a little clarity goes a long way. a lot of clarity would go way further but i'll take what i can get

A war criminal and a known associate of a high-profile sex trafficker walk into a podcast studio. Stop me if you've heard this one, folks.

One of the things I like most about this Boards of Canada album is that it feels very 90's coded, in that it's too long and a bunch of the songs aren't very good.

That this many words could be wasted on a single candidate in a single race tells you everything you need to know about the electoral project on the american left

I love laying on the floor. Underrated.

The Picture of Phrygian Grey

Nick Yachyshyn doesn't look like someone who should be able to do that

Cirrhosis of the squidward

yeah same

Inside of you are two shafts

Sometimes I remove invasive plants and I have to sympathize. You don't know any better, but you're from another soil, you consume too much and spread too far, too fast in this context. Like, I get it, I'm a white settler.

Blood Diaper

Phipbert Tinkel

with a name like Frum, in The Atlantic, ew might be looking at the worst take ever assembled. I ain't reading to find out

Barnacules

Any word from JP morgan on how it's been going

[guy dressed like the last scion of the degenerate family line of a wealthy 18th century barrel maker] here's what matters to regular people,

show this post to your canadian meemaws and peepaws to give them a sensible chuckle

Lee valley bf Fabricland gf

Keith Chamferspats

I have a supernatural antagonist. His name is Mr. Gaps, he could be hiding anywhere.

Breadgetables. Finally, vegetables can be bread!

we could be bound for such vastly different places

It's actionable threats against critical infrastructure Friday, reply w your fav actionable threats against critical infrastructure

Cybertruck with tissue box on the dash

2:44 in the song "Flying Whales" by the band Gojira

Need some linen clothing that doesn't make me look like I'm Abt to try selling you some artisanal soap

Enter the Dracularium

Binning a post that's frankly too sick to put into the world

carne de grogu

Metallikyle

Kyle or be Kyled

thwibonnaci thequenthe

Rumplesplitscreen

Replicated my waveform again. It's easy for me now.

Elliott Crumpledick

I'm not big on brand loyalty but if asked I *will* die for the Bulk Barn

I'm workshopping a reinterpretation of barenaked ladies' "one week" and it's not going well

I'm the kind of guy who always backs into the parking space, even when they say not to. I have been in many collisions.

In anticipation of a new Elder album I be been listening to elder Elder albums and damn

final scene: horse mazes

Ppl love honey because it gives that most forbidden and difficult to obtain taste experience: bee ass

[me, Being Hung Upside Down on a Stake in the Underworld and Made to Eat Feces by the Four Apes] this is just like that Nile song lmao

Strapped to the proton chair, for bombardment

All the people gathered, and they marveled at what they saw. And then they spoke as if with one voice, saying "uh oh."

Fresh socks at midmorning

Large_Brad.png you're my only hope,

I work in the jpg pits, looking for artifacts

Crane Face