so insanely fucking real for this

still can't believe they got a guy named Huge Act Man to star in a move called The Greatest Showman

samaltman has the uncensored version of chatgpt that told him how to make a baby

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

what's the over/under on the number of jars of human milk sitting in RFK's fridge right now

Wouldn't be surprised to find a framed print of this hanging somewhere in @mattmetcalf.bsky.social house

Get a load of this. 😆

Who has made this 🤣

sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...

My hot take is that Train Dreams is better suited for the style of Reichardt than that of Mallick

Reminding everyone that in Brewster's Millions the challenge is to spend $30 million in 30 days and not have any assets at the end, so he can't just buy a house or yacht

has there ever been a movie more about it's era than Gregg Araki's Nowhere?

top 5 funniest moment of the year here

No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell

it's sushi. being. fed. through. a hole. in. the wall.

it's how we end up talking about Sinners and Nope like they're naturally aligned, instead of talking about how Nope, Barbie, Oppenheimer, and Sinners together mark the dawn of a new age of existentialist blockbusters

does Hegseth thing the fog of war is an actual fog

I've never been a super productive reader. At most I've read 20 or 30 books in one year. This year I haven't read much, probably less than 10 books. So what makes you think I'm gonna spend even a second hating reading anything?

"The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."

discouraged at how commercialized Spotify Wrapped Day has become

seems crazy to me that the 4+ hour Defunctland video about Disney's Living Characters already has over 2 million views it was released a little over a week ago

Gen X problems: I made the mouse pointer large so that I can actually see it, but when I click on a text field it covers up what I typing

checked out Footnotes in Gaza from the library and it's as great as advertised but I have to take my time with it because it's pretty heavy, emotional-wise

not saying you have to hang around actual geese in order to understand the band just suggesting it might be helpful

The reason so many people suck at loading the dishwasher is that they don't think about what it'll be like to unload it

Santa Tweet! Santa Tweet!

Being a judge at a dog show must be so easy. You could pick any of the dogs as the winner and folks would say "that's a great choice"

Hamnet is about the famous novelist who created the character Sam Spade

surely I'm not the only one who wonders what bald eagle meat tastes like

Disappointed how commercialized the Macy's Thanksgiving Day has become

I will throw yam at anyone who calls it turkey day

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

thinking of her today

Still the best religiously inspired art I ever made.

Getting enlightenment-pilled

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Might I recommend you watch Steven Wilson Jr. singing "Stand by Me" at the CMAs. It's an amazing rendition. youtu.be/Sfely3T5Zdk?...

we put fish in the percolator

since I am as old as Star Wars

rather than ranked lists we should place things in 5 dimensional space where the metric is their proximity to the origin

started reading Middlemarch

Udo Kier had a screen presence unlike anyone else. the film world lost a great one.

nothing in the rules says a dog can't cook thanksgiving dinner

cool how you can throw the words "institute" and "studies" or "research" onto you propaganda org and suddenly your claims can seem respectable and rigorous

The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.

The one he's QTing is up there with 'when God sings with his creation..." This is what the internet should be for

Can't belive I'll be 50 in a few years and I've read only a couple hundred books

Am I the only one in this house who notices things or am I only the only one who gets frustrated because he thinks he's the only one who notices things