very funny how miis who are married still do the "This mii is curious about [spouse]" prompt. i promise you don't need my permission to flirt with your wife.

my roster grows

emily and i were watching king of the hill and there was an episode about art where they went to an art community that was full of what were clearly supposed to be jokes about modern art. but one of them caught my eye

typa shit city guards be saying to travellers nowadays

The menu at this Indo-Chinese restaurant that just opened has so many bizarre problems but this is my favorite.

this is the most generic shonen manga synopsis i’ve ever seen, good job

Oh god, Horse Armor is within the Ask Historians 20 year rule for historical content 💀

vamp fatale // 2 // #FFXIV #FF14

And maybe my favourite one, this one made me laugh so hard I had to get it immediately

😳

on their fucking minibikes again the neighborhood teens are. call the police i have.

really scared about what they'll do to red mage... i really like how red mage feels and the jobs we've seen so far make me worry that the stuff i love about it is going to change fundamentally

I can't wait for the new raid

envisioning a susano blade catch mechanic except you're catching sahaquiel before it explodes tokyo-3

what is an at field but a line on the floor

WHAT

perish the thought

who lives in a pineapple under the sea

a happy wedding to sumi and althaea hanali of the smithing guild, two characters i would never have paired in a million years

For the #Transformers fans: since this question comes up sometimes, a post about writing "Webworld" with #LenWein. www.tumblr.com/dduane/81467...

Fighting Dinosaurs

i was disappointed with the options for dresses for marcilla so i painstakingly recreated the dress from her model :D

visual novels are an innovative medium because they combine the joy of reading a book with the agonising tedium of clicking a button every 1.5 seconds

IQ is fake, fascist psuedoscience with the exception being Alakazam's 5000 IQ. That one is real.

many are saying this

The prophecy cannot be stopped

:)

Europa Missions xkcd.com/3234/

I DO appreciate them!

YEAH I'M A VAMPIRE!

Battery

i understand why denning isn't a valid cyl character but at the same time that's why they should do it. can you imagine if the gatekeeper fiasco happened again but this time for the guy who can only say one thing. there would be violence in the streets

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Of The Devil Chapter 3 goes CRAAAAAAAZY

People got don't-put-it-in-the-newspaper mad that Shadowrun 4E added wireless hacking to everything. "It's so stupid, why would they network everything? Why would they make cyberware with hacking vulnerabilities?" And yet, every single year that's gone by has justified that decision more and more

BREAKING NEWS: Disgraced defense attorney Phoenix Wright, who was disbarred seven years ago for forging evidence, has been arrested for murder himself. The trial is scheduled for Monday.

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

inversion of the idle genre would be to make a game where you micromanage absolutely everything. it's a turn-based simulation game and if you don't instruct a character to breathe during their turn they just die

remembering this bit from the original Google whitepaper from 1998

i don't even get poob in my country