I made a promise to myself this year that I would see more theater, and this weekend I'm giving a 2 show weekend, next weekend 1 more, and then the one after that another 4 in NYC. I mean there's worse money pits out there 🫣😆

Everyone wants to restart their Animal Crossing Island and it's all fine and dandy until you realize that you're not on that 2020 lockdown/furlough anymore and spending 3 hours (and counting!) hunting a rare fish is a huge flarkin waste of time

You look like a dog that knows a lot about bouncing and sniffing. I'm assembling a team.

I always have the best arm pics on leg day idk

Steak posting from the other night. Great bday dinner with great fur-ends ❤️

You've just been back sacked. Get fricked, nerd.

Handing these Valentines cards out to all the bottoms at pup night tonight ❤️

Back to NYC in 3 weeks to finally see Bug, also gonna catch one of the first Death of a Salesman previews. Next day is tough because there's not a lot I'm itching to see. Might do a Disney double feature to knock those theaters off my big list. Other options are Ham, BVSC, &J, and Chicago.

Roses are red Violets are blue Let me leave you leaking So your valentine can have you pre-lubed

Lighting tonight was piss poor but I got some photos with my recently fixed Scarlet

Nothing says turning 30 quite like blasting my knees

Last flex before the cruel tides of fate scoop me up and take me out behind the shed. My 30th approaches at dawn.

Something niche for the timeline

It has been a weeks. Doing penance with deadlifts.

Hi :3

This plane restroom was not built for taking pictures of fat hogs. But an effort was made.

The bf was enamored and said I should share this view haha Is it that good?

Going over my childhood best friend's house to play fallout new Vegas in the big 2026

*rubs my big theater-shaped belly and burps*

A little nip slip to bless the start of your weekend -xoxo buff theater kid furry

This is a stickup put the scnozz on the pit and else I'm gonna get the boys to fold ya in half, capeesh?

Getting my pale legs back in shape after a winter of mental doggy dooky

Just dumped 80 hours into the absolute slogfest known as ES:Oblivon and need to clear out my unplayed switch library. What next?

Probably the weakest and heaviest I've ever been, but the angles in the gym mirror say otherwise

One of the shows I regret not seeing the most when it was revived a few years ago on Broadway. Never thought I would be able to see a production of this! One of my resolutions this year was to support more local theater and this is looking like a great start!

Update: I decided on Oedipus. And Bug just announced an extension and I found a roundtrip for under $100 in early March. We stay winning.

While we were on the parking tram, the girl in front of us said "You all have nose piercings so I know you're cool" and then handed us each a McDonald's breakfast burrito

Stompies to show

It’s not going to lick its self pup. Get tow work! Dragon 🐉

It’s cold out, come keep me warm

Got a pull day in before my duo sends me into comp to work in the bloody sue storm mines.

Nobody followed me into the bar bathroom last night to bark and bounce and flip on me. Are they stupid???

Finally almost finished with Oblivion remaster after ~60 hours. Definitely becomes a slog once you max your gear/skills out. I have 4 switch games still in the wrapper, the Animal Crossing update, plus I want to do another RE2 and RE4 run before RE9 next month 😰

Holy sweet mother of garbanzo beans I haven't posted arms in forever oh golly gee willers

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Taking a solo NYC trip next week, one to specifically see Operation Mincemeat, and then I'll have time for either Oedipus or Bug. Really split because I've heard universal praise for Oedipus, and Bug I stage managed a lifetime ago. Decisions decision.

I don't think anything from the Ragtime revival's new cast recording is going to make it into my regular play. Which is a shame for how powerful and beautiful the music and performances were in-person. The recording is so sanitized, like a lot of modern cast recordings tend to be.

Putting on so much size during my winter bulk that it would be so rude not to share the diff with a very needy @bigbadbulf.bsky.social 🎨: @asterthebarista.bsky.social

Cruise ship gym actually was very well stocked!

My cruise comes with free internet/streaming, so in my free time I can still be iPad kid-ed up, but it comes at the cost of I can't open my Pokemon Pocket TCG packs and that's really grinding my gears

Vacation dog in his vacation sling

Last night I spent 45 min complaining I had a tummy ache to everyone at the bar, then the seltzers took over and suddenly I'm balls deep in my friend whispering in their ear if they like showing everyone how their big bro fucks them. Gay rights.

Got double meat for free today so paying it forward. A happy #slopbowlsaturday to all and to all a goodnight.

Fresh cut and an unamused pupper

60 hour work weeks are absolutely shredding me but my next 2 months are STACKED -Cruise w/ some friends -Pup night -NYC to see Bug/Operation Mincemeat -Disney days w/ gay dog besties -I turn 30 🤮

I can't stop blasting loads in my husband please somebody this is a cry for help I have to be stopped

Before the backshots you may see, you must point at my tapestry and list your favorite shows three 🧌

Idk I'm just happy to be here

By Azura By Azura By Azura! It's the Dog Champion! Standing here, next to me.

You gonna break in your new toy or what?