there's a "charlie brown had hoes" level of buffoonery afoot but i shan't entertain it

you’re saying “go tigers” or “go dawgs”, I’m saying “go refs and the rule of law”

there’s a specific era of football that’s especially nostalgic for me, and it involves when the women my parents were friends with wore mock neck sweatshirts with their alma mater logos and contrasting collar colors

Here, take this, it’ll come in handy later

i am so tired of being responsible, y'all have no idea.

nodding off and then waking up to Oklahoma being this far behind feels like I time traveled

A candidate we can all support

I hope Jay Nunez is Clockwork Orange’ing footage of Max Gilbert to Conor Talty right now

Hey, tigers

Diva down. Linen scarves at half mast, ladies. This beyond sucks.

in ancient times, kadyn proctor would be worshipped as the son of a god and a human

Say hello to Darrow! And wish my blood pressure well after finding out how much Husky grooming appointments are.

Fuck

sorry, I was late getting to the tv for the game. sports witch is back in effect.

dan lanning on gameday,

Gritty is great but I need my fellow Blue the Colt fans to stand up

Today I’ll be Wig Walking in downtown Mobile to support queer & trans youth in southern Alabama. Would love if any of yall would like to make a donation. Prism has already exceeded its $25K goal, let’s smash it even more. secure.givelively.org/donate/prism...

fetch me a sacrifice (martini)

Yall. We have current State Rep and Candidate for Governor of Georgia Ruwa Romman @ruwaromman.bsky.social coming out to Jefferson next Thursday! www.mobilize.us/georgiademoc...

As her psychological dramedy If I Had Legs I’d Kick You hits theaters from A24 writer-director Mary Bronstein chats with Marya E. Gates about embracing chaos, rejecting comfort and the resilience of rodents (specifically, hamsters). boxd.it/2Lw

Remember sis … in all your getting… get a bag

healing is an ugly thing.

Part 1 of my "How I Felt" diary is featured in this week's Unbodied, by @britticisms.bsky.social

i like how colonizers got to some places and couldn’t think of names but were so committed to not using the indigenous ones that they were just like “yeah that’s…. new (old place)”

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

honestly watching college football on breaks while in full special effects makeup is my “Kirsten Dunst as Marie Antoinette listening to something on a MacBook Pro on the set of Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette”

got called a bitch by a teenage boy for doing my job well, luv da youth

Part 1 of my "How I Felt" diary is featured in this week's Unbodied, by @britticisms.bsky.social

if you’re a junior level front end dev with figma experience who wants some easy, consistent work pls dm me on linkedin with your portfolio and range of hourly rates. for a rotating set of clients for the marketing agency I’m freelancing with. www.linkedin.com/in/jamiekhow...

If we're talking about the greatest living lyricists, it's worth remembering that Wu-Tang Clan's discography uses a larger vocabulary than Shakespeare, so GZA has to be on that list. www.pbs.org/newshour/art...

Some stories about my friend Kaleb, on the occasion of his funeral: channel-6.ghost.io/its-just-dif...

I have to stop revealing I was thinking of someone right before they text me.

This is how all of my replies from men sound like. I am constantly - CONSTANTLY - being told something that comes across so deeply condescending o have to ask myself how you’ve gotten through life without getting the spit slapped from your mouth.

HAPPY PUBLISHING DAY TO MY FAVORITE WRITER WHO I AM LUCKY ENOUGH TO SHARE A LIFE WITH. BITE BACK is out today.

I forgot how much food is required for me to eat in order to successfully do physically demanding, costume-heavy shows.

South Carolina I’m gonna need y’all to make some noise on this one. Not just with your reps- with the entire roster of reps, local progressive orgs, your own circles, everyone. There are plenty of orgs to reach out to, find one and get in touch *today*.

South Carolina's criminal code sentences a rapist to 30 years for rape, but if SC's new S 323 becomes law, it'd sentence a woman to death for getting an abortion Meaning—if a man impregnates a woman via rape he may get 30 years, but if that impregnated victim gets an abortion she would be executed😐

I burned 1450 calories

makeup & wardrobe put on COZY as soon as I got in, I’m thriving

Come see me tonight & tomorrow @ Netherworld 🖤 (week day tix are cheaper too)

(shared with permission) ICE/CBP has been active on Chicago's northwest side this morning—and also met with rapid responders. Agents reportedly abducted one man from this Dunkin at Belmont and Milwaukee around 9:30am before speeding off.

grief coming to tap on my brain during peaceful moments like a kid at the aquarium

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got - scam machine - psychosis inducing machine - weapons of mass destruction - button you push that makes the planet hotter - markets that intentionally starve people - clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time - medicine you can’t afford

@jasonkirk.fyi “I saw that horse in Diablo” is the most you shit you’ve ever said

a visit to the M•A•C counter where a girl who finally got her certification and is sipping her sugar free redbull while she does my makeup and we gossip would fix me

You ever think about how there were dudes that probably saw loads of combat in WWII and then 20-odd years later were playing henchmen on BATMAN

I figured out why heists and heist movies do it for me: It’s all the fun of crime with none of the overt violence and the chance to feel like we’re (audience) in on the action. Also: sexy.

The amount of people who’ve text me to say they’re thinking of me *and* Dolly rn🖤