Allison Big-Dot

Divot Divotsson

Angela Divot

deeply troubling to me that objects continue to insist on being in places other than those in which i assume them to be

Fuck Dylan Carlson & fuck Earth

now he should [...]

picking up some baby oil gotta top the baby up

saving more than 12 hours a week and no revenue growth? what i conclude from this is that C-suite time is worthless

the cobwebs you only see after the sun comes out

Gulp Fiction

All settler colonial nations are illegitimate.

inventing new more upsetting pronunciations of quesadilla

an update to our previous story: now, sometimes, i do.

i deleted bsky app this week and now a couple times a day i pick up my phone like "just gotta post something real quick" and i remember I can't. That never fails to make me smile.

Every major media story I see about any topic I'm at all familiar with is laughably ill informed. However, I will be taking their word on Iran at face value because I'm the dumbest person alive.

I don't do the things I'm supposed to do

It is the bread bag, is it not? Then with the other bags to be, it ought.

If the Americans could just cool it for maybe 5 minutes with the regime change propaganda, this week of all weeks, it would be appreciated. You cannot be that gullible.

googling "belt and road initiative enrolment form PDF"

If you write "some are saying" or "many have said" you should have to provide an example or be placed in Gaol

[flexing synthol engorged biceps without noticing my ruined scrote has escaped containment, unraveling down my leg like a threatened sea cucumber] that's what RAW power looks like, yeah

[deploying 25% of my navy for 4 months before getting a guided escort to the objective from our paid stooge and successfully removing 2 people from Venezuela] america is BACK baby!

It would warm my heart if one or two folks would check this out later today

Happy National Bean Day

Nethack (terminal only)

If America's so great how come nobody's done the thing yet

Nothing makes me angrier these days than the world and everything in it

Feels like this would have been a good time to have a credible anti-imperialist voice in Canada's so-called progressive party. Hopefully all our left indie media folks who ran with the party line and killed that option are happy with the outcome.

Amusing myself with the idea of trying the nobel peace prize committee as accessories to war crimes. LOL

I don't ever want to hear another word about international law. Might as well discuss teleportation.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

#1? That's right , the women reading this post

Last Christmas by WHAM is a beautiful name for a baby boy

Shrinking your brain to get it inside my jar, it's the only one I have left

Little Lord Funky Leroy

Me trying to remember the last errand I was supposed to run

Jacob Albright-Factory

Brandi Floodplan

Laura Flud

Frank Christ

Tinker Tailor Distribution Warehouse Night Watchman

K-Pop Waste Management

Manic Pixie Harbour Patrol

swan boy made me laugh out loud (lol) while taking a shit on my 45th birthday, and if that's not the perfect gift I don't know what is

A lot of people still don't get it, so here's the deal: coffee-flavoured eggnog = baller, eggnog-flavoured coffee= dogshit.

Les sacs déshydratantes

Office secret Santa should just be I get to steal one item below a certain prescribed value

Hello again

You could easily replace Dibert with an ai