On the one hand, I should go over to the gym and do some elliptical time while I'm still waiting for "it's fine, you won't break your face any worse" clearance for impact exercise. On the other hand, I hate the elliptical and everything it stands for. Decisions, decisions.

Well, would you look at that, Mikko Rantanen going home after the first round. Sad! #SoundTheSiren

I'm so glad I got @journeybot.on29.net back running. Both for remembering the Nats aren't completely terrible this year, and for remembering that technology can bring joy sometimes, despite the other things I see people doing with it in daily life.

INCROYABLE

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Not sure the Canes social team is ready for Gritty in Playoff Mode.

Well, shoot. I could have used another six OTs or so, and then another game with some more.

It’s the 250th year of American independence, and the Pope and the King of England are reminding Americans of their revolutionary values, principles, and ideals Somewhere, John Adams is confused as fuck

In my junior-year apartment in Blacksburg. That was the game that broke me of hating the Penguins unreservedly. I couldn't sustain it after about midway into the 4th OT, I just wanted it over.

Anaheim wyd

You're not supposed to, you piece of shit, that's what's so great about it

Enter Arturs SiLOLs

Cat, you have things exactly right for today.

Nothing wrong with Tampa-Montreal going at least six. Nothing wrong with that at all.

The Sabres have more goals in Game 4 against Boston than Ottawa did in 4 games against Carolina.

If they'd cut away from Pens-Flyers, those two fanbases would have [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] in the most shocking yet bizarrely touching display of solidarity.

Read it (if you can) and weep

In addition to this being good because screw replay… it’s doubly good because it enhances the fakeness of this season, only making the 2019 World Series that much more real.

Four! www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHnA...

So how soon until we have Deslauriers skate this one out as deterrent? #canes

This ice is just terrible. Guys sliding everywhere. Real shame that the NHL has expanded to places like Ottawa that don't know how to make ice.

Ugh. Felt like that PP was the chance for the Canes. Especially since calling one their way now gives license for another four Sens PPs.

Never seen an officiating crew try to save a team's season like I am watching with the Ottawa Senators this afternoon. Incredible to watch

Credit to the intermission desk, Biz, Liam and Anson are actually watching the whole game, unlike their counterparts in Kanata.

You can't not call Cozens for retaliatory (trying to break his stick over Walker's back) without drawing some real sharp questions over which game exactly you're watching.

All that ref-working finally cashed in for a goal, huh

Brady Tkachuk is what we all thought he was (The NHL's Dumbest Bitch™️)

TAYLOR HALL

Maybe the Sens will complete a pass on their next power play if Brady takes a couple more runs.

As usual, Tkachuk going after a non physical guy

What Grieg's supposed to do there is not grab Andersen by the chest protector, dummies. #canes

Oh no. Nikishin probably thinks he's back in the KHL after that one.

A Lowe's body injury is when I mis-hammer the last nail in the box and have to go buy a new box with my opposite thumb wrapped in ice.

Late because Faceplant! On an e-scooter! Because this shit week needed to get more shit

Three. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHnA...

It would be such a great day for an 8:50 AM northbound train. Screw you, Long Bridge construction.

To me Gritty is like how Warhammer explains Chaos Gods. They came into being at a specific time but once they existed they have always existed.

Google, you're drunk

Excuse me, what in the 🦅 🦅 🦅 hell

I would like to volunteer to coach Chelsea for three and a half months of a six and a half year contract.

I'm in this picture and not sure how I feel about it

After spending a bunch of time fooling around with the upgraders: the only problem with my RPi 4 being on bullseye is that it stopped updating Python at v3.9. Otherwise we can get everything important up to modern spec, and maybe I'll fool around with compiling a recent Python.

Bless their little loser hearts, Virginia constitutional amendments first have to pass the full legislature twice before they ever go before voters

The meta story of the (imminent) Yes win in VA is the total inability of Trump to ever look down the game tree. He was apparently unable to comprehend that Democrats would respond to his push to redistrict in GOP-run states This same pehenenon is also why we are losing a war to Iran.

TFW you acknowledge that you are, in fact, "non-alcoholic beer" years old

Hey Marc! What’s the score?? #BHAFC #BHACHE

Ass. Whoopin'. #BHAFC