Kevin Pillar blinks so much

I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk: - 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi - basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing - each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut

The timing for Ford to pull this is perfect. People are distracted by the Jays in the World Series (just listen to Metro Morning today) and the firehose of shit in Washington. Don’t let this fall through the cracks.

The owner of Little Paris Bread Co. Paris, Ontario, found out she was baking the "unofficial cinnamon bun of the Toronto Blue Jays" when she got a email from a medical staffer for the Jays, who grew up in Paris. Kevin Gausman loves their cinnamon buns. #cdnpoli #Canada 🇨🇦 #onpoli #BlueJays 🧢🍁

The shade - I like it!

Love Verducci

Well I guess Ohtani is finally on a plane to Toronto now

Cal Raleigh standing in the on-deck circle. It was just so perfect.

Henke-esque

Light this chump up like a candle

3️⃣

Suarez should have been already sitting on the bench given he didn’t get the ball in the second pitch of that at bat

I was thinking Springer needed a Kirk Gibson moment and here we are 🥳

So he hits a homer after being thrown out at first by a contentious foul call. Guess it’s not something they could challenge.

Good. That sort of scumbaggery might be fine in Mississauga, but this game is being played downtown.

if you already didn’t have enough reasons to cancel spotify:

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PROTEST WITH US 10/21 DURING THE STATE of the UNIVERSITY ADDRESS 3:00-4:30pm The QUAD/STUDENT CENTER PLAZA at CSU @xcsbcleveland.bsky.social

The front desk lady at the optometrist whispered to me that her boss hates her hot dog bird, so I filled out a comment card saying it was my favorite thing about the place

I’m so puzzled by the start time of the Blue Jays game tonight. MLB scheduling a weekend game late, probably to avoid the 4pm NFL games. But in turn screw over all the younger fans in the Eastern Time Zone, and still end up head-to-head with Sunday Night Football.

Category: Vulcan Logic.

Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw: 1️⃣ Dwayne Gretzky/Born Ruffians/Kasador 2️⃣ Oasis/Cage The Elephant 3️⃣ I Mother Earth 4️⃣ Arkells/Lord Huron 5️⃣ Ed Sheeran/Snow Patrol

Worst Blue Jays playoff commercial power rankings 1) Home Hardware Raise A Little Hell 2) Skip The Dishes Vinny 3) WestJet face paint 4) Twizzlers villain escape

I have never seen such a great example of pitching than in the latest Jomboy video. I think as a viewer you always wonder how guys look like total chumps chasing a pitch out of the strikezone, then you see this. Frame 1, slider. Frame 2 he's committed. Frame 3, it's over. Frame 4, 2 feet outside.

🚆 Kitchener-Waterloo residents are finally getting what they've been wanting for decades. Weekend GO service to Kitchener will officially start on November 23rd, with four weekend trips being extended from Mount Pleasant to Kitchener GO.

This is so gross. Breaking down how bots and bad actors are screwing everyone.

I found these new stations when reading this great article by @emwhitenoise.bsky.social on Gen Z's College Radio Revival.

A thing I’m pretty sure the Bluesky team knows but most skeptics/critics of this place don’t is that if they’re successful, there will be far biggest apps than Bluesky built on top of atproto

I love that I just posted these station and they’re all seemingly playing the weirdest shit right now 😂

seriously for fucks sake cancel your spotify subscription

Nature is healing. That's what happens when you reintroduce wolves to a region, it has a real domino effect on the rest of the area.

I like WFMU because they’ll be like, we only have time for one more song, and the song will be a 30-minute field recording of a pig grunting

This is kinda why I want the Mariners to win Friday, the Jays certainly owe them one and I need that spiteful energy. Not sure it exists with the Tigers, unless they’re seeking revenge against Doyle Alexander for 1987 😂

START SPREADING THE NEWS BITCHES on live TV might be the best thing that’s happened this year

Dentist appointment at 11am. It’s close, so I go to leave at 10:50. I realize my wife took my car. I then remember my keys to her car were lost a few months ago. I’m like, I could bike. But my tires are flat, I can’t find the hand pump and the pumps I can find require a car plug. Had to call an Uber

Fun fact: all the technology for listening to music that existed before streaming - still exists.

Me, at day 2 of a conference waiting for the caffeine to kick in

Watch this Titans TD, TRUST ME. You cannot predict ball.

I was a skeptic about the import of the Epstein files. But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.

Europeans rating a restaurant on Google Maps will be like "I liked it. Great burger. Good service. 3 stars". My man if I give a place 3 stars it means "I want this business to shut down"

October jams to put in your ears

Keep this in mind when people claim cars mean business — closing Central #Madrid to cars over holidays resulted in a 9.5% boost in retail spending on its main shopping street: STUDY. There was also a 71% drop in air pollution. Via @carltonreid.com in @forbes.com. #citymakingmath #citiesforpeople

this is basically portland's version of a haka

Attempting to send a print job to Staples for work and the Canva print management might be the dumbest workflow I've ever encountered in my life. 9 posters for the job. Apparently need to send 9 individual jobs because of course I do 💥🤯🔫

Gorillaz, Bob Moses, Born Ruffians and 37 other tasty morsels this month! #applemusic #playlists

Seems legit

Listening to my Long Songs playlist today, for days when you really want to earn those scrobbles

AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations”