A lot of people still don't get it, so here's the deal: coffee-flavoured eggnog = baller, eggnog-flavoured coffee= dogshit.

Les sacs déshydratantes

Office secret Santa should just be I get to steal one item below a certain prescribed value

Hello again

You could easily replace Dibert with an ai

Unlocked the infinite bagel glitch

We should do names like icelanders, imagine the ranks of Brandon Bertssons and Ryder Kylessons. Gord Gordonsson. This would have united us as a nation.

I am a machine that transforms time and energy into worry and spreadsheets

Robyn Urkback now comparing Globalize the Intifada to Blackface ... which is a bad comparison because no who said Globalize the Intifada three times would ever be Prime Minister of Canada.

temu relax i'm looking for a monitor and maybe a soldering iron what the fuck

rotating a 4 dimensional cube of mealworms and lice, mentally

In 1937 the real Santa was forced down in a remote area by bad weather and eventually rescued only several weeks later. He'd butchered and eaten 6 of the reindeer to survive. The modern reindeer mythos was created as a psyop to make people forget what really happened. But I remember.

have any of the Very Serious NDP candidates said anything about Venezuela or is that 'campism'?

Snidney Sneeney

I've upset the apple cart, all my apples are completely fucked

This farmer wakes up at 5am every day to milk the titty trees in their orchard

Ate too many dessicant packets again

chill

keep your ai bullshit out of my life firefox

living in an oligarchy kinda sucks ass ngl

Ghost Pepper (Butthole Surfers cover)

Domas Friggman

Jonesy

Has anyone mashed up that Erica Kirk pic with Transylvanian hunger yet

Installing MS-DOS from 3.5" floppy to my smart toaster and giving it brain damage

I guess now we just have to accept an annual monotonous 4 week trudge of perfunctory "Here's how you rocked our shit in 2025!" Wrapup features from every godforsaken platform to which I'm forced to turn over my personal information for the privilege of conducting basic transactions.

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

as we dream of our descent upon the surface i see settlement fires

I reject your joy and offer in its stead this pedantry. May you find it as intolerable as I have.

For sale, ritual baby. Never sacrificed.

Thrift stores let me volunteer to organize your media sextions

After preliminary discussions we have reached agreement on the partial withdrawal of the Swiss Guards from my parking space.

Fernando Balatro

talk to me about ai when your fake i makes it so excel understands that csv implies commas, not tabs, as the delimiter

You might want to just mute me for a few hours I feel like this is going to keep happening

You honor, if I may: who need they habeas corpussy ate

exactly six (6) holes

Dirigible Download available

Times New Romulan

Blanche duBonk

Lilu, what was Operation Paperclip

good moleman to you

Congrats to the progressive Canadian media for getting dog walked by the most obvious antisemitism smear conceivable

Francis Crapp

Skrunt Pavlits

Gonna tell my kids this was Blood Incantation

keep seeing digital albums on bandcamp for like $18CAD what is goin onnnnnn