that the new whatever song they give to Arianna is just an excuse to do the iconic mirror shot from Contact like 3 times in a row. Everyone in theater probably so confused why I was giggling the whole time for that part.

Thighs, pits, bis, tongue, knees and toes knees and toes

Tis my Borkday! I decided to go sniff out a Big Cactus with @emberpup.bsky.social in Tucson, Arizona! Luckily I brought something to put it in 😈🥰🌵

Slop Bowl Saturday

Your big bro has to sniff his pits and bust a thick load and you legally have to watch. Maybe read the terms and conditions before you check that box next time, dummy.

A very stinky Tuesday

Prepare for trouble And make it double

Himbo hehe

DIY

I don't fit into these shorts as well as I used to but at least my thighs are thighing

No bra can hold me. Be free titties.

Arms? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely in this leg press? 🍔

You're legally allowed to do one trend once in awhile.

A real human bean

Btw the last episode of absolute PEAK superhero media has dropped.

My throat looks so beefy and fuckable in this.

Back from vacay. Will post some cruise flexes soon. But right now, back at the gym :)

You know in Vampire media after they turn, they get really really sick and then finally get hungry, but gag up human food. Then they realize their craving is blood? I have that exact problem right now where I'm having trouble getting down food, but for some cosmic reason I crave Burger King.

Hallowedgie

First gym day back in a while. Down 5lbs and felt like a wet noodle haha

Trader Joe's is this weird mix of being impossible for me to be mad in but also incredibly overstimulating and infuriating that makes me turn into a Tim Robinson-character whenever I walk through the doors

Dispatch Wednesdays 🥰💪

Food poisoning update: I thought the worst was over so I ate 1 slice of pizza last night and I didn't realize I nuked my stomach. When I finally want to eat again it's back to toast and potatoes. Also like yasssss skinny 💅💋

10 games to know me by :)

Currently on Day 5 of food poisoning. Day 3 was definitely the worst shut definitely on the upswing. Feeling skinny legend-like though so that's a plus.

Happy Birthday to my date to the prom, @nyxthespes.bsky.social 🎂 🎂 🎂

Another good Pup 🔥 Cw for a friend gifted for @scarlet.slut.dog #bara #hunk #nsfwart #yaoiporn #nsfwartist #stud #baraporn #yaoi #originalcharacter #muscle #characterportrait #portrait

Random stuff I'm happy about or looking forward to: -Cruise in 2 weeks -NYC trip next month w/ tix to Chess, 2 Strangers, and Ragtime -P100'd Vittorio in DBD which is like my 8th or 9th P100 -Lord Ultron in Rivals before they nerfed him and Loki into oblivion (Loki will stay centurion 🥺)

*Stuart voice* Look what I can do!

Anyway it's pull day innit

I think this will be a light Tony's season after we had a banger season last year. Already seeing the only 3 that interest me in early Dec: Ragtime, Chess, and Two Strangers. Might stop by NYC again in Feb since Mincemeat extended, then maybe I'll see Bug, a play I stage managed a lifetime ago

I am the great and powerful jock pup butt pay no attention to the tapestry in the background while you give me backshots 💚

For whom the Fat Cock Friday tolls #fcf

I am become beef destroyer of holes

📢📢📢CALLING ALL DESK DOGS CALLING ALL DESK DOGS 📢📢📢

Will bust up your buns (for free)

When I'm with my man I always have the infinite cum cheat code turned on 😎

Forgot to be chronically online today so here's a late night home office flex

*Theater kid trigger warning* This is perhaps the worst email I've ever received, personally and professionally.

Hold me dog boy Touch me dog boy Help me thru the night

Got my butt ass to grass rn but I'll let my knees drop for... for you 😉🫵

Sweaty doggy selfie

Oh I cooked today with deadlifts and the after-pump

The whole kit and caboodle 💪

Took a selfie before the gym for my cruise check in for next month. Enjoy a rare Scarlet with zero gimmicks.

The actual worst reason about forgetting to bring your headphones at the gym is the chance that NPCs will try to initiate dialogue with you astronomically increases.