Priest: he is risen Kate Capshaw: he is risen inDEEEEEEE

More like JERKules

I'm starting to think this Kevin Sorbo character isn't all that bright

World economy's turbo-fucked, right?

So are we all just not saying the Very Obviously Big and Real Bad Thing that's (about to) happen(ing)?

Psylliocybin Hallucinogenic Fibre Supplement: Making Weird Regular

At least we've got new Angine de Poitrine

America's gonna do the rumplestiltskin thing where they get so pissed off they rip themselves in half taint-first

I would be so unbearable in real life I stg

Go ahead, debase your own systems of cultural reproduction! You're only making me folksier!

Fart fired garlic butter

Chicken, fuck-style

What's the most political craft beer at this liquor store

I have to believe this is the dumbest war I'll ever see

Gender-bent Misfits cover band, singer goes by Glenn Transzig

Women hold up half this guy

Wirelessly charging my work laptop on the induction burner

weed delivery delayed! send help, and weed!

Century of Lulz

Conserve water Conserve food Conserve fuel Conserve electricity

"I have been meditating on the very great pleasure which a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty woman can bestow." -- Fitzwilliam Darcy

the Liberian Kojack

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

Donald Trump has died

Cock 'o the morning to ye

How many times do you have to declare victory for a war to be over?

Vlad Pepis

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

they made me Ambassador to The Zone

EPA stands for Extraterrestrials Probing Asses

They say events recur, first as tragedy, then as farce, then again as whatever the fuck this is

I think Cassie went into this intending to figure Swan Boy out, but is inexorably being drawn into a world far stranger than she bargained for.

The Aristocrats!

I'm thinking, maybe liz truss

Has Britain ever had a prime.minister who ate pussy

I bet Trump's morning anxiety diarrhea is something else

If I remove my brain I bet my head would be a lot lighter to carry around

"Kuwaiti air defenses" lol "the U.S. military said" lmao

If you signed up to drop bombs on kids I just don't give a fuck how you feel

Honestly don't give a shit anymore, you're killing children to protect pedophiles, I hope your end is slow and agonizing

Wishing all American service members a very merry trip to the bottom of the fucking ocean

Office chair, office chair What horrors I have seen from there

-2 Coffee of Enfeeblement

Bandcamp app is fucked? Just me?

HECK HOLE

Tag yourself, I'm Preferred Sizes

The State of the Anion is Negative

holy shit yall I jus t blew my own mind

5 minutes of the subjective experience of another's consciousness would fix me