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i have never joked
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jeremy kaplowitz
7 days ago
i'm honestly scared about the impact a movie like Marty Supreme could have on young men. we're already at dangerous levels of little mustaches
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(2026) we are taking the oil with our perfect kinetic troops! (2050) West China, formerly known as the United States,
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this is accurate
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going for a “cousin walk” alone, in my apartment. the clinking sound of the bong against the filthy glass coffee table. i forgot it was thanksgiving
about 2 months ago
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bouncing and laughing in my adult baby bjorn while my wife makes funny faces at me
about 2 months ago
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David_j_roth
about 2 months ago
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
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had to be the worst head of all time
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epstein is proof that you can reach the highest echelons of american power while being nearly illiterate. don't let your limitations hold you back
about 2 months ago
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jeremy kaplowitz
about 2 months ago
Valve has finally imvented the first ever electronic device that cannot run Fortnite
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day after the first snow of the year they already can’t take it. they are soft
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2 months ago
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there are plenty of enhanced interrogation techniques where he’s going
2 months ago
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no we are not “skipping” any holidays between halloween and christmas, we are doing all four: pre black friday black friday pre cyber monday cyber monday
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crystal best hot sauce louisiana second tabasco okay tapatio ass
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i had heard all the criticism of hamilton before i went and saw it, and in the end i thought most of the criticism was true, but i also found hamilton undeniable
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2 months ago
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and that’s when everyone put their differences aside and came together to celebrate their favorite team, the los angeles dodgers
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Chris: Permanent DST Enthusiast
2 months ago
A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see
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new year same beck ✨❄️
2 months ago
me five beers in at any sporting event when "Sweet Caroline" comes on the loudspeaker
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marky supreme
2 months ago
My new game Glory Hole Simulator isn’t a sex thing. I can see why everyone is assuming that. It’s more like taking care of the glory hole after hours. Sweeping, locking up, sanding the hole. That kind of thing. Will post some screenshots soon.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
3 months ago
There has to be a reason that the guitar subreddit rarely talks about fights within their bands and the bass subreddit does all of the time
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wikipedia is the last good website so it makes sense he would want to destroy it
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3 months ago
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one day millennials will be the last people on earth who can read and write. i think that’s beautiful
3 months ago
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chicagoans are a hardy people who will simply outlast ICE when winter comes
3 months ago
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you might even say “go dodgers”
3 months ago
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call him verstappen the way he’s back in it
3 months ago
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i think it’s fine, even good, to steal jewels from a museum
3 months ago
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guys i think satan is spam texting me
3 months ago
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oh no, please don’t put john bolton in jail, you’re making me so mad! i’m so owned!!
3 months ago
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jeremy kaplowitz
3 months ago
please do not make me have to take Hard Drive off my resume
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googling "concerts for dogs" as a joke, not because i would take my dog to a dog concert. i am taking my dog to a dog concert only as a joke
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(trying to get bluesky to tailor my discover page, please ignore) f1 formula 1 racing grand prix max verstappen charles leclerc lewis hamilton fernando alonso george russel yuki tsunoda fia fédération internationale de l'automobile mercedes red bull ferrari haas aston martin toto wolff fred vasseur
3 months ago
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weed too cheap to meter
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Ged/Sparrowhawk
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i have the rest of the night to befriend a polynesian harpooner
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3 months ago
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they went to the moon 50+ years ago with 4kb of ram and no billionaires involved
3 months ago
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New York Shit Post
4 months ago
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New York Shit Post
5 months ago
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New York Shit Post
4 months ago
🚨 IMPORTANT SATIRE 🚨 PLEASE USE THIS AS A REPLY TO "OWN" PEOPLE WHO ARE WRONG ONLINE
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Jesse Hawken
5 months ago
Now that MAGA has brought the small-town gay piano teacher back to the Cracker Barrel logo it’s time to bring back Bucco Bruce to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers helmets
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oh so trump is *dying* dying
5 months ago
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cop: tell us where the dirt is!! roomba: (beeps defiantly)
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overall i think it’s nice that people are hating on LA again. people were getting way too chummy about it for a while there
5 months ago
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traditional european values are under attack
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New York Shit Post
5 months ago
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5 months ago
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i receive: several priceless family artifacts you receive: a piece of junk from the white house gift shop
5 months ago
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New York Shit Post
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jeremy kaplowitz
6 months ago
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New York Shit Post
6 months ago
please accept this heartfelt and sincere apology
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